Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2016/2017

Turtyturd · 15-12-2016 3:47pm

K-9 wrote: »

Can't remember who it was said Liverpool are better without the ball! Sounds so stupid but there's a lot of truth in it even though we tend to boss possession.

At its best it's actually such an attacking move, it isn't just about getting it back like Barca at their best, but to hurt the opposition with quick, one touch passing and away they go.

Yep, Average's goal last night was a brilliant example of that type of football in full flow.

corwill · 15-12-2016 4:28pm

K-9 wrote: »

Can't remember who it was said Liverpool are better without the ball! Sounds so stupid but there's a lot of truth in it even though we tend to boss possession

There were times during the 13/14 season when, if the opposition got a corner, I would think "break on here for us, class".

Tusky · 15-12-2016 5:02pm

Any updates on Matip and Origi injuries?

rob316 · 15-12-2016 5:25pm

Tusky wrote: »

Any updates on Matip and Origi injuries?

Klopp confirmed Origi will be fine for the derby, nothing on matip.

cj maxx · 15-12-2016 5:34pm

Was MOTD on last night ?

Osmosis Jones · 15-12-2016 5:41pm

cjmc wrote: »

Was MOTD on last night ?

Not sure if this is allowed, but here's our part anyway http://www.molfc.com/middlesbrough-vs-liverpool-motd/

Turtyturd · 15-12-2016 6:05pm

corwill wrote: »

There were times during the 13/14 season when, if the opposition got a corner, I would think "break on here for us, class".

Scientifically known as Aspas theory.

mosstin · 15-12-2016 6:35pm

NukaCola wrote: »

Chelsea will not continue to win every game. They will drop points. They've been amazing but things are going their way too. They take their chances but its not going to happen every game. A peno, a red card, coming up against a keeper having a blinder, a mistake, injuries.....these will effect every team and the league is so competitive now small things against anyone can cost you points.

We need to keep doing our job first. We are at 2.125 and we've done very well but there is scope for some improvement too. That ppg puts us at 80/81 points. Do that and we are back in CL which should the aim for this season. Let see where we can go without worrying about other teams after 16 games.

The thing about Chelsea though is that though they won't play well in every game - they weren't very good at all last night - they have someone like Courtois. He'd been relatively inactive for most of the match and in injury time was called upon to make a world class save. Absolute quality which will make a massive difference at the end of the season.

mosstin · 15-12-2016 6:38pm

corwill wrote: »

There were times during the 13/14 season when, if the opposition got a corner, I would think "break on here for us, class".

True. I remember Wilshere being interviewed after the 5-1 and he openly admitted that they were afraid to give the ball away because of the way we played that day. For the first half an hour, we looked like scoring every time we went forward.
My favourite moment from that game - bizarrely - is that Suarez effort which didn't go in.
My least favourite moment was Toure's effort to put in the rebound. Shocker.

corwill · 15-12-2016 7:45pm

Turtyturd wrote: »

Scientifically known as Aspas theory.

Well, thanks a bunch for curling out a nutty one on top of my happy reminiscing!

mosstin · 15-12-2016 8:22pm

corwill wrote: »

Well, thanks a bunch for curling out a nutty one on top of my happy reminiscing!

There's a reason he's called Turtyturd.

Kerrigooney · 15-12-2016 8:25pm

It's gonna cost us 200 million to buy back Suarez now

Quick whip around?

One_Of_Shanks · 15-12-2016 8:38pm

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's gonna cost us 200 million to buy back Suarez now

Quick whip around?

Would be some whiparound but doable, give us all something to really get our teeth into!

martyos121 · 15-12-2016 8:57pm

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's gonna cost us 200 million to buy back Suarez now

Quick whip around?

Liverpool have 29m fans on Facebook. If they all gave a tenner each, we could get Suarez and have enough left over for a goalkeeper too.

Inform the presses, this is happening people.

corwill · 15-12-2016 9:12pm

mosstin wrote: »

True. I remember Wilshere being interviewed after the 5-1 and he openly admitted that they were afraid to give the ball away because of the way we played that day. For the first half an hour, we looked like scoring every time we went forward.
My favourite moment from that game - bizarrely - is that Suarez effort which didn't go in.
My least favourite moment was Toure's effort to put in the rebound. Shocker.

