Interview the person below you (Part 6) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

gramar

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I know it's a Johnny Cash song

Do I win a prize?

No, the song is Folsom Prison Blues.

Have you read 'the girl on the train'?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

No, the song is Folsom Prison Blues.

Have you read 'the girl on the train'?

I haven't.

Should I?

Eamondomc

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I know it's a Johnny Cash song

Do I win a prize?

Indeed you do, top, middle or bottom shelf?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

I haven't.

Should I?

Halfway through and I don't think it's all that great.
According to the reviews on the back cover it's the dogs knackers.

Eamondomc wrote: »

Indeed you do, top, middle or bottom shelf?

Bottom shelf. Cos..well...bottoms....

Do you think you could balance a pint on Kim Kardashians arse?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Halfway through and I don't think it's all that great.
According to the reviews on the back cover it's the dogs knackers.



Bottom shelf. Cos..well...bottoms....

Do you think you could balance a pint on Kim Kardashians arse?

I could if I were so inclined. She's ridiculous.

I'm a bit bored now. What shall we do?

gramar

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I could if I were so inclined. She's ridiculous.

I'm a bit bored now. What shall we do?

Before suggesting anything I should ask if you are still bored?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

Before suggesting anything I should ask if you are still bored?

There's a good answer in there somewhere.

Do you imagine time goes faster as you get older?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

There's a good answer in there somewhere.

Do you imagine time goes faster as you get older?

It certainly does. They should change the saying...time flies when you're getting old.

Have you ever ran from the guards?

WhoWhatWhere

gramar wrote: »

It certainly does. They should change the saying...time flies when you're getting old.

Have you ever ran from the guards?

Never needed to, I haven't been in trouble with them!

I settled on having a bagel for breakfast, shall I have that with tea or coffee?

gramar

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

Never needed to, I haven't been in trouble with them!

I settled on having a bagel for breakfast, shall I have that with tea or coffee?

Sweet fanny adams, you're an indecisive bugger aren't you?


Were you picked last to play sports at school?

Eamondomc

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

Never needed to, I haven't been in trouble with them!

I settled on having a bagel for breakfast, shall I have that with tea or coffee?

Jeez, I m starting to think about lunch, have the coffee.

How many hours sleep do you need daily to feel rested?

WhoWhatWhere

Eamondomc wrote: »

Jeez, I m starting to think about lunch, have the coffee.

How many hours sleep do you need daily to feel rested?

It was a **** bagel should have gotten the breakfast roll tbf. At least 6 to last the day but ideally 7-8.

Is there anything worse than being geniunally shattered tired?

gramar

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

It was a **** bagel should have gotten the breakfast roll tbf. At least 6 to last the day but ideally 7-8.

Is there anything worse than being geniunally shattered tired?

Being genuinely shattered tired and having bum grapes.

Would you raise your eyebrows at someone who used the word 'plethora' in a sentence?

WhoWhatWhere

gramar wrote: »

Being genuinely shattered tired and having bum grapes.

Would you raise your eyebrows at someone who used the word 'plethora' in a sentence?

No, I think we should all embrace a stronger vocabulary

What's the biggest word you know (and understand)

Colser

gramar wrote:

Would you raise your eyebrows at someone who used the word 'plethora' in a sentence?

I kinda would..

Would you like a drink right now..I've a fierce mind for one

gramar

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

No, I think we should all embrace a stronger vocabulary

What's the biggest word you know (and understand)

I was going to say infinity but I don't understand that. So I'll say...ginormous.

If you travel halfway towards a point, and then halfway again, and again...and again...and again...will you ever actually get there?

WhoWhatWhere

Colser wrote: »

I kinda would..

Would you like a drink right now..I've a fierce mind for one

It's 5 O'Clock somehwere. What's your posion?

Colser

WhoWhatWhere wrote:

It's 5 O'Clock somehwere. What's your posion?

A g&t would hit the spot now.

Yours?

WhoWhatWhere

Colser wrote: »

A g&t would hit the spot now.

Yours?

Jack. No ice, no water, no coke.

I've a latte beside me and I'm wholly wishing it to be an irish coffee now just because you mentioned. Ye divil ye

Tis fierce mild no?

Colser

WhoWhatWhere wrote:

Tis fierce mild no?

Positively balmy ðŸ˜

Will we head to a pub for the day...just a few and a chat not a big session?

Colser

Colser wrote: »

Positively balmy ðŸ˜

Will we head to a pub for the day...just a few and a chat not a big session?

Oh I'd love that. I'd murder a pint right now.

What would you murder?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I'd love that. I'd murder a pint right now.

What would you murder?

The next 6 hours.

Do you stock up on sweeties for begging kids on Halloween?

WhoWhatWhere

gramar wrote: »

The next 6 hours.

Do you stock up on sweeties for begging kids on Halloween?

No little bastards are getting caramel onions.

Do you?

gramar

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

No little bastards are getting caramel onions.

Do you?

I'd better, a group called last year all about 6 or 7 year olds...better get a few jellies in case they're back and not have them think I'm a complete curmudgeon.

What automatically makes you think that someone is a prick?

