Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

Cantona's Collars

GSPfan wrote: »

Chelsea just can't lose or even draw these days.

Hoping to jinx them.

No Costa for the next game.

GSPfan

zerks wrote: »

No Costa for the next game.

At home to Bournemouth, they should have enough to beat them. They just get the job done no matter what the obstacle. Good luck to them.

GavRedKing

Lord TSC wrote: »

One year ago today, the decision to sack LVG was made so much easier when Jose became available.

Ye're welcome to him. :pac: :P

Lucas Hood

zerks wrote: »

No Costa for the next game.

Or Kante.

Flint Fredstone

GSPfan wrote: »

Chelsea just can't lose or even draw these days.

Hoping to jinx them.

The lesser evil by far. Be careful what you wish for trying to jinx them...

jayo26

Palace were pretty good again today there are not playing the worst football down there and will surely put a run of results together soon. Hennesey made some decent saves again. We did well against them.

Trigger

jayo26 wrote: »

Palace were pretty good again today there are not playing the worst football down there and will surely put a run of results together soon. Hennesey made some decent saves again. We did well against them.

Before the match against us, Palace has scored 10 goals in the previous 3 matches.. They had been starting to find some form, difficult next lot of games though

Cantona's Collars

I see Moyes is trotting out the excuses at Sunderland about having no money,he wouldn't spend it anyway until a last second panic buy 5 minutes before the transfer window closes.

bangkok

GSPfan wrote: »

Chelsea just can't lose or even draw these days.

Hoping to jinx them.

David luiz brilliant yet again, but sure hey what do I know

jayo26

bangkok wrote: »

David luiz brilliant yet again, but sure hey what do I know

You always have to spoil the mood

All this talk of going on the beer gives me an idea :cool:
Wonder how accurate this is off the top of my head haha

Who would be the most sensible person on the night out: adox
Who's the biggest joker: zerks
Who's the best dancer: Flint
Who talks to themselves in third person: Rayne Wooney
Who's most likely to give you a tip on a horse: Srek Utek
Who's most likely to walk into the womans jacks: brinty
Hows most likely to spot you 20 squid because the bank machine is all the way on the other side of town: jayo26 or robertkk
Who is most likely to not laugh at your jokes: Headshot
Who is most likely to get on with everyone: yermandan
Whos most likely to get pissed off his head and have to apologize to everyone the next morning? M!Ck^
Who's most likely to try and take me for a burger before than happens: Lord TSC
Who's most likely to have the best Utd stories: The Kew Tour
Who's most likely to have the longest stories: The Doc
Who are you most likely to get into an argument with: Pro F or deaddonkey
Who is the biggest shaper: astradave
Who is the most intelligent: beno619
Who is more than likely from Derry: jayop
Who is most likely to exaggerate: bangkok
Who is most likely to silently judge me in the corner: bucketybuck
Who is everyone going to be trying to buy drinks for: Cookie Dough & Mars Bar
Who is most likely to start doing UFC moves on the bouncer: Stringerbell
Who is most likely to show up dressed as a cowboy: J. Marston
Who is most likely to take your car keys off you after 6 pints: Your Airbag
Who is most likely to be first up for karaoke: Micks Jauger
Who is going to drink the most Guinness: Kerrydude
Who will drink the most beer: duffman13
Who will show up wearing a GAA jersey: Rossi IRL
Who will most likely show up wearing a Liverpool jersey but do his best to blend in: emmetkenny
Who will most likely take the piss out of someone else: MagicIRL
Who will do his best to pour drink on emmets jersey: Nalz
Who is most likely to have the camera out every two minutes: stankratz
Who will most likely be posting on boards instead of actually talking to anyone: Hank Scorpio
Who will laugh at my jokes: MrMac84
Who will be the cool foreign guy that knows all about craft beer: jaykay74
Who will be drinking from a can instead of a pint glass: Liam O
Who will be outside smoking fags half the night: The Townie
Who will kick off the Utd chants: Tom.D.BJJ
Who will impress us the most with his massive beard: KH25
Who will most likely give out about the noise: Quandary
Who will show up wearing a tuxedo: ElChe32
Who will do there best to try and wind up the pool fans in the corner of the pub: Hotblack Desiato
Who in the group will berelated to each other: madcabbage & GSPfan
Who will everyone call horse because they have **** memory: Whatsisname
Who will most likely get roundaphobia when it's his turn: RobbinBandit
Who will show up wearing a Utd t-shirt they scooped up in the stalls outside of Old Trafford: 20 Times 20 Times
Who will have the cheesiest jokes: nullzero
Who will try and get us to go to the nightclub at 2 am when it's nearly closed: sky88
Who will most likely beat you in a arm wrestle: raze them all
Who will have hair gel in his pocket: CR 7
Who will be have the most tattoos: julez
Who will show up wearing a pink shirt and claim its salmon: zorro2566
Who will organize the session after the pub: CantGetNoSleep
Who will have no hangover the next morning: Pheonix10
Who will be the guard off duty: Hococop