My favourite moment from that match was Wilshere's 2nd half Brave Sgt. Major Billy Big Balls act, having disappeared completely up into his own quivering, weeping sphincter in the 1st half. Never so relaxed have I been at the whistle to commence 2nd half, I sat back and watched his risible gobsh!tery with the greatest of pleasure, the sort of pleasant, warm feeling you get reading the end of A Christmas Carol.

Turtyturd · 15-12-2016 9:29pm

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's gonna cost us 200 million to buy back Suarez now

Quick whip around?

Bring 'Louie' home.

Was robbed of the Balon D'or during the week too.

Anyone · 15-12-2016 9:48pm

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's gonna cost us 200 million to buy back Suarez now

Quick whip around?

Cheeky €200,000,001 bid

K-9 · 15-12-2016 9:59pm

mosstin wrote: »

True. I remember Wilshere being interviewed after the 5-1 and he openly admitted that they were afraid to give the ball away because of the way we played that day. For the first half an hour, we looked like scoring every time we went forward.
My favourite moment from that game - bizarrely - is that Suarez effort which didn't go in.
My least favourite moment was Toure's effort to put in the rebound. Shocker.

That shot, the crossbar is still rattling.
One of those rare times you genuinely go wow watching football, defying the laws of physics!

OwaynOTT · 15-12-2016 10:06pm

Kickstarter? How long before clubs start doing that?
Donate €10 and you'll get nithing.
Donate €20 and Suarez will sign for a season after he's fcuked as a player.
Donate €30 and he'll sign next season
Donate €50 and he'll sign in January.
Donate €100 and he'll sign in January and bring Ter Stegan with him.
Donate €1000 and Sakho will paint your house with materials supplied

corwill · 15-12-2016 10:35pm

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Kickstarter? How long before clubs start doing that?
Donate €10 and you'll get nithing.
Donate €20 and Suarez will sign for a season after he's fcuked as a player.
Donate €30 and he'll sign next season
Donate €50 and he'll sign in January.
Donate €100 and he'll sign in January and bring Ter Stegan with him.
Donate €1000 and Sakho will paint your house with materials supplied

Donate €1200 and you can touch Sturridge's stigmata.

Kerrigooney · 15-12-2016 10:47pm

Mike Dean and his big bag of hallucinogens will be reffing the game against Everton.

The guy is off his noodle.

mormank · 15-12-2016 11:12pm

Vicxas wrote: »

Just dont rise up to it

Oh I won't but seriously, "If Bayern come calling"??? What the actual fcuk? As if they haven't already tried to get him numerous times over the years. Klopp is a breath of fresh air and a reminder that to some people money isn't everything. Anyone who wishes should feel free to quote this post if he ever does leave us for Bayern but I would say the chances are close to 0, if not 0.

OwaynOTT · 15-12-2016 11:36pm

Anyone wrote: »

Cheeky €200,000,001 bid

Barcelona's John Henry type guy - What are they smoking over in the Liverpool super thread?

Kerrigooney - a big bag of hallucinogens. And breakfast

Lex Luthor · 16-12-2016 12:06am

Watched the Bolton game other night and Sammy Ameobi really stood out. Not sure he's a natural winger but think as a central midfielder he would be worth a look

J Mysterio · 16-12-2016 12:06am

martyos121 wrote: »

Liverpool have 29m fans on Facebook. If they all gave a tenner each, we could get Suarez and have enough left over for a goalkeeper too.

Inform the presses, this is happening people.

Thats probably a weeks wages for half those lads

BorneTobyWilde · 16-12-2016 12:18am

If Liverpool had a GO FUND ME page for transfer kitty each summer it would raise 300 million easy , every summer we could have 300 million to spend.

BorneTobyWilde · 16-12-2016 12:21am

J Mysterio wrote: »

Thats probably a weeks wages for half those lads

How about a tenner a year for the 80 million fans plus world wide. What fan would say no if asked. That would give us 800 million to spend on players every year.
I believe in numbers, just like Facebook so on, Liverpool has probably 100 million fans that it just ignores when then should be signing them up to website and making at least a tenner a year off of them.

hefferboi · 16-12-2016 12:26am

Lex Luthor wrote: »

Watched the Bolton game other night and Sammy Ameobi really stood out. Not sure he's a natural winger but think as a central midfielder he would be worth a look

Stop now

Buford T. Justice XIX · 16-12-2016 12:28am

corwill wrote: »

Donate €1200 and you can touch Sturridge's stigmata.

