The 'trampoline wars' FG Off Topic Thread

y0ssar1an22

tusk wrote: »

Should have signed up to absolute chaos werewolf to get ready for the madness :pac:

have i missed sign ups?

rainbowtrout

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

Ha ha, be careful what you wish for. It almost created sociopaths when people were in the Christmas spirit, imagine what it would do to people trapped in their homes

But... Q1, to which tune would you best sing "Covid-19"?

My Sharona Corona

Ted_YNWA

Staying Alive .... surely

y0ssar1an22

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Staying Alive .... surely

Ted_YNWA

How come it's a Stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell.

TheValeyard

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

How come it's a Stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell.

Hells more fun!

Deja Boo

Hell's gonna be crowded

Electric Nitwit

Deja Boo wrote: »

Hell's gonna be crowded

Ted_YNWA

Deja Boo wrote:

Hell's gonna be crowded

Hell for the company, Heaven for the weather.

TheValeyard

Think Supernatural had the right idea for hell. One long endless queue.

Green&Red

How many more wins do Liverpool need?

kitten_k

Two I think

Electric Nitwit

Green&Red wrote: »

How many more wins do Liverpool need?

How many points is that?

kitten_k

Imagine they cancelled the rest of the season due to Cornonavirus :P:D

Electric Nitwit

kitten_k wrote: »

Imagine they cancelled the rest of the season due to Cornonavirus :P:D

GET OUT!

I'm going over for the Villa match at Easter, I'm dreading the thought of the stadium being closed

So far though...

UK Culture Secretary wrote:

I do want to emphasise in relation to sporting events, any talk of cancellation is very premature indeed. At the moment there is no evidence to suggest we should be doing that and we don't have any plans to

https://www.bbc.com/sport/51777154

Baggly

One good thing to come out of Britains jingoism. Their refusal to consider doing what other people are doing, to allow you go to the match

Electric Nitwit

Baggly wrote: »

One good thing to come out of Britains jingoism. Their refusal to consider doing what other people are doing, to allow you go to the match

True, if the EU ban all public gatherings they'll probably arrange carnivals to make a point :pac:

Trigger

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

True, if the EU ban all public gatherings they'll probably arrange carnivals to make a point :pac:

Not to piss in your cornflakes or anything* but the UK are still bound by EU laws until 31st Dec




*obviously a lie

Electric Nitwit

Well then EU rules won't allow any pıss in the cornflakes! Next year though, once they do a trade deal with America...

Electric Nitwit

[Deleted User] wrote: »

So is Electric Nitwit ready with an epic quarantine sheep, in much the same style as his advent sheep, for when we all go into mass isolation?!

Is everyone already in isolation?
Forum Games seems very quiet...

Electric Nitwit

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

Is everyone already in isolation?
Forum Games seems very quiet...

No time for games. The coronavirus thread is all consuming. I've just fallen behind by 200 pages just responding your msg. Thanks a lot!!!

Electric Nitwit

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No time for games. The coronavirus thread is all consuming. I've just fallen behind by 200 pages just responding your msg. Thanks a lot!!!

Ha ha, sounds more hectic than Werewolf

Necro

Electric Nitwit wrote:

Ha ha, sounds more hectic than Werewolf

A coronavirus themed WW you say?

I'll get right on it


Erm... after I get out of my bubble.

Mollyb60

Now. Now is the time to do the infection game.

fixXxer

Mollyb60 wrote: »

Now. Now is the time to do the infection game.

Electric Nitwit

Even I'd have time for that

10am game starts
11am everyone's dead

Deja Boo

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

Even I'd have time for that

10am game starts
11am everyone's dead

10:01 runs out of loo paper

fixXxer

Players.... use each other as loo paper?

Deja Boo

fixXxer is clearly the werewolf :pac:

sullivlo

fixXxer wrote: »

Players.... use each other as loo paper?

