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Two truths and a lie

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    #212
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Uriel. wrote: »
    I wearing aids
    I'm married
    I have my two front teeth

    Not sure of what wearing aids entails but I'll go with a


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    #213
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    I'm tired.
    Im going asleep now.
    I'm in wok


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    #214
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uriel. wrote: »
    False whod name their dog Tigger. Tiggers are part of the feline family

    my real nme
    lets say y real name is bob
    i get dogs from the pound with issues because they are big and other people cant handle them
    collectrd himand they didnt knw his name so i called him frankie
    turns out (i found out later ) he was called bob
    so m and my dog are both called bob
    its not bob


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    #215
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Uriel. wrote: »
    I wearing aids
    I'm married
    I have my two front teeth

    Sorry. The first should read

    I wear hearing aids


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    #216
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Reuben Gentle Dolt wrote: »
    I reckon you never had the mullet cos you'd have to have at least shaved your head a bit for the mohawk.

    I'm a smoker
    I'm a joker
    I'm a midnight toker

    b


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    #217
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uriel. wrote: »
    Sorry. The first should read

    I wear hearing aids

    you have a false front tooth


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    #218
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Tigger wrote: »
    you have a false front tooth

    Hold on til I check in the mirror


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    #219
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Tigger wrote: »
    my real nme
    lets say y real name is bob
    i get dogs from the pound with issues because they are big and other people cant handle them
    collectrd himand they didnt knw his name so i called him frankie
    turns out (i found out later ) he was called bob
    so m and my dog are both called bob
    its not bob
    Cool.

    Hi Bob


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    #220
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uriel. wrote: »
    Cool.

    Hi Bob

    its not bob


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    #221
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Tigger wrote: »
    its not bob

    Who? You or the dog?


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    #222
    Tigger
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    i once pretended to be someones blind date when i wasnt
    i once prtended (not today) that my name was bob
    i once went to the doctor for infected gcrapet burn


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    #223
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    I say a when I think it's the truth
    I say b when I think it's a lie
    I say wherever my finger lands when I get confused

    Tigger a


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    #224
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uriel. wrote: »
    Who? You or the dog?

    we have the same nme


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    #225
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I say a when I think it's the truth
    I say b when I think it's a lie
    I say wherever my finger lands when I get confused

    ll true


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    #226
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Tigger wrote: »
    we have the same nme

    Oh.
    Hi Frankie.


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    #227
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uriel. wrote: »
    Oh.
    Hi Frankie.

    thats his new name


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    #228
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I say a when I think it's the truth
    I say b when I think it's a lie
    I say wherever my finger lands when I get confused

    Tigger a

    a is the truth


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    #229
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Tigger wrote: »
    thats his new name

    Im completely winding you up.
    I'm in bed
    I just fell off Trump tower


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    #230
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Tigger wrote: »
    a is the truth

    Yay!!!! Finally....oh wait....I'm supposed to find lie :(

    I was once mistaken as a blind date in a hotel lobby.
    I sent a msg to a colleagues boyfriend pretending to be her telling him I was horny and couldn't wait to get home.
    I can pick a pen up and write with my toes.

    Uriel....b


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    #231
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Uriel....b

    ? Not sure which you're answering now lol


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    #232
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Uriel. wrote: »
    ? Not sure which you're answering now lol

    Makes two of us.....: D


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    #233
    Tigger
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    night ladies im off to polidh my meduical sholes


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    #234
    mansize
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    I got bored of this game
    I fell asleep
    I don't like cheese


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    #235
    [Deleted User]
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    I have a headache
    I must get up at 6 am
    Tomorrow will be crap


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    #236
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I have a headache
    I must get up at 6 am
    Tomorrow will be crap

    C

    Cos you can't possibly know that... Unless you're the seer


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    #237
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Uriel. wrote: »
    C

    Cos you can't possibly know that... Unless you're the seer

    :p

    You are correct.


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    #238
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    A I've had cosmetic surgery
    B I'm vegetarian
    C I've served in the millitary


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    #239
    sullivlo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    quickbeam wrote: »
    A I've had cosmetic surgery
    B I'm vegetarian
    C I've served in the millitary

    I'm hoping that B is a lie


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    #240
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    B is the lie. I am mostly vegetarian though. I do eat fish sometimes, so I can't call myself a full vegetarian.


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    #241
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    quickbeam wrote: »
    B is the lie. I am mostly vegetarian though. I do eat fish sometimes, so I can't call myself a full vegetarian.

    FCA?


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