Anyone know where to get custom toilet paper?

Bebopclown

I need to get some toilet paper with a certain image on it, anyone know where to get this done?
Sorry if this is the wrong forum to ask in.

andy125

I know of one but their prices are a bit sh1t

maudgonner

Is this another 'Virgin Mary appearing on things' scam miracle?

Ted111

Imagine plying your trade making custom bog roll.
High roller you'd be. Flush with funds.

AllGunsBlazing

I know where I can get some secondhand stuff for ya, if you're interested.

ChunkyLover54

My local university does them. They're also called Arts degrees.

Arghus

Excremently easy to customise it in my experience.

Atari Jaguar

Custom toilet paper... now I've heard it all.

Edit: be the jaysus I googled it and there's results a plenty. OP have you tried using google?

FatherTed

I heard of a place but they can only print brown...

Surreptitious

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

My local university does them. They're also called Arts degrees.

And what are you qualified in? Nothing I take it except throwaway remarks on a barely used account for fear of being found out.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

And what are you qualified in? Nothing I take it except throwaway remarks on a barely used account for fear of being found out.

Oh snap! Did the poster touch a nerve

Ted111

Surreptitious wrote: »

And what are you qualified in? Nothing I take it except throwaway remarks on a barely used account for fear of being found out.

Which arts degree did you do?

Surreptitious

deco nate wrote: »

Oh snap! Did the poster touch a nerve

Ted111 wrote: »

Which arts degree did you do?

My point is valid.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

My point is valid.

.. . As you're arts degree... .

Surreptitious

deco nate wrote: »

.. . As you're art degree... .

I've two degrees.

Atari Jaguar

Surreptitious wrote: »

And what are you qualified in? Nothing I take it except throwaway remarks on a barely used account for fear of being found out.

You can't really assume that the poster is unqualified... an art degree is ****ing useless like. How many jobs will you get with an art degree seriously? A portfolio of work is head and shoulders above any degree.

Surreptitious wrote: »

I've two degrees.

No doubt because the art one got you no where.

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

No doubt because the art one got you no where.

I've a trade as well but the arts degree was hard work I don't why people think it's easy or something. Plus everyone commenting has very bad spelling and grammar problems.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

I've two degrees.

I take it the other one is in digging a hole for yer self

Atari Jaguar

Surreptitious wrote: »

I've a trade as well but the art's degree was hard work I don't why people think it's easy or something.

No one said it's easy. It's just useless. It's like going to medical school, studying as a doctor, going through years of training in hospitals to then decide to sweep roads.

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

No one said it's easy. It's just useless. It's like going to medical school, studying as a doctor, going through years of training in hospitals to then decide to sweep roads.

I have two jobs, it hasn't been useless and later on you can lecture and teach it just takes more study.

Atari Jaguar

Surreptitious wrote: »

I have two jobs, it hasn't been useless and later on you can lecture and teach it just takes more study.

A portfolio of work would be much more useful. My wife knows people with art degrees who are ****e artists. **** sake these days anything and everything is art anyway.


You crushed 200 cans and glued them together? I'll buy that for 200,000 dollars. This is modern art!

G'way. And that's still ignoring the fact you can't know whether the poster you nonchalantly said had no degree indeed doesn't. He could be a doctor for all you know.

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

A portfolio of work would be much more useful. My wife knows people with art degrees who are ****e artists. **** sake these days anything and everything is art anyway.


You crushed 200 cans and glued them together? I