The 'trampoline wars' FG Off Topic Thread

sullivlo

fixXxer wrote: »

Cheers. We were having a water fight in the front garden and the phone got smashed and soaked ;_;


F

Sounds like you could do with a fixer.

Baggly

sullivlo wrote: »

Sounds like you could do with a fixer.

sullivlo

I'm in a queue for a shop. No big deal - the new normal. However the person behind me doesn't understand personal space, nevermind social distancing. I keep comically stepping away from her, but every time the queue moves again, there she is beside me again.

What is the correct protocol and etiquette for such situations?

Ectoplasm

sullivlo wrote: »

I'm in a queue for a shop. No big deal - the new normal. However the person behind me doesn't understand personal space, nevermind social distancing. I keep comically stepping away from her, but every time the queue moves again, there she is beside me again.

What is the correct protocol and etiquette for such situations?

Deploying flamethrower seems reasonable.

quickbeam

Politely ask her to move back.

Necro

sullivlo wrote: »

I'm in a queue for a shop. No big deal - the new normal. However the person behind me doesn't understand personal space, nevermind social distancing. I keep comically stepping away from her, but every time the queue moves again, there she is beside me again.

What is the correct protocol and etiquette for such situations?

I had one of these last week before I had to lock myself away for two weeks.

Big smelly backstard, I was paying for my stuff and he starts loading up his items right beside me.

Cashier asked him to move back and he snapped at them telling them to fcuk off :eek:

Some people should be just put on a boat and floated out to sea so we don't have to deal with them ever.

Pretzill

sullivlo wrote: »

I'm in a queue for a shop. No big deal - the new normal. However the person behind me doesn't understand personal space, nevermind social distancing. I keep comically stepping away from her, but every time the queue moves again, there she is beside me again.

What is the correct protocol and etiquette for such situations?

I think we should all be given 2 metre length sticks.../(ò.ó)┛彡┻━┻

fixXxer

quickbeam wrote: »

Politely ask her to move back.

What is this good level headed advice doing on my internet??

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Stab 'em in their stupid f**king face!!!...










...I probably shouldn't be allowed near people.

quickbeam

fixXxer wrote: »

What is this good level headed advice doing on my internet??

It doesn't always work. I got abused when asking someone to keep their distance, but I think it's always best to at least start with the assumption that people will oblige and only afterwards escalate it if they don't.

Turn round and do one of those about to sneeze faces at the same time give em the evil eye.

Or fart really loudly

tusk

Turn around and gaze lovingly into their eyes. even when the queue moves on stay there. stay strong.

if they try to get around you, side step into their way. when they've had enough, sneeze in their face

Necro

Here folks,

Have some anagram fun during lockdown.

fixXxer

I cycled to work today and cycled home. Borrowed my dad's bike. Cheating slightly as it has a little motor on it for the really hard bits but still feel I got some exercise out of it.

quickbeam

That's a decent ride. Well done!

Green&Red

fixXxer wrote: »

I cycled to work today and cycled home. Borrowed my dad's bike. Cheating slightly as it has a little motor on it for the really hard bits but still feel I got some exercise out of it.

I’ve started cycling out to the farm since I got laid off. I forgot how sore your arse gets!

quickbeam

Oh, a saddle cushion is a must. I got mine in Lidl. Keep an eye out.

fixXxer

Yeah the undercarriage gets a bit uncomfortable with all the holes in the road!

MrsFlushdraw

sullivlo wrote: »

I'm in a queue for a shop. No big deal - the new normal. However the person behind me doesn't understand personal space, nevermind social distancing. I keep comically stepping away from her, but every time the queue moves again, there she is beside me again.

What is the correct protocol and etiquette for such situations?

Politely say "If it wasn't for covid-19, I would slap you for lack of attention to social distancing" :D

Well my barber shop opened up a couple of hours ago. Yey

Health & Safety stormed in not long after and closed me down. Seemingly, you don’t chop moles off when you chop hair

kitten_k

Happy Easter all!

Happy Easter kitty xxx

quickbeam

This is my new favourite thing:

https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/#

quickbeam

quickbeam wrote: »

This is my new favourite thing:

https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/#

And there goes the rest of my day!

quickbeam

For example:

Kolido

Don't really get it, it tells you what to draw, you draw it, then it tells you what you've drawn?

I'm sure I'm missing something.

quickbeam

That's basically it, Kol. But you've only 20 seconds per drawing. And it doesn't always get what you're drawing. At least, I'm crap at it, so it doesn't always get what I'm drawing. The artistes among us probably would do better.

sKeith

5/6

Mollyb60

Oh I've actually been playing that for ages. I am terrible at drawing! Especially in such a short space of time.