Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

Carpentry

RobertKK wrote: »

It's a kind of magic,
It's a kind of magic,
A kind of magic,

One dream, one soul, one prize,
One goal, one golden glance of what should be,

It's a kind of magic,

One shaft of light that shows the way,
No mortal man can win this day,

It's a kind of magic

no thanks, Im a more of a Rolling Stones guy.

RobertKK

Carpentry wrote: »

no thanks, Im a more of a Rolling Stones guy.

That's why you can't get no satisfaction.

duffman13

Carpentry wrote: »

What for ?

Vitamin D, fresh air and a healthy lifestyle! It's good for the mind and saves you eating lemons to get in much needed nutrients.

Goal was offside but it was a cracking finish, Miki looks like he's settled now and be nice to see him kick on in the new year

Carpentry

but this season, if you are united fan, should be listening to this

Liam McPoyle

TheDoctor wrote: »

Very concerned by the amount of posters that have gone missing in recent weeks.

Match threads are very dead.

Oh I have no doubt whatsoever that when ever we have a blip then they will find their way back.

Still, its nice to enjoy a match thread without having to wade through the nonsense masquerading as input.

duffman13

Carpentry wrote: »

but this season, if you are united fan, should be listening to this

Your having a mare embedding here pal

Carpentry

duffman13 wrote: »

Vitamin D, fresh air and a healthy lifestyle! It's good for the mind and saves you eating lemons to get in much needed nutrients.

Goal was offside but it was a cracking finish, Miki looks like he's settled now and be nice to see him kick on in the new year

I think its hard to get a vitamin D when its soooo cloudy

Carpentry

duffman13 wrote: »

Your having a mare embedding here pal

works great for me

RobertKK

Carpentry wrote: »

but this season, if you are united fan, should be listening to this

https://youtu.be/RxPZh4AnWyk?t=1m16s

So you are saying United will finish 2nd, and go onto great success and riches

Unless you are referring to one of our rivals in regards to the lyrics...
There was a time
Then it all went wrong.

United have gone from winning the PL in 2013, the quarterfinals of the CL in 2014, to winning the FA cup again.
We are now moving on up. Only Chelsea have better recent form than us.

United are moving on up...time to break free, nothing can stop us now :P

how.gareth

Carpentry wrote: »

What for ?

Right

Carpentry

how.gareth wrote: »

Right

no, left.

Jayop

So Boro are next up then a really quick turnaround for the west ham game. I can see this Boro game being the one where we will get some squad rotation.

I think there's a chance zlatan could be rested as we will need him for the hammers. Maybe Rooney to start at center forward with 2 of Martial, Rashford and Lingard making up the wide players to give us loads of pace.

Carrick needs a break and o don't know who he'll play there in his place. Blind is the obvious choice for me but I don't think Jose has given him a single game at cm. Maybe fellaini to come in and put Herrera deeper?

Also Valencia could do with a rest. Play Bailly at rb.

The_Kew_Tour

When are they back to school?

yabadabado

Carpentry wrote: »

Right .....

Wow you are able to post a picture and show us Miki was offside.
Did you hear the titanic sunk ?

Flint Fredstone

They just don't make an effort anymore.

Trigger

https://twitter.com/dmf180593/status/813660455516438528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/dmf180593/status/813661958910201856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/dmf180593/status/813665422054662145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Carpentry

yabadabado wrote: »

Wow you are able to post a picture and show us Miki was offside.
Did you hear the titanic sunk ?

You wouldn't be such a smart-arse if that'd been goal against united:P

TheDoctor

Presume the Justice For Firmino t shirts will be on display tonight

Liam McPoyle

Carpentry wrote: »

You wouldn't be such a smart-arse if that'd been goal against united:P

I'm struggling as to what your agenda is.

The goal was the third in the game so its not as if Sunderland were screwed over as a result of it.

Everyone knows it was offside, there has not been one single suggestion to the contrary.

So you are pointing out that an offside goal was offside.

Are you a scientist because if not, you should be with smarts like that.

Liam McPoyle

TheDoctor wrote: »

Presume the Justice For Firmino t shirts will be on display tonight

Only racists get the t-shirts.

Flint Fredstone

Rod Munch wrote: »

I'm struggling as to what your agenda is.

The goal was the third in the game so its not as if Sunderland were screwed over as a result of it.

Everyone knows it was offside, there has not been one single suggestion to the contrary.

So you are pointing out that an offside goal was offside.

Are you a scientist because if not, you should be with smarts like that.

The technique was not magic because it was offside.
Logic...

niallo27

You guys seemed happier when you were ****e. It all seems very angry in here.

yabadabado

Carpentry wrote: »

You wouldn't be such a smart-arse if that'd been goal against united:P

Please stop making a complete bollix of yourself. That goal made no difference to the result and if it had happened against United when they were already 2 down with 4 minutes left I wouldn't be on this thread or any other one being a dick nearly a day later.