Sorry if I forgot someone but have to stop sometime :pac:

Flint Fredstone

M!Ck^ wrote: »

All this talk of going on the beer gives me an idea :cool:
Wonder how accurate this is off the top of my head haha

Who would be the most sensible person on the night out: adox
Who's the biggest joker: zerks
Who's the best dancer: Flint
Who talks to themselves in third person: Rayne Wooney
Who's most likely to give you a tip on a horse: Srek Utek
Who's most likely to walk into the womans jacks: brinty
Hows most likely to spot you 20 squid because the bank machine is all the way on the other side of town: jayo26 or robertkk
Who is most likely to not laugh at your jokes: Headshot
Who is most likely to get on with everyone: yermandan
Whos most likely to get pissed off his head and have to apologize to everyone the next morning? M!Ck^
Who's most likely to try and take me for a burger before than happens: Lord TSC
Who's most likely to have the best Utd stories: The Kew Tour
Who's most likely to have the longest stories: The Doc
Who are you most likely to get into an argument with: Pro F or deaddonkey
Who is the biggest shaper: astradave
Who is the most intelligent: beno619
Who is more than likely from Derry: jayop
Who is most likely to exaggerate: bangkok
Who is most likely to silently judge me in the corner: bucketybuck
Who is everyone going to be trying to buy drinks for: Cookie Dough & Mars Bar
Who is most likely to start doing UFC moves on the bouncer: Stringerbell
Who is most likely to show up dressed as a cowboy: J. Marston
Who is most likely to take your car keys off you after 6 pints: Your Airbag
Who is most likely to be first up for karaoke: Micks Jauger
Who is going to drink the most Guinness: Flint
Who will drink the most beer: Flint
Who will show up wearing a GAA jersey: Rossi IRL
Who will most likely show up wearing a Liverpool jersey but do his best to blend in: emmetkenny
Who will most likely take the piss out of someone else: Flint
Who will do his best to pour drink on emmets jersey: Nalz
Who is most likely to have the camera out every two minutes: stankratz
Who will most likely be posting on boards instead of actually talking to anyone: Hank Scorpio
Who will laugh at my jokes: MrMac84
Who will be the cool foreign guy that knows all about craft beer: jaykay74
Who will be drinking from a can instead of a pint glass: Liam O
Who will be outside smoking fags half the night: The Townie
Who will kick off the Utd chants: Tom.D.BJJ
Who will impress us the most with his massive beard: KH25
Who will most likely give out about the noise: Quandary
Who will show up wearing a tuxedo: ElChe32
Who will do there best to try and wind up the pool fans in the corner of the pub: Hotblack Desiato
Who in the group will berelated to each other: madcabbage & GSPfan
Who will everyone call horse because they have **** memory: Whatsisname
Who will most likely get roundaphobia when it's his turn: RobbinBandit
Who will show up wearing a Utd t-shirt they scooped up in the stalls outside of Old Trafford: 20 Times 20 Times
Who will have the cheesiest jokes: nullzero
Who will try and get us to go to the nightclub at 2 am when it's nearly closed: Flint
Who will most likely beat you in a arm wrestle: raze them all
Who will have hair gel in his pocket: CR 7
Who will be have the most tattoos: julez
Who will show up wearing a pink shirt and claim its salmon: zorro2566
Who will organize the session after the pub: Flint
Who will have no hangover the next morning: Pheonix10
Who will be the guard off duty: Hococop

Sorry if I forgot someone but have to stop sometime :pac:

FYP.

Flint Fredstone

I just realised that might make me come across as a raging alcoholic but I actually very rarely drink. But when I do...

