Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

TheDoc

Cookiemunster wrote: »

Then who'll play full back?

Assume Jones and Rojo at Cb with Darmian RB and Blind LB.

Or if Shaw is back fit, then him at LB and then Rojo and Blind in centre. Think Jose might be making a little example of Shaw and he's not starting Saturday regardless

Kerrydude1981

Lord TSC wrote: »

Rooney has left the England squad after picking up a "knee injury" prior to training.

Picked up the injury while doing The Macarena at the wedding at the weekend while standing on the bar

TheDoc

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Picked up the injury while doing The Macarena at the wedding at the weekend while standing on the bar

In fairness he started drinking when he was 12, so in drinking terms, he has the body of a 52 year old

A lot of pints on the clock

bucketybuck

How come nobody talks about Zlatans drinking, when in fact he has been drinking just as much recently? Crazy how all the haters harp on Rooneys drinking but Zlatan gets a free pass.

Lord TSC

bucketybuck wrote: »

How come nobody talks about Zlatans drinking, when in fact he has been drinking just as much recently? Crazy how all the haters harp on Rooneys drinking but Zlatan gets a free pass.

In all fairness, "all the haters" at the moment consists solely of the media. I have yet to see **** all fans talk about it at all.

0gac3yjefb5sv7

How the hell does anyone know how much the players are drinking ffs

Dwarf.Shortage

bucketybuck wrote: »

How come nobody talks about Zlatans drinking, when in fact he has been drinking just as much recently? Crazy how all the haters harp on Rooneys drinking but Zlatan gets a free pass.

How do you know Zlatan is drinking is it similar to Rooney where it's in the papers or is there more evidence? I'd always assumed pros didn't drink during the season at all.

yabadabado

How the hell would anyone know what Rooney or Zlatan are drinking?
Zlatan could be drinking 12 pint bottles of bulmers and a few vodka/redbull in his front room every night of the week for all we know.

jayo26

yabadabado wrote: »

How the hell would anyone know what Rooney or Zlatan are drinking?
Zlatan could be drinking 12 pint bottles of bulmers and a few vodka/redbull in his front room every night of the week for all we know.

He is actually a bud ice man I got stuck to buy him a few rounds the weekend.

Hococop

Jesse and mata start for Spain and England, hopefully Herrera gets a run

Cookie_Dough

Hococop wrote: »

Jesse and mata start for Spain and England, hopefully Herrera gets a run

Stupid q but is it on telly?

jayo26

Cookie_Dough wrote: »

Stupid q but is it on telly?

Yhhh itv/utv have it

Mars Bar

Herrera came on for Spain

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jayo26 wrote: »

He is actually a bud ice man I got stuck to buy him a few rounds the weekend.

I believe every bit of that except the Bud Ice part. Zlatan is way too cool to drink that pisswater.

bmcc10

How did Herrera and Jesse do?

jayo26

bmcc10 wrote: »

How did Herrera and Jesse do?

Jesse was Jesse some runs and not much else ander looked so calm when he came on looked like a 100 cap player

Trigger

Daily Mail are going all out on Rooney with another article this morning with the headline

"Wayne Rooney 'was so drunk he couldn't string a sentence together as he partied until FIVE in the morning' after gatecrashing wedding at fancy hotel"

Headshot

astradave wrote: »

Daily Mail are going all out on Rooney with another article this morning with the headline

"Wayne Rooney 'was so drunk he couldn't string a sentence together as he partied until FIVE in the morning' after gatecrashing wedding at fancy hotel"

I read that for a minute that he was so drunk he couldn't string a pass together

Thought that explained alot

Maximus Alexander

jayo26 wrote: »

He is actually a bud ice man I got stuck to buy him a few rounds the weekend.

Bangkok how did you get jayo's login details?

bangkok

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Bangkok how did you get jayo's login details?

i will get your logon to if you're not careful......;)

bangkok

Mars Bar wrote: »

Herrera came on for Spain

yep and apparently elbowed Dier in the face off the ball. this is what dier had to say...

“I think it’s pretty clear what he did and I can feel it on my cheek now,” the Spurs midfielder said as he left Wembley.

“I’ve made a pass and it was a long time afterwards [that] he’s elbowed me in the face, and I just can’t see why. For me, it’s just ridiculous. So I know what he did, and I don’t like that kind of stuff. I don’t mind people kicking each other at times and stuff, but that’s just dirty and not needed.”

Asked whether he had sought an apology, Dier said: “I don’t need him to apologise. I’ll see him soon … These things happen. But I don’t know why he did it, to be honest. That’s why I was angry. It was just strange and it’s not nice.”


I don’t need him to apologise. I’ll see him soon …

id say herrera is terrified, hope he tries something and is sent off in the first few minutes

Korat

astradave wrote: »

Daily Mail are going all out on Rooney with another article this morning with the headline

"Wayne Rooney 'was so drunk he couldn't string a sentence together as he partied until FIVE in the morning' after gatecrashing wedding at fancy hotel"

I've felt more and more detached from football because of the commercialisation and part of that has been the ultra sanitised player image. As long as they're not wrapping their Ferrari around a tree or spit roasting an underage girl I'd actually think better of them hearing a story like that.

