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Two truths and a lie

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    mansize wrote: »
    No, I've owned every iPhone (except 5c/se) inception there was since 3G :D

    I'm going to have to think this through:

    That dedicated to Apple that you have had 9 iPhones, would lead me to believe you are dedicated enough to get them on release day.

    That means I will need your Apple fanboy membership card, as you did once own an Android phone.

    On the other hand, the known supply issues surrounding apple new releases means a possible delay in getting a phone, and no self respecting Apple fan would ever look cockeyed at an android. THIS IS THE ANSWER!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I'm going to have to think this through:

    That dedicated to Apple that you have had 9 iPhones, would lead me to believe you are dedicated enough to get them on release day.

    That means I will need your Apple fanboy membership card, as you did once own an Android phone.

    On the other hand, the known supply issues surrounding apple new releases means a possible delay in getting a phone, and no self respecting Apple fan would ever look cockeyed at an android. THIS IS THE ANSWER!

    It's C. I bought a cheap android in the UK used it as a mobile hotspot for my iPhone lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    mansize wrote: »
    It's C. I bought a cheap android in the UK used it as a mobile hotspot for my iPhone lol

    SACRILEGE! But, you got me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    I took command of an airplane over the states (we survived)

    My previous 2 relationships have been long distance (international)

    I've sat on a runway in Dublin, playing with the engines of a Ryanair jet.

    We know C is true, so take a stab at it:

    Am I the secret airplane captain?
    Do I really not believe in local love?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭andy125


    We know C is true, so take a stab at it:

    Am I the secret airplane captain?
    Do I really not believe in local love?

    A is the lie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭andy125


    Tigger wrote: »
    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd

    b


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    andy125 wrote: »
    A is the lie

    A is the lie. I was in control of the plane, but I was not in command. There was an instructor in the seat next to me, who said "you know what you're doing, off you go"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    We know C is true, so take a stab at it:

    Am I the secret airplane captain?
    Do I really not believe in local love?

    A it's A


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Tigger wrote: »
    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd

    C, but I presume it was when you were younger, and they were not a guard at the time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd

    B


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    andy125 wrote: »
    b

    ah b is the most interesting story
    bunch (5) of gaurds hopped in my taxi (i used to have a taxi)
    i said hey only 4 in here
    they all falshed the badges and said we are gurds
    i said if i crash you'll turn on me me so one has to get out" wgere are we going "
    the said they are going to a party they heard about nd i said we;ll he might as well stay here cos he' not getting any
    it turned out he was my local seargent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Okay, that is a good story!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    C, but I presume it was when you were younger, and they were not a guard at the time.
    yeah i was younger
    every thing ive done i was younger
    i was younger when i wrote this :)

    i you aint a gaurd you aint a gaurd
    no its a
    my mate ws arested and i went up to the abrricks to ask to see him cos they were being a bit rough with him
    the guy behind the desk attacked me while i could here my mate screaming in the cells
    i floored himand then loads more appeared but they didnt touch me just cuffed me and processed me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Good stories tigger.

    My wake up time is 8am
    My bed time is 9pm
    I sleep in a single bed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    Good stories tigger.

    My wake up time is 8am
    My bed time is 9pm
    I sleep in a single bed

    its 23-34 so b

    but i think c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    its 23-34 so b

    but i think c

    C.

    Bed time is 9, sleep time could be anytime lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    Good stories tigger.

    My wake up time is 8am
    My bed time is 9pm
    I sleep in a single bed

    yeah i thougt the oranges in a bag were comming :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    yeah i thougt the oranges in a bag were comming :eek:

    ???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    C.

    Bed time is 9, sleep time could be anytime lol

    i'm always late
    i'm afaid f heights
    i don't believe in God


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭andy125


    Tigger wrote: »
    i'm always late
    i'm afaid f heights
    i don't believe in God

    c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    ???

    they put the oranges in a strong bag and hit you in the guts
    it dosent bruise by=ut hurts like feck

    http://punkwalrus.livejournal.com/548930.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Tigger wrote: »
    i'm always late
    i'm afaid f heights
    i don't believe in God

    I reckon a.

