Interview the person below you (Part 6) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

Felix Jones is God

Eamondomc wrote: »

Probably sick, with a bad hangover and honeymoon cystitis, if her weekend went as planned.

Did you enjoy your weekend?

Not as much as Persepoly from what you're telling us!

Are we all looking forward to work tomorrow?....except me.....I'm taking a sick day....cough.... cough

Colser

Felix Jones is God wrote:

Are we all looking forward to work tomorrow?....except me.....I'm taking a sick day....cough.... cough

I'm allergic to going back.

Would you like to be self employed?

Eamondomc

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

Not as much as Persepoly from what you're telling us!

Are we all looking forward to work tomorrow?....except me.....I'm taking a sick day....cough.... cough

I m geared up, have a meeting at 11 so won't go in too early, can put my stuff together at home.

Is it freeing where you are?

mountain

Eamondomc wrote: »

I m geared up, have a meeting at 11 so won't go in too early, can put my stuff together at home.

Is it freeing where you are?

It's bitter cold here.

Bed time?

La.de.da

mountain wrote: »

It's bitter cold here.

Bed time?

Not yet.


Anyone for tea?

Lavinia

I'm done for today.


Do you think should FJIG call P out finally and get a room so we can have a normal thread over here?

Lavinia

Lavinia wrote: »

I'm done for today.


Do you think should FJIG call P out finally and get a room so we can have a normal thread over here?

No, it would ruin the sexual tension in the thread.

Have you ever had a friend that you really lusted after but there was never any hope of anything happening?

Felix Jones is God

Lavinia wrote: »

I'm done for today.


Do you think should FJIG call P out finally and get a room so we can have a normal thread over here?

Haha, she's too young for me.... she'd only break me

Can someone be happy on their own forever?

La.de.da

Lavinia wrote: »

I'm done for today.


Do you think should FJIG call P out finally and get a room so we can have a normal thread over here?

Nah. I like the banter.


why do the weekends go so fast?

Felix Jones is God

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

Haha, she's too young for me.... she'd only break me

Can someone be happy on their own forever?

No, humans are not designed to be on their own.

Have you ever had a friend that you really lusted after but there was never any hope of anything happening?

Sgt. Bilko 09

La.de.da wrote: »

Nah. I like the banter.


why do the weekends go so fast?

Because it goes 60 minutes per hour .

How long is a Chinese name? It's actually a very common name believe it or not.

Tell us about yourself in 6 words?

Eamondomc

Sgt. Bilko 09 wrote: »

Because it goes 60 minutes per hour .

How long is a Chinese name? It's actually a very common name believe it or not.

Tell us about yourself in 6 words?

Just in from the pub, an unexpected visit from a friend and off we go, so can tell you about myself in 1 word, DRUNK.

What's your best body part?

La.de.da

Eamondomc wrote: »

Just in from the pub, an unexpected visit from a friend and off we go, so can tell you about myself in 1 word, DRUNK.

What's your best body part?

My legs I think.


Yours?

Eamondomc

La.de.da wrote: »

My legs I think.


Yours?

I like my eyes.

Will I make us a nice waking up cuppa?

Edups

Eamondomc wrote: »

I like my eyes.

Will I make us a nice waking up cuppa?

I've been awake since 3, I'll make ye one

Sugar?

Eamondomc

Edups wrote: »

I've been awake since 3, I'll make ye one

Sugar?

2, thanks Ed.

What has you awake so long?

Edups

Eamondomc wrote: »

2, thanks Ed.

What has you awake so long?

Not sure tbh. I went to sleep too early I think, was cuddled up to the missus and just fell asleep, awoke at around 3:30! Oops. Might go to sleep for another hour or so shortly

Ever happen to you?

Eamondomc

Edups wrote: »

Not sure tbh. I went to sleep too early I think, was cuddled up to the missus and just fell asleep, awoke at around 3:30! Oops. Might go to sleep for another hour or so shortly

Ever happen to you?

It did indeed.

What's in the pipeline for your day?

Edups

Eamondomc wrote: »

It did indeed.

What's in the pipeline for your day?

Need to go to town, then clean my TV area for virgin media to install my broadband tomorrow. 360mb/s very nice.

Yourself?

Eamondomc

Edups wrote: »

Need to go to town, then clean my TV area for virgin media to install my broadband tomorrow. 360mb/s very nice.

Yourself?

That sounds amazing anyway.
Nothing but work and farm, which I'm off to now, it looks cold out, heavy coat day I think.

Can you hear the traffic building up yet?

Lavinia

Deleted User wrote: »

Have you ever had a friend that you really lusted after but there was never any hope of anything happening?

Not really a friend but ya, hopes are thin me thinks anyway

Eamondomc wrote: »

Can you hear the traffic building up yet?

Closed the balcony door so no not yet

Is it strange being already so bright at 7 in the morning?

Edups

Lavinia wrote: »

Not really a friend but ya, hopes are thin me thinks anyway

Closed the balcony door so no not yet

Is it strange being already so bright at 7 in the morning?

Yeah it's unusal in fairness. Still freezing cold mind.

What to eat..

gramar

Edups wrote: »

Yeah it's unusal in fairness. Still freezing cold mind.

What to eat..

Alphabet soup.

Can you do the live long and prosper sign with your fingers?

Felix Jones is God

gramar wrote: »

Alphabet soup.

