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Vote Clinton get a BJ

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  • 20-10-2016 2:58pm
    #1
    The_Valeyard
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    Madonna has announced that if you vote for Hillary Clinton, you will get oral sex.

    Some points from her speech.


    Good eye contact.

    Swallows.

    Takes her time.

    Not sure if my first reaction was 'ewww' or 'wha'

    What does AH think?
    Would you accept the offer?
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    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Durty auld one...


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    #3
    ForstalDave
    Registered Users Posts: 612 ✭✭✭ForstalDave


    discrimination not all voters have the ol meat n two veg


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    #4
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    will she get down on her knees.. like a prayer?


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    jacksie66
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    #6
    frag420
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    Trump, if you can hear me, save us from Madonna!!


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    #7
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I bet she sucks like a virgin


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    Walter H Price
    Registered Users Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭Walter H Price


    Yeh womens lib you go girl ahahahahahahaha

    Free BJ for voting for one of the most corrupt two faced unfit presidential candidates of all time , and what for the lady's is their a lickout on the cards or is this purely an offer for the lads.

    Before anyone suggestest im pro Trump i think he's an a-hole too but i vote for him all day long over Clinton


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    #9
    Exeggcute
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭Exeggcute


    No wonder her son wants nothing to do with her.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,445 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Walter H Price wrote: »
    Yeh womens lib you go girl ahahahahahahaha

    Free BJ for voting for one of the most corrupt two faced unfit presidential candidates of all time , and what for the lady's is their a lickout on the cards or is this purely an offer for the lads.

    Before anyone suggestest im pro Trump i think he's an a-hole too but i vote for him all day long over Clinton

    Fair enough. Be completely screwed over getting a BJ....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #11
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,117 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Teeth in or out?


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    #12
    Gatling
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    Give me Shauna nyx instead
    360_F_102352090_ie3kLjDIvgrT1sxVDknWCUh8PxgMYzM7.jpg




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    #13
    Guy:Incognito
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    Donald Trump should anounce he's voting for Clinton and collect.


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    ForstalDave
    Registered Users Posts: 612 ✭✭✭ForstalDave


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Donald Trump should anounce he's voting for Clinton and collect.

    And then vote for himself anyway


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    jimgoose
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    I bet Bill is so all over that shiz-nit. :pac:


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    Buckfast W
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    I'd take the blowie, a mouths a mouth :D


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    ForstalDave
    Registered Users Posts: 612 ✭✭✭ForstalDave


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I bet Bill is so all over that shiz-nit. :pac:


    If elected I really hope Hilary gets caught sleeping with one of her staff would just make the whole thing perfect


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    10000maniacs
    Registered Users Posts: 4,891 ✭✭✭10000maniacs


    Naw, that just locker room talk.
    She probably already has had more pricks in her than a pub dart board. Allegedly.
    Something for her to tell the grandkids about.


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    Estrellita
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Estrellita


    She's not far off 60, she needs to reel it in a bit for the sake of her kids. I'm not implying she should whip out the knitting needles and wool, but for crying out loud... Try to age with a bit of class.


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    nullzero
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    10000maniacs wrote: »
    Something for her to tell the grandkids about.

    After she abducts them from their real family in a helicopter Dawn raid in West Africa.

    Glazers Out!



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    Outlaw Pete
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    "Wrong".


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    #22
    biko
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    I prefer "vote Bernie, get the best candidate"
    Both Clinton and Trump will be disasters


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    #23
    Potatoeman
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    This story is hard to swallow.


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    seenitall
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    Estrellita wrote: »
    She's not far off 60, she needs to reel it in a bit for the sake of her kids. I'm not implying she should whip out the knitting needles and wool, but for crying out loud... Try to age with a bit of class.

    Madonna. A bit of class.

    Does not compute.


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    VladamirP
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    ForstalDave wrote: »
    If elected I really hope Hilary gets caught sleeping with one of her staff would just make the whole thing perfect

    She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

    Yea confirmed by google.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

    YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”
    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/


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    ForstalDave
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    VladamirP wrote: »
    She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

    Yea confirmed by google.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

    I love the absence of prof in thoese, might as well use my ma ex boysfriends brother as a tag for the headline


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    VladamirP
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 193 ✭✭VladamirP


    ForstalDave wrote: »
    I love the absence of prof in thoese, might as well use my ma ex boysfriends brother as a tag for the headline


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHa7Ruu2BGI


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    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,447 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    VladamirP wrote: »
    She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

    Yea confirmed by google.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

    YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”
    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/


    a story on worldnewsdailyreport.com is all the proof i need.


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    ohnonotgmail
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    VladamirP wrote: »
    She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

    Yea confirmed by google.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

    ...

    "Suggests"
    "Might"
    "Claims"
    "Proclaims"
    "Rumour"

    Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.


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    MeatTwoVeg
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    ForstalDave wrote:
    discrimination not all voters have the ol meat n two veg

    Quite a few do however.


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    Estrellita
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Estrellita


    seenitall wrote: »
    Madonna. A bit of class.

    Does not compute.

    Wishful thinking, I know.


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