Trigger

Dier was an idiot for coming out and saying that.. the Ref is defo going to have more attention on him.. should have kept his mouth shut.

TheTownie

zerks wrote: »

Funny how not one of the guests got a picture of him pissed yet the rags reported it as such.

Well since you asked, here are the alleged drunken pictures. Not sure whats going on with his lips, maybe some weird camera exposure. The close up shot may have just caught him as he was blinking. You'd think if someone was trying to expose him they'd at least take one photo of a drink in his hand... unless he was having sneaky naggins in a cubicle! :pac: The rags say he was necking red wine.

Maximus Alexander

Maybe he just meant "I don't need him to apologise [through the media], I'll see him soon [and he'll probably apologise then]." /naivety

Another year of transition!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-united-not-win-title-9262328

Potential Underachiever

jayo26 wrote: »

Jesse was Jesse some runs and not much else ander looked so calm when he came on looked like a 100 cap player

He was obviously not that calm if he was chucking elbows around, getting pointers(pun) off Fellaini possibly.

TheTownie

TheTownie wrote: »

Well since you asked, here are the alleged drunken pictures. Not sure whats going on with his lips, maybe some weird camera exposure. The close up shot may have just caught him as he was blinking. You'd think if someone was trying to expose him they'd at least take one photo of a drink in his hand... unless he was having sneaky naggins in a cubicle! :pac: The rags say he was necking red wine.

Colleen wont be happy with that second photo!

bangkok

zorro2566 wrote: »

Colleen wont be happy with that second photo!

part of the lifestyle, id say its happened plenty of times when she was there as well

Hococop

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

He was obviously not that calm if he was chucking elbows around, getting pointers(pun) off Fellaini possibly.

Na probably picked it up from Gerrard doing a dirty hit to him

jayo26

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

He was obviously not that calm if he was chucking elbows around, getting pointers(pun) off Fellaini possibly.

Only going on what we actually see and he looked good when he came on only person that mentioned in need elbows was dier haven't seen it or anyone else say they seen it.

Tom.D.BJJ

zorro2566 wrote: »

Colleen wont be happy with that second photo!

Why? One girl has an engagement ring, and the other has a wedding ring on. Its just a photo

jayo26

Pogba is a mcgregor fan
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMzkAO7Dypd/

Potential Underachiever

Hococop wrote: »

Na probably picked it up from Gerrard doing a dirty hit to him

Makes zero sense.

Trigger

Elbow :pac: we need to get Fellaini to show Dier what a real elbow is

https://streamable.com/24h0

KH25

That's such a cringeworthy and stupid statement from Dier. Trying hard to sound like a hard man while at the same time moaning to the media.

Tom.D.BJJ

Tom.D.BJJ wrote: »

Why? One girl has an engagement ring, and the other has a wedding ring on. Its just a photo

What difference would rings make?

Tom.D.BJJ

Tom.D.BJJ wrote: »

Why? One girl has an engagement ring, and the other has a wedding ring on. Its just a photo

I will stick for him here tbf
OMG he is sitting beside two taken woman in a photo
He must be cheating :rolleyes:

Potential Underachiever

jayo26 wrote: »

Pogba is a mcgregor fan
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMzkAO7Dypd/

You sure he's not just a Vince McMahon fan?

Korat

astradave wrote: »

Elbow :pac: we need to get Fellaini to show Dier what a real elbow is

I see you ...and I raise you.

jayo26

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

You sure he's not just a Vince McMahon fan?

Nope as it says on the post he is doing the notorious walk. Crikey some people only read the easy bits.

Potential Underachiever

jayo26 wrote: »

Nope as it says on the post he is doing the notorious walk. Crikey some people only read the easy bits.

Nah I don't have an instagram account, I think you need one to see the notorious bit because I can't see it anywhere! Either way I was jesting of course.

TheTownie

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Nah I don't have an instagram account, I think you need one to see the notorious bit because I can't see it anywhere! Either way I was jesting of course.

You don't need an account. Click on the bottom left where the view count and comment numbers are and it will open up the post and show the comments.

jayo26

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Nah I don't have an instagram account, I think you need one to see the notorious bit because I can't see it anywhere! Either way I was jesting of course.

I know you were and I was just been bluntly smart its all good.

jayo26

José aint happy with the English management team members been out drinking with rooney and jagielka.

crkball6

jayo26 wrote: »

José aint happy with the English management team members been out drinking with rooney and jagielka.

FFS they beat Scotland, if Ireland beat England we'd all still be on the lash.

Cantona's Collars

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/798863454367006722

Cookie_Dough

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

You sure he's not just a Vince McMahon fan?

nah..there's no chance in hell that he's doing the Vince McMahon walk

jayo26

crkball6 wrote: »

FFS they beat Scotland, if Ireland beat England we'd all still be on the lash.

Seemingly he hasn't a problem with the players been on the lash he just ain't happy because the management team were out with them.

crkball6

jayo26 wrote: »

Seemingly he hasn't a problem with the players been on the lash he just ain't happy because the management team were out with them.

Martin and Roy would be with them too!