Laughing in inappropriate situations

andekwarhola

If my kids had a teacher called Ms Butt, they'd have to have a trained medic and oxygen masks on hand in class.

ahlookit

andekwarhola wrote: »

If my kids had a teacher called Ms Butt, they'd have to have a trained medic and oxygen masks on hand in class.

Wait til they meet her brother Seymour

(c) Bart Simspson

looksee

andekwarhola wrote: »

If my kids had a teacher called Ms Butt, they'd have to have a trained medic and oxygen masks on hand in class.

She could always go Hyacinth Bouquet and call herself Bute.

IamtheWalrus

Mass as a youngster (I think knowing that I was dicing with death if my religious mother saw me) and in a steam room at a swimming pool with strangers.

IrishZeus

My daughters christening, only a few weeks go. Baby on my lap, our 2 year old on my wifes lap.

We had a very "stern" priest - he is grand normally apparently but no craic at all before/during the ceremony. Anyways, he proceeds to launch into a lecture about turning off phones and not talking or making noise and all this stuff about the church being a sanctuary and needing to be respected. No photos to be taken, no whispering or talking whilst other families were being blessed etc etc.

Anyways, he eventually comes to an end with, "I trust thats ok with everyone here." To which my 2 year old stands, turns, grabs her Peppa Pig ball and fires it out in front of him and starts screaming at him to throw it back to her.

He didn't see the funny side and hoofed it down the back of the church but half the people there were in stitches. Think it was a few hours before he could turn the other cheek on that one

Robsweezie

Guigh orainn na peacaigh = pray for us sinners. A line from hail mary.

I remember getting in trouble alongside another fella over giggling during prayer time. I laughed at the word "peacaigh" as it sounded like paki, the racial slur. As it came to the line, his eyes caught mine, and we both lost our Sh!t laughing. Teacher stopped the whole thing and spent the next 5 minutes humbling us.

jennyhayes123

Ye have all given me a great laugh. First time in ages that I have belly laughed.

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fryup wrote: »

The movie - The Green Mile

the scene where yer man was executed and Percy didn't wet the sponge therefore pro-longing his death

couldn't stop laughing in the cinema at it thought it was hilarious esp at the bad smell bit with people putting their handkerchiefs to their noses

(am i sick ?)

And your username is FRYUP !!

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Stigura wrote: »

I used to drive my first wife to distraction, most mornings. Because, quite simply, I used to wake up in gales of laughter!

God knows why. As soon as I became conscious, I'd be aware that my mouth was wide open and I was laughing like a drain!

Used to genuinely make her angry! " How can you Be so happy, in the morning?! :mad: "

What the f**k did she want?!?

A divorce presumably