WhoWhatWhere

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

No little bastards are getting caramel onions.

Do you?

Caramel onions! :pac:

I do not. All of the sweets for me.

Do you have any plans for the long weekend?

WhoWhatWhere

gramar wrote: »

I'd better, a group called last year all about 6 or 7 year olds...better get a few jellies in case they're back and not have them think I'm a complete curmudgeon.

What automatically makes you think that someone is a prick?

Their clothes.

You?

gramar

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

Their clothes.

You?

If they're riding a quad.

How long are you going to take to think about what to have for lunch?

Colser

gramar wrote:

What automatically makes you think that someone is a prick?

Talking too loud,centre of attention type.

You?

WhoWhatWhere

gramar wrote: »

If they're riding a quad.

How long are you going to take to think about what to have for lunch?

Nothing because I don't feel hungry enough

What are you having?

gramar

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

Nothing because I don't feel hungry enough

What are you having?

I have a yoghurt and a banana.
I'll be dipping the banana into the yoghurt and then sucking it off.

What social class would you consider yourself part of?

WhoWhatWhere

gramar wrote: »

I have a yoghurt and a banana.
I'll be dipping the banana into the yoghurt and then sucking it off.

What social class would you consider yourself part of?

I'm not poor I'm not rich. Middle class, yes?

You a rich boii?

gramar

WhoWhatWhere wrote: »

I'm not poor I'm not rich. Middle class, yes?

You a rich boii?

Up until yesterday I didn't think so but I found out about friends of mine with two kids and who don't have enough money to last the month and barely have enough to eat so that put it in perspective.

Being of average size and strength is there anything I could push along in a wheelbarrow that you couldn't?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Up until yesterday I didn't think so but I found out about friends of mine with two kids and who don't have enough money to last the month and barely have enough to eat so that put it in perspective.

Being of average size and strength is there anything I could push along in a wheelbarrow that you couldn't?

Me

They are over in AH talking about looks. The thread is full of humble brags such as "I get told I look like George Clooney but personally I don't see it".

Do you seek external validation?

Colser

gramar wrote:

Being of average size and strength is there anything I could push along in a wheelbarrow that you couldn't?

Myself.

Are you physically strong?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Me

They are over in AH talking about looks. The thread is full of humble brags such as "I get told I look like George Clooney but personally I don't see it".

Do you seek external validation?

Always fishing for it... I was weaned too soon.

Colser wrote: »

Myself.

Are you physically strong?

I'm as strong as an ox. But personally I don't see it.

If you were playing hide and seek now where you are, where would you hide?

Colser

gramar wrote:

If you were playing hide and seek now where you are, where would you hide?

Behind the couch.

You?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Behind the couch.

You?

Wouldn't be much fun if I told you.

Ever been inside a jail?

Colser

gramar wrote:

Ever been inside a jail?

Yes.

Are prisons a real deterrent?

Colser

Colser wrote: »

Yes.

Are prisons a real deterrent?

Not in Ireland.

When will this day end?

gramar

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not in Ireland.

When will this day end?

Later.

Bingo wings or bingo balls?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Later.

Bingo wings or bingo balls?

Neither. I like my arms as they are and definitely don't want a pair of balls, droopy or otherwise

Guess what?

Colser

Deleted User wrote:

Guess what?

Go on...

Who's got the popcorn,this could be good....?

Colser

Colser wrote: »

Go on...

Who's got the popcorn,this could be good....?

It's pint o clock!!!!!

Will you come?

Colser

Deleted User wrote:

Will you come?

I most certainly will..

Anyone else joining us?

Felix Jones is God

Colser wrote: »

I most certainly will..

Anyone else joining us?

Nope sorry, migraine is kicking my ass

Anybody wanna swap heads ?

Felix Jones is God

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

Nope sorry, migraine is kicking my ass

Anybody wanna swap heads ?

Jaysus no. Mine is depraved enough without added Felix

Heuston station in 20 minutes. I'll have a pint of Hop House.

What will you have?

La.de.da

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Jaysus no. Mine is depraved enough without added Felix

Heuston station in 20 minutes. I'll have a pint of Hop House.

What will you have?

A screaming orgasm please. I hear it's a lovely cocktail.

Are farmers spreading ****e around awful smell of cow ****e?

Eamondomc

La.de.da wrote: »

A screaming orgasm please. I hear it's a lovely cocktail.

Are farmers spreading ****e around awful smell of cow ****e?

Ah its the smell of money to the farmer.
An old lady asked me one time if I had my dung out, I said no, I'm busting,but I can hold on till I get home.

Have you ever gotten short taken and no toilet close by?

La.de.da

Eamondomc wrote: »

Ah its the smell of money to the farmer.
An old lady asked me one time if I had my dung out, I said no, I'm busting,but I can hold on till I get home.

Have you ever gotten short taken and no toilet close by?

Almost. but having colitis I know where every bathroom is wherever I go.

Is that sad?

Eamondomc

La.de.da wrote: »

Almost. but having colitis I know where every bathroom is wherever I go.

Is that sad?

Having colitis is, but needs must on the bathroom front.

How is the screaming orgasm coming along?