I know you are trying to get a rise outta people here but it's a pathetic effort .

yabadabado

niallo27 wrote: »

You guys seemed happier when you were ****e. It all seems very angry in here.

I think we are all angry with the poor level of WUM nowadays,kids are too lazy to put the effort in anymore.

Carpentry

yabadabado wrote: »

Please stop making a complete bollix of yourself. That goal made no difference to the result and if it had happened against United when they were already 2 down with 4 minutes left I wouldn't be on this thread or any other one being a dick nearly a day later.

I know you are trying to get a rise outta people here but it's a pathetic effort .

Im only having bit of a laugh.

get the stick out of your ( ; )

RobertKK

niallo27 wrote: »

You guys seemed happier when you were ****e. It all seems very angry in here.

I'm sorry, but I have brought music to this thread, and it is not sad or angry music, both magical and upbeat...

TitianGerm

yabadabado wrote: »

I think we are all angry with the poor level of WUM nowadays,kids are too lazy to put the effort in anymore.

What's WUM? I've seen it mentioned here the last while but can't figure it out

Lucas Hood

emmetkenny wrote: »

What's WUM? I've seen it mentioned here the last while but can't figure it out

Wind up merchant.

Trigger

emmetkenny wrote: »

What's WUM? I've seen it mentioned here the last while but can't figure it out

As above

And Wumming is just a way of saying that someone is continuously being a WUM

https://twitter.com/FutboIRussell/status/813732699852640256

adox

Call me an old cynic but I love the way the narrative seems to have gone from "Ibras too old.." "a club of Utds stature shouldn't be signing a 35 year old.." etc etc to
"You rely too much on Ibra for goals.." "you could be in trouble if he gets injured.."


Always an angle.

TitianGerm

Lucas Hood wrote: »

Wind up merchant.

That actually makes sense now you say it :pac:

yabadabado

Carpentry wrote: »

Im only having bit of a laugh.

get the stick out of your ( ; )

You are the only one laughing

Come back with something funny next time and you may get a better response.

Carpentry

yabadabado wrote: »

You are the only one laughing

Come back with something funny next time and you may get a better response.

Thats because Im not united fan, must have different sense of humor, united fans are one of a kind, everyone knows that

yabadabado

Carpentry wrote: »

Thats because Im not united fan, must have different sense of humor, united fans are one of a kind, everyone knows that

Never would have guessed you weren't a United fan.All are welcome here once they are able to add to the conversation,the jury is out on you.

Carpentry

yabadabado wrote: »

Never would have guessed you weren't a United fan

Thats why I decided to help you out with this one, get ya outta woods

Flint Fredstone

yabadabado wrote: »

Never would have guessed you weren't a United fan.All are welcome here once they are able to add to the conversation,the jury is out on you.

I think the jury come back with a quick verdict after the first post tbh.

Carpentry

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

I think the jury come back with a quick verdict after the first post tbh.

dont giva 2f's about it, still having fun probably will get a ban soon too, so have it out once you get a minute

yabadabado

Anyways back to the football.

Is there a chance Shaw will be fit for Boro/WHU games?
Did Jose give an update in press conference yesterday?

Flint Fredstone

My Da used to let me have a can around Christmas too.

Korat

Gotta be flattered by all this attention, Utd aren't even playing today.

Jose's really bringing the hatred back.

yabadabado

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

My Da used to let me have a can around Christmas too.

Carpentry

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

My Da used to let me have a can around Christmas too.

and he still let you

Has anyone got our conversion stats that have been updated since it was last posted in thread? I think at the time it was like 8 or 9%

niallo27

Carpentry wrote: »

and he still let you

You won't win here man. They will tear you apart.

Flint Fredstone

niallo27 wrote: »

You won't win here man. They will tear you apart.

Not with a comeback like that anyway :pac:

yabadabado

I doubt he would win anywhere to be fair.As long as he is getting a bit of laugh that's the main thing.
It's the season of goodwill so nice to help out the less fortune .To Carpentry.

Bridge93

Carpentry wrote: »

dont giva 2f's about it, still having fun probably will get a ban soon too, so have it out once you get a minute

How is disrupting a discussion forum with nonsense fun? Genuinely curious. These forums are for people with similar interests and hobbies to debate those hobbies and interests. That's where the fun comes from. The give and get slags is fun at times when it's good natured and in the appropriate places. What you're up to just seems like a waste of everyone's time.
It's 2 days after Christmas. Do you have nothing better to do?

Flint Fredstone

Looks like he's gone lads, back to Mhki's beautiful, offside, magic goal.
Wasn't it wonderful?

Trigger

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

Looks like he's gone lads, back to Mhki's beautiful, offside, magic goal.
Wasn't it wonderful?

Looks like he has been getting lessons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0B2IKXRs3Y