ElChe32

M!Ck^ wrote: »

All this talk of going on the beer gives me an idea :cool:
Wonder how accurate this is off the top of my head haha

Who would be the most sensible person on the night out: adox
Who's the biggest joker: zerks
Who's the best dancer: Flint
Who talks to themselves in third person: Rayne Wooney
Who's most likely to give you a tip on a horse: Srek Utek
Who's most likely to walk into the womans jacks: brinty
Hows most likely to spot you 20 squid because the bank machine is all the way on the other side of town: jayo26 or robertkk
Who is most likely to not laugh at your jokes: Headshot
Who is most likely to get on with everyone: yermandan
Whos most likely to get pissed off his head and have to apologize to everyone the next morning? M!Ck^
Who's most likely to try and take me for a burger before than happens: Lord TSC
Who's most likely to have the best Utd stories: The Kew Tour
Who's most likely to have the longest stories: The Doc
Who are you most likely to get into an argument with: Pro F or deaddonkey
Who is the biggest shaper: astradave
Who is the most intelligent: beno619
Who is more than likely from Derry: jayop
Who is most likely to exaggerate: bangkok
Who is most likely to silently judge me in the corner: bucketybuck
Who is everyone going to be trying to buy drinks for: Cookie Dough & Mars Bar
Who is most likely to start doing UFC moves on the bouncer: Stringerbell
Who is most likely to show up dressed as a cowboy: J. Marston
Who is most likely to take your car keys off you after 6 pints: Your Airbag
Who is most likely to be first up for karaoke: Micks Jauger
Who is going to drink the most Guinness: Kerrydude
Who will drink the most beer: duffman13
Who will show up wearing a GAA jersey: Rossi IRL
Who will most likely show up wearing a Liverpool jersey but do his best to blend in: emmetkenny
Who will most likely take the piss out of someone else: MagicIRL
Who will do his best to pour drink on emmets jersey: Nalz
Who is most likely to have the camera out every two minutes: stankratz
Who will most likely be posting on boards instead of actually talking to anyone: Hank Scorpio
Who will laugh at my jokes: MrMac84
Who will be the cool foreign guy that knows all about craft beer: jaykay74
Who will be drinking from a can instead of a pint glass: Liam O
Who will be outside smoking fags half the night: The Townie
Who will kick off the Utd chants: Tom.D.BJJ
Who will impress us the most with his massive beard: KH25
Who will most likely give out about the noise: Quandary
Who will show up wearing a tuxedo: ElChe32
Who will do there best to try and wind up the pool fans in the corner of the pub: Hotblack Desiato
Who in the group will berelated to each other: madcabbage & GSPfan
Who will everyone call horse because they have **** memory: Whatsisname
Who will most likely get roundaphobia when it's his turn: RobbinBandit
Who will show up wearing a Utd t-shirt they scooped up in the stalls outside of Old Trafford: 20 Times 20 Times
Who will have the cheesiest jokes: nullzero
Who will try and get us to go to the nightclub at 2 am when it's nearly closed: sky88
Who will most likely beat you in a arm wrestle: raze them all
Who will have hair gel in his pocket: CR 7
Who will be have the most tattoos: julez
Who will show up wearing a pink shirt and claim its salmon: zorro2566
Who will organize the session after the pub: CantGetNoSleep
Who will have no hangover the next morning: Pheonix10
Who will be the guard off duty: Hococop

Sorry if I forgot someone but have to stop sometime :pac:

bangkok

jayo26 wrote: »

You always have to spoil the mood

Merry Christmas everyone

jayo26

bangkok wrote: »

Merry Christmas everyone

#vile

stankratz

stankratz wrote: »

Game is on today? Dead fúckin on, I had Sunday in mind and I'm working then, off today! Jayo, what pub we all going to??

*Returns, sees everyone else gets invited for pints...even bangkok*





Oh well. I will now go and train my arse off, tweet photos of me taking walks around Dalkey along with messages of support for the current pints crew, and just keep my fingers crossed for the next imaginary pints call-up. Like it or not though, I have a contract...

Headshot

Who ever said Payet for utd should be shot

Rossi IRL

M!Ck^ wrote: »

All this talk of going on the beer gives me an idea :cool:
Wonder how accurate this is off the top of my head haha

Who will show up wearing a GAA jersey: Rossi IRL

I only follow the foreign sports myself :cool:

ElChe32

Hococop

ElChe32 wrote: »

Ugh lingard hope you prove me wrong

Rossi IRL

Could see Rojo getting sent off tonight. Refs will be looking at him very closely.

Lord TSC

Team for today

De gea, Valencia, Rojo, Jones, Darmian, Carrick, Herrera, Lingard, Pogba, Rooney, Ibrahimovic

GSPfan

Id take Payet at United for around his true worth of 12 to 15 million. He is trying to engineer a move away from West Ham in my view. Id say he wants to make some money while he can and he knows his stock has never been higher coming out of last years form.

Who would you guys rather we buy? 1. Payet, 2. Mahrez, 3. Neither?

Hococop

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Could see Rojo getting sent off tonight. Refs will be looking at him very closely.