    I'm freaked out by the sound of cotton wool tearing.
    I'm freaked out by slugs.
    I'm freaked out by heights.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    andy125 wrote: »
    c

    yup


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I reckon a.

    I'm freaked out by the sound of cotton wool tearing.
    I'm freaked out by slugs.
    I'm freaked out by heights.

    a
    cotton woll is the devil


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    I once lost a pair of glasses... to a gust of wind
    I have 3 sisters and 3 brothers
    My voice was used for radio jingles in Missouri


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭andy125


    I reckon a.

    I'm freaked out by the sound of cotton wool tearing.
    I'm freaked out by slugs.
    I'm freaked out by heights.

    c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    i'm always late
    i'm afaid f heights
    i don't believe in God

    C


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I once lost a pair of glasses... to a gust of wind
    I have 3 sisters and 3 brothers
    My voice was used for radio jingles in Missouri

    wind


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I once lost a pair of glasses... to a gust of wind
    I have 3 sisters and 3 brothers
    My voice was used for radio jingles in Missouri

    B


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I reckon a.

    I'm freaked out by the sound of cotton wool tearing.
    I'm freaked out by slugs.
    I'm freaked out by heights.

    B


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Tigger wrote: »
    a
    cotton woll is the devil
    andy125 wrote: »
    c

    a was the lie, although a friend of mine has that fear and I've always found it hilarious!
    I once lost a pair of glasses... to a gust of wind
    I have 3 sisters and 3 brothers
    My voice was used for radio jingles in Missouri

    b


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    I did voice radio jingles for KMYK in Missouri in 2007.
    I am the middle child of 7, 3 sisters, 3 brothers
    The glasses were blown off my head, and quickly recovered, but were badly damaged. We didn't lose them though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    cottn wool can be made into explosives
    i built a cannon when i was in primary school
    i have eight guns


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    im winning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Tigger wrote: »
    im winning

    That's the lie!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    That's the lie!

    no i am


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    im winning

    At life?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    1. I can speak Czech fluently
    2. I was clinically dead only too thankfully be resuscitated
    3. Since January 2016, I've travelled on a plane 16 times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    I'm going to bed soon
    I need sleep
    There's not enough coffee in the world to keep this Robyn awake


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    At life?

    at lofe i do ok, i focus on the good and forgice the bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I'm going to bed soon
    I need sleep
    There's not enough coffee in the world to keep this Robyn awake

    join our game its about lying and teamwork
    its great fun and
    ill give you money


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057670524


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    thelad95 wrote: »
    1. I can speak Czech fluently
    2. I was clinically dead only too thankfully be resuscitated
    3. Since January 2016, I've travelled on a plane 16 times.

    1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    thelad95 wrote: »
    1. I can speak Czech fluently
    2. I was clinically dead only too thankfully be resuscitated
    3. Since January 2016, I've travelled on a plane 16 times.

    I'm going no 1 is false....

    I have been injured by a reel of thread.
    I have to do an L and bless myself to know left from right.
    I roller skate to work twice a week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Tigger wrote: »
    join our game its about lying and teamwork
    its great fun and
    ill give you money


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057670524

    The good moderator is already working on convincing me
    I'm afraid I'll make a complete fool of myself
    I'm not great at lying


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I'm going no 1 is false....

    I have been injured by a reel of thread.
    I have to do an L and bless myself to know left from right.
    I roller skate to work twice a week.

    3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    The good moderator is already working on convincing me
    I'm afraid I'll make a complete fool of myself
    I'm not great at lying

    c

    its easy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    If you got C that quickly, that the lie is that I'm not great at lying, doesn't that prove it, making it true?

    Anyway, I am off to bed. Ladies, Gentlemen, random residents of Boards, goodnight!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    If you got C that quickly, that the lie is that I'm not great at lying, doesn't that prove it, making it true?

    Anyway, I am off to bed. Ladies, Gentlemen, random residents of Boards, goodnight!

    i'm kinda good at telling when people are lying


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    I have a bath 7 nights a week.
    I can bend my toes to a 90° angle.
    I can tell you the day you were born from your date of birth instantly.


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