Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2016/2017

Knex*

Agree with Rob. The Championship is actually fairly decent, too.

kfallon

Is Sturridge out for tonight?

Play them all ta fúck, want to see us win a trophy!

BullBauld

Just got access to the soccer forum, I now fear for my sanity

Not sure if this was mentioned in the match thread. I was watching the Sunderland match on Bein Sports. With the commentary in Arabic the only thing understandable were the players names.

Anyhoo midway during the second half Emre Can attempts an overhead kick that goes horribly wrong. The commentators next words were....Jackie Chan......Emre Can.......:pac:

I found it funny at least.

Thanks for the welcome

Knex*

BullBauld wrote: »

Just got access to the soccer forum, I now fear for my sanity

Not sure if this was mentioned in the match thread. I was watching the Sunderland match on Bein Sports. With the commentary in Arabic the only thing understandable were the players names.

Sure how could anyone have mentioned that you were watching the game in Arabic, when you've only just shown your face, ya daft fecker ya.

BullBauld wrote: »

Anyhoo midway during the second half Emre Can attempts an overhead kick that goes horribly wrong. The commentators next words were....Jackie Chan......Emre Can.......:pac:

I found it funny at least.

You'll fit right in.

OwaynOTT

BullBauld wrote: »

Just got access to the soccer forum, I now fear for my sanity

Not sure if this was mentioned in the match thread. I was watching the Sunderland match on Bein Sports. With the commentary in Arabic the only thing understandable were the players names.

Anyhoo midway during the second half Emre Can attempts an overhead kick that goes horribly wrong. The commentators next words were....Jackie Chan......Emre Can.......:pac:

I found it funny at least.

Thanks for the welcome

So you didn't understand the words coming out of their mouths?

BullBauld

Knex. wrote: »

Sure how could anyone have mentioned that you were watching the game in Arabic, when you've only just shown your face, ya daft fecker ya.

Posting access I meant, had reading access alright

hefferboi

Gomez will hardly get a run?

murpho999

hefferboi wrote: »

Gomez will hardly get a run?

No chance, far too early. He played 90 mins in Under 23 game on Monday night and came out of it fine. So hopefully won't be too long before he's pushing for a place.

NapoleonInRags

kfallon wrote: »

Is Sturridge out for tonight?

Play them all ta fúck, want to see us win a trophy!

Absolutely, with no European football this season and the benefits to the squad of winning a trophy, there's no excuse for not going balls out at this...

ush

There are. Mounting injuries and African cup.

ush

Double post.

Potential Underachiever

NapoleonInRags wrote: »

Absolutely, with no European football this season and the benefits to the squad of winning a trophy, there's no excuse for not going balls out at this...

We are, here's an exclusive of our kit for tonights match.


Hmmm I had a pic in a spoiler tag but I don't think it'd work and is maybe NSFW

Was just Simon from Inbetweeners with his bollock out...

Kerrigooney

BullBauld wrote: »

Just got access to the soccer forum, I now fear for my sanity

Not sure if this was mentioned in the match thread. I was watching the Sunderland match on Bein Sports. With the commentary in Arabic the only thing understandable were the players names.

Anyhoo midway during the second half Emre Can attempts an overhead kick that goes horribly wrong. The commentators next words were....Jackie Chan......Emre Can.......:pac:

I found it funny at least.

Thanks for the welcome

446 posts in ten years on Boards?? Harry's been known to top that in a day.

Welcome. We're gonna march to the title and half of us will get banned.

MonkeyTennis

dont mention the pandas .. I might have earlier but I think I got away with it ..

Yawns

Would it not be more prudent to ask what he had for breakfast first?

Can't even get that right!

Worst bunch of welcome supporters in the world!

dogbert27

BullBauld wrote: »

Just got access to the soccer forum, I now fear for my sanity

Not sure if this was mentioned in the match thread. I was watching the Sunderland match on Bein Sports. With the commentary in Arabic the only thing understandable were the players names.

Anyhoo midway during the second half Emre Can attempts an overhead kick that goes horribly wrong. The commentators next words were....Jackie Chan......Emre Can.......:pac:

I found it funny at least.

Thanks for the welcome

We got a newb

martyos121

BullBauld wrote: »

Just got access to the soccer forum, I now fear for my sanity

Not sure if this was mentioned in the match thread. I was watching the Sunderland match on Bein Sports. With the commentary in Arabic the only thing understandable were the players names.

Anyhoo midway during the second half Emre Can attempts an overhead kick that goes horribly wrong. The commentators next words were....Jackie Chan......Emre Can.......:pac:

I found it funny at least.

Thanks for the welcome

Here's your orientation pack:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=97480423&postcount=944

Read over and memorise it thoroughly, you won't last long otherwise.

x43r0

Don't know if anyone's posted these already but I really enjoy these tunnel cam videos the club puts up on it's youtube channel. You get a feeling of the atmosphere and it's nice to see some degree of behind the scenes stuff such as:

- Moyes walking out as YNWA is playing: "I can't walk out while they're singing that!"
- Lovren talking to Can in German
- Pienaar asking for Origi's shirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSB76NZJlxU

Harry Palmr

https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=803595691243302912

:eek:

Liverpool have scored more goals (12) from set-pieces than any other side this season and conceded the joint 4th least (4). (Opta). Progress
1:45 PM - 29 Nov 2016

hang on do penos count?