You're a truly terrible man, will :-)

mosstin · 16-12-2016 12:35am

Lex Luthor wrote: »

Watched the Bolton game other night and Sammy Ameobi really stood out. Not sure he's a natural winger but think as a central midfielder he would be worth a look

I'd rather sign his grandfather, Shola.

corwill · 16-12-2016 12:40am

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

You're a truly terrible man, will :-)

€2400 raised from boards within 5 minutes of going live.

OwaynOTT · 16-12-2016 12:43am

corwill wrote: »

€2400 raised from boards within 5 minutes of going live.

Looks like turtyturd's family are living on beans and toast and using 30w bulbs for the foreseeable future.
Coulson is defaulting.

Agent Coulson · 16-12-2016 12:51am

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

If Liverpool had a GO FUND ME page for transfer kitty each summer it would raise 300 million easy , every summer we could have 300 million to spend.

Our first signing.

martyos121 · 16-12-2016 1:06am

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Looks like turtyturd's family are living on beans and toast and using 30w bulbs for the foreseeable future.
Coulson is defaulting.

I see you're typing up the list. Typical.

~Rebel~ · 16-12-2016 1:18am

Turtyturd wrote: »

If we weren't so unpredictable at a the back I'd love to see us just let the opposition have the ball and be their own undoing.

Totally! 3/4's joking, but, like partially serious, I was thinking before that our best bet for scoring would be to just not even try that nicely weighted final ball. Thats always the one that gets blocked out, and is easier for the opposition to intercept and control...instead for that final ball just blast it straight at the defenders feet. Give him something to struggle to control, and swarm him. Those are the circumstances we really thrive in, and very often come away with the ball. And if that's happening in their box, make your next touch a shot, and we score buckets! Foolproof!

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

How about a tenner a year for the 80 million fans plus world wide. What fan would say no if asked. That would give us 800 million to spend on players every year.
I believe in numbers, just like Facebook so on, Liverpool has probably 100 million fans that it just ignores when then should be signing them up to website and making at least a tenner a year off of them.

I know you're kinda going tongue in cheek here, but;
1) if this is a thing we could do, i'd much rather we did it for, like, cancer research.
2) For a huge amount of those supposedly 80 - 100 million fans, they live in parts of the world where a tenner is a bloody lot of money.
3) That's just not how the world works. Christ, I don't even give a tenner to the dude guilt tripping me to my face on the street about starving kids and exploding puppies! Sure, you'd get a certain amount, but i'd guess it would be in the thousands worldwide, rather than millions. And frankly, that'd be too much. We shouldn't be paying money - altruistically, with nothing personally in return - to a massive multi-million pound company, to pay another multi-million pound company, to get a multi-million pound player to sign on for multi-million pound wages. All that does is cause the already-bat**** footballing economy to inflate to even more barnstormingly ludicrous proportions.

So, in short, no! Bold Toby!

J Mysterio · 16-12-2016 1:31am

Nice

mormank · 16-12-2016 2:06am

martyos121 wrote: »

Liverpool have 29m fans on Facebook. If they all gave a tenner each, we could get Suarez and have enough left over for a goalkeeper too.

Inform the presses, this is happening people.

I'm in! How could he refuse coming back then too after 29 million people not only wanting him back but putting up their money for it? I'm sure it would work!

Vicxas · 16-12-2016 8:46am

Forgot the Jan window is fast approaching, be interesting to see if we make any moves.

Luckycharms_74 · 16-12-2016 10:14am

Lex Luthor wrote: »

Watched the Bolton game other night and Sammy Ameobi really stood out. Not sure he's a natural winger but think as a central midfielder he would be worth a look

x43r0 · 16-12-2016 10:55am

corwill wrote: »

My favourite moment from that match was Wilshere's 2nd half Brave Sgt. Major Billy Big Balls act, having disappeared completely up into his own quivering, weeping sphincter in the 1st half. Never so relaxed have I been at the whistle to commence 2nd half, I sat back and watched his risible gobsh!tery with the greatest of pleasure, the sort of pleasant, warm feeling you get reading the end of A Christmas Carol.

This is f*cking poetic

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