Doesn't help with vardy getting a red for a two footed challenge earlier

J. Marston

Rojo will be tip-toeing on eggshells on thin ice.

Look at a player wrong and he's going to get a booking.

Rossi IRL

Antonio dives for west Ham, wins a pen

There is no reason not to dive these days as you get rewarded for it.

GSPfan

Lord TSC wrote: »

Team for today

De gea, Valencia, Rojo, Jones, Darmian, Carrick, Herrera, Lingard, Pogba, Rooney, Ibrahimovic

Im happy with Lingard in the team. Might regret saying it about half an hour into the game but I'm sticking by him for now.

adox

Meh he will get sent off if he does another two footed challenge otherwise I don't think he will get special treatment from the ref.

yabadabado

Ffs Lingard .I hope he has a good game but ain't expecting much.

Rossi IRL

GSPfan wrote: »

Id take Payet at United for around his true worth of 12 to 15 million. He is trying to engineer a move away from West Ham in my view. Id say he wants to make some money while he can and he knows his stock has never been higher coming out of last years form.

Who would you guys rather we buy? 1. Payet, 2. Mahrez, 3. Neither?

Id go with Neither.

I reckon we are fine for the wings.

Id rather get a solid center back to partner Bailly and a good long term replacement for Carrick

J. Marston

yabadabado wrote: »

Ffs Lingard .I hope he has a good game but ain't expecting much.

He has started 6 times this season in the league. We've won once.

I'm piling on West Brom double chance.

Liam O

J. Marston wrote: »

He has started 6 times this season in the league. We've won once.

I'm piling on West Brom double chance.

Must have all been Lingard's fault that no United player scored more of the roughly 100 shots in those games alright.

jayo26

Conversation with the wife:

Mrs jayo: United are playing Leicester today ya dope

Jayo26: they are not they playing West Bromwich

Mrs jayo: no your wrong look #LEIvMUN is trending on twitter

Jayo26: that's Leicester vs Munster in the rugby ya dope

She threw the fuken phone at me

yabadabado

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Id go with Neither.

I reckon we are fine for the wings.

Id rather get a solid center back to partner Bailly and a good long term replacement for Carrick

I wouldn't want either player but do think United need another winger. A proper fast out and out winger I don't think any of the current players are good enough/best position.

adox

adox wrote: »

Meh he will get sent off if he does another two footed challenge otherwise I don't think he will get special treatment from the ref.

agree, it's only the media spinning that

bangkok

J. Marston wrote: »

He has started 6 times this season in the league. We've won once.

I'm piling on West Brom double chance.

but carrick is playing so we will win

jayo26

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOHqTIYg5BU/

Oh how I'd love scholesy to be young again.

Trigger

M!Ck^ wrote: »

All this talk of going on the beer gives me an idea :cool:
Wonder how accurate this is off the top of my head haha

Who is the biggest shaper: astradave

The only shape on me is the Roundness of my stomach

GSPfan

I worry if we go a goal down and i worry when we go a goal up. Id love a 2-0 scoreline at some stage. Basically I worry my way through every United game these days.

sky88

Lingard starting and darmian still at lb is worrying

bangkok

GSPfan wrote: »

I worry if we go a goal down and i worry when we go a goal up. Id love a 2-0 scoreline at some stage. Basically I worry my way through every United game these days.

but they need to go 1 up before they can get to 2 up. you must enjoy very few games so, worrying wont help

Minderbinder

Hococop wrote: »

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Could see Rojo getting sent off tonight. Refs will be looking at him very closely.

Doesn't help with vardy getting a red for a two footed challenge earlier

Vardy was sent off by the same ref who failed to send Rojo off. Ranieri gave him an earful and Leicester fans seemed to be throwing things at him. Hasn't been a good few days for him but as he's a FIFA ref he probably won't be demoted.

jayo26

Ah ffs gerrard

Mars Bar

Beautiful touch by Zlatan in the possession game in the warm up. He makes it look so easy.

yabadabado

jayo26 wrote: »

Ah ffs gerrard

BT must despise their viewers .Another terrible pundit to add to their collection.

jayo26

yabadabado wrote: »

BT must despise their viewers .Another terrible pundit to add to their collection.

Yep I turned it to bein sports straight away I'll have myself some of Andy and Richard

As bad and all as sky are BT has the worst nut pundents not even a fan of any of the ex united lads. As for robbie savage in comms

Rossi IRL

Slippers on BT

Carragher on Sky

Might be time to start streaming

Quandary

I really don't have a lot of confidence in Lingard. Hopefully he has one of his good games tonight for us.