Agent Coulson

Jurgen Klopp:

"Leeds are one of the greatest teams. I know this because James Milner tells me, again and again and again"

:D

BullBauld

martyos121 wrote: »

Here's your orientation pack:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=97480423&postcount=944

Read over and memorise it thoroughly, you won't last long otherwise.

Thanks everyone. Ye'll have the enthusiasm whipped out of me in no time :pac:

Buford T. Justice XIX

BullBauld wrote: »

Thanks everyone. Ye'll have the enthusiasm whipped out of me in no time :pac:

Ah sure we'll pretend you're not a rarnes1 re-reg for a while anyway:P

Devilman40k

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Ah sure we'll pretend you're not a rarnes1 re-reg for a while anyway:P

I thought you were rarnes1....

Harry Palmr

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Ah sure we'll pretend you're not a rarnes1 re-reg for a while anyway:P

Devilman40k wrote: »

I thought you were rarnes1....

Buford T. Justice XIX

Devilman40k wrote: »

I thought you were rarnes1....

Dammit, spotted again:mad:

MonkeyTennis

Mignolet, Alexander-Arnold, Klavan, Lucas, Moreno, Stewart, Ejaria, Wijnaldum, Can, Mane, Origi. Subs: Karius, Lovren, Clyne, Henderson, Milner, Woodburn, Grujic.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Ejaria in the front 3?

Utopia Parkway

Take any kind of a win tonight and hopefully avoid injury and extra-time.

happyoutscan

Was hoping to see Grujic get 90'.

Buford T. Justice XIX

happyoutscan wrote: »

Was hoping to see Grujic get 90'.

Strange alright seeing as he has been on the bench a good bit this season. I would have expected him to start or be on the bench unless he's injured?

prettyboy81

Grujic on the bench.

~Rebel~

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Ejaria in the front 3?

I'd say Ejaria, Stewert and Can in midfield, Wijnaldum in the front 3.

Vicxas

Unless he has plans for Grujic on Sunday im not sure about him on the bench.

razorblunt

Did I hear that right, Woodburn has broken Michael Owen's record for youngest goalscorer? Huzzah if so.

mosstin

razorblunt wrote: »

Did I hear that right, Woodburn has broken Michael Owen's record for youngest goalscorer? Huzzah if so.

Yup. Fuck the circus - this is what football's all about. Behold, Liverpool's youngest ever goalscorer.
https://twitter.com/lfcgif/status/803712964800946177

daithijjj

razorblunt wrote: »

Did I hear that right, Woodburn has broken Michael Owen's record for youngest goalscorer? Huzzah if so.

Youngest ever by 3 months. Got socks older than him.

One_Of_Shanks

Over the moon for young Woodburn. That's the stuff of dreams for any young lad. He won't sleep a feckin wink tonight I'd say from replaying that in his mind.
Wonderful moment.

klose

Gotta be happy with that, leeds played well but we persevered and got the result. Origi had an off game but took his goal well, 2 goals in 2 now which is superb with the injuries we have he looks like he will step up.

Trent arnold looks a good player already at this level, should provide good back up to clyne, ejaria didnt do a whole pile but hes only young and has a long way to go. Woodburn, delighted for him the smile on his face after he belted in his goal is what football is all about, sheer and utter joy.

Turtyturd

If I was a man in a quarry I'd be hiding under a rock for the foreseeable future.

Agent Coulson

Now Lucas is one player I'd like to see join the coaching team when he retires there is a future manager in him.

Harry Palmr

Well that was never in doubt was it?

Strange game, Leeds were fully up for it esp in the second half showing lots of good energy (the away crowd helping I think) but in the end no one can stop Derek in a cup competition. No Grujic was weird frankly, Woodburn coming on for Stewart was in no way obvious and yet he scores the goal that made sure for his place in history. Only Klopp would have that level of foresight.

ShamoBuc

Very happy with the win. Delighted for Woodburn !! 3 semis in a row.

Turtyturd

ShamoBuc wrote: »

Very happy with the win. Delighted for Woodburn !! 3 semis in a row.

Not that delighted then.

Potential Underachiever

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Now Lucas is one player I'd like to see join the coaching team when he retires there is a future manager in him.

Send him off to get his badges, then maybe start in League 2, then maybe he could become the youth team coach, as long as the camera doesn't pan to him in the crowd I'd be happy.

murpho999

Good win, clean sheet and Michael Owen loses a record.

What more could one ask for?

martyos121

murpho999 wrote: »

Good win, clean sheet and Michael Owen loses a record.

What more could one ask for?

Reasonably priced alcohol.

BorneTobyWilde

We win again, it's getting boring now.
I miss the good olde days of being knocked out early, and being 8th in league .
There was a lot to discuss back then.

MD1990

Delighted for Woodburn & his agent Harry Palmr.

ben.schlomo

We lacked fluidity for long periods, but we stayed patient. Alexander-Arnold looks like a genuine prospect. Origi took his goal well.

K-9

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Well that was never in doubt was it?

Strange game, Leeds were fully up for it esp in the second half showing lots of good energy (the away crowd helping I think) but in the end no one can stop Derek in a cup competition. No Grujic was weird frankly, Woodburn coming on for Stewart was in no way obvious and yet he scores the goal that made sure for his place in history. Only Klopp would have that level of foresight.

Was wondering myself at that one, Leeds seemed to be going for it so I'd say he wanted to exploit that.