Can you do the live long and prosper sign with your fingers?

I can, with both hands too!

Star trek or Star wars ?

gramar

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

I can, with both hands too!

Star trek or Star wars ?

I really don't care much for either. Starbar.

How many constrellations can you identify?

Felix Jones is God

gramar wrote: »

I really don't care much for either. Starbar.

How many constrellations can you identify?

None, can't identify any constellations either

Is astrology a complete load of bollix ?

gramar

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

None, can't identify any constellations either

Is astrology a complete load of bollix ?

Don't let Fergus Gibson hear you say that.

Are you on the verge of anything?

Felix Jones is God

gramar wrote: »

Don't let Fergus Gibson hear you say that.

Are you on the verge of anything?

The verge of getting off the couch and taking a painkiller

Aren't lazy days the best ?

gramar

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

The verge of getting off the couch and taking a painkiller

Aren't lazy days the best ?

I'm not much good at lazy days. Not all day anyway.

Do you often have trouble getting the finger out?

Lavinia

Lavinia wrote: »

I'm done for today.


Do you think should FJIG call P out finally and get a room so we can have a normal thread over here?

I like this thread just fine as it is!

@ gramar, I've spent the last hour talking shíte but have been told it's time to put my 'little secretary' hat on.

How are you?

Edups

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I like this thread just fine as it is!

@ gramar, I've spent the last hour talking shíte but have been told it's time to put my 'little secretary' hat on.

How are you?

Freezing right enough

And yourself?

gramar

Edups wrote: »

Freezing right enough

And yourself?

Top of the world.

What's the longest queue you've ever been in?

Felix Jones is God

gramar wrote: »

Top of the world.

What's the longest queue you've ever been in?

Rides at eurodisney....fckin soul destroying

Anybody want to take me to eurodisney btw, my child wants to go again

gramar

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

Rides at eurodisney....fckin soul destroying

Anybody want to take me to eurodisney btw, my child wants to go again

Would you not prefer that they just took your child and saved you the agony?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

Would you not prefer that they just took your child and saved you the agony?

No, my childre can fcuking look after themselves from here on.

Are you junior walker gramar, I keep imagining him when I read your posts?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

No, my childre can fcuking look after themselves from here on.

Are you junior walker gramar, I keep imagining him when I read your posts?

I don't know who that is but I'm fairly sure I ain't. Thanks for saying him btw.

Do you think Donald will try to legalise pussy grabbing if he gets into office?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

I don't know who that is but I'm fairly sure I ain't. Thanks for saying him btw.

Do you think Donald will try to legalise pussy grabbing if he gets into office?

Lol, I think he might, retrospectively.

Should it be legalised?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

Lol, I think he might, retrospectively.

Should it be legalised?

It is legal where there is consent of course.

Would you randomly have a quick grope someone in a nightclub?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

It is legal where there is consent of course.

Would you randomly have a quick grope someone in a nightclub?

No, not randomly, that's not to say I've never had a quick grope of someone in a nightclub, consentually. Gone past that now though.

Do you use hand softener?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

No, not randomly, that's not to say I've never had a quick grope of someone in a nightclub, consentually. Gone past that now though.

Do you use hand softener?

As in a hand cream? No. Never occured to me.

What do your hands say about you?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

As in a hand cream? No. Never occured to me.

What do your hands say about you?

Well used, but still in good order.

Ever have steak flavoured eggs?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

Well used, but still in good order.

Ever have steak flavoured eggs?

I didn't know that such things existed.

If most people don't ordinarily visit museums why do they do so when on holidays?

Shannon757

gramar wrote: »

I didn't know that such things existed.

If most people don't ordinarily visit museums why do they do so when on holidays?

To feel like they're getting the most out of the holiday.

Do you believe in aliens?

gramar

Shannon757 wrote: »

To feel like they're getting the most out of the holiday.

Do you believe in aliens?

I don't 'believe' in them. It's not like I place my faith and trust in them.
I do think that in all liklihood other life forms exist.

Do you know what a light year is?

Shannon757

gramar wrote: »

I don't 'believe' in them. It's not like I place my faith and trust in them.
I do think that in all liklihood other life forms exist.

Do you know what a light year is?

Not the exact definition.

Do you have the radio on in work?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

I didn't know that such things existed.

If most people don't ordinarily visit museums why do they do so when on holidays?

You just fry or scramble them in steak fat or juice.
@Shannon, no.

No sign of the schools opening up?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

You just fry or scramble them in steak fat or juice.
@Shannon, no.

No sign of the schools opening up?

More chance of North Korea opening up it's borders.

Are you surprised that SJW's haven't campaigned for the change of name of rapeseed?

Shannon757

Eamondomc wrote: »

You just fry or scramble them in steak fat or juice.
@Shannon, no.

No sign of the schools opening up?

Some are open. Mine isn't

I don't know what to do today. Any recommendations?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

More chance of North Korea opening up it's borders.

Are you surprised that SJW's haven't campaigned for the change of name of rapeseed?

I am, and nicknames for cats and that footballer from Germany, Fuchs.
@Shannon, have a nude ocean swim.

Are you in good form today?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

I am, and nicknames for cats and that footballer from Germany, Fuchs.
@Shannon, have a nude ocean swim.

Are you in good form today?

My form is adequate.

If you were naked standing with your back and feet against a wall with an erection, what would be your most prominent feature?