Deja Boo wrote: »

fixXxer is clearly the werewolf :pac:

He doesn’t want the poo to get stuck to his fur.

Baggly

If we all get confined to home ill run a Covid game

Baggly

Its looking like we will be having a game, so.

Electric Nitwit

Baggly wrote: »

Its looking like we will be having a game, so.

I've got a couple of little SHEEP and PEEHS pretty much ready I think. I didn't know when I could fit in a reveal, but it doesn't look like that's an issue now!

Electric Nitwit

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

I've got a couple of little SHEEP and PEEHS pretty much ready I think. I didn't know when I could fit in a reveal, but it doesn't look like that's an issue now!

Yay! Some good news today!

Necro

Electric Nitwit wrote:

I've got a couple of little SHEEP and PEEHS pretty much ready I think. I didn't know when I could fit in a reveal, but it doesn't look like that's an issue now!

I also have a *new game planned that might work with the impending Apocalypse

Electric Nitwit

Necro wrote: »

...new game...

Necro

Well... lettuce see how this goes...

Just One

Electric Nitwit

If you want a little fun around all that's going on, you can generate your own handwashing posters at https://washyourlyrics.com/

I've found the perfect fit

fixXxer

I need a version of this with The Hand That feeds by Nine Inch Nails

Necro

So how is everyone holding up here guys?

With the circumstances we are now experiencing it can be tough on the mind.

Anyone needs an ear to burn for the chats my PM inbox is always open

Green&Red

Necro wrote: »

So how is everyone holding up here guys?

With the circumstances we are now experiencing it can be tough on the mind.

Anyone needs an ear to burn for the chats my PM inbox is always open

Ye still in work?

They were heat scanning our heads this morning going in, turned three people away apparently

Necro

Yeah but not for much longer if I can at all have my way.

They set me up with WFH so I'm gonna try and see if my manager will let me from tomorrow.

Green&Red

Necro wrote: »

Yeah but not for much longer if I can at all have my way.

They set me up with WFH so I'm gonna try and see if my manager will let me from tomorrow.

Could ye be put people tracing? I've heard of some physios doing that

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Was this thread called something else before today? I didn't realise there was an FG off topic thread. I've been missing out on fun times it seems.

Baggly

The thread title varies depending on what is being discussed.

Green&Red

Green&Red wrote: »

Ye still in work?

They were heat scanning our heads this morning going in, turned three people away apparently

So they also asked us if we had been abroad in the last 14 days

About an hour ago someone remembered that a lad had been over to visit his gf in London at the weekend, he'd lied to the guys asking at the gate.

Stupid f**ker has been going around all morning with no heed

sKeith

Green&Red wrote: »

So they also asked us if we had been abroad in the last 14 days

About an hour ago someone remembered that a lad had been over to visit his gf in London at the weekend, he'd lied to the guys asking at the gate.

Stupid f**ker has been going around all morning with no heed

If everybody has been obeying social distancing and observing good hand washing practices, then it shouldn't matter if they were in England over the weekend or not.


From your last line, it implies that he was going around all morning with no heed, not observing the rules of social distancing and hand washing, which should be observed whether he was or was not in London.


His colleagues who were allowing him to be going around with no heed are just as much stupid f**kers as him if so.

Green&Red

You expect people to not be glauming everything after sticking their paws in the mouth but they do.

You also assume people have been isolating themselves for the weekend not going through an airport and heading to the pub in London

Necro

I had a work colleague thumb through all my papers at the printer today looking for one sheet of paper of her own.

Not so bad until you see her licking her thumb each page to flick through them

I just sat there utterly speechless tbh, then dumped my own sheets and reprinted.

Why do people do that ANYWAYS, never mind with what's going on currently!!

Necro

Green&Red wrote: »

Could ye be put people tracing? I've heard of some physios doing that

Nah in fairness I work in Illness Benefit so I'd be needed there due to current situation.

Otherwise I'd be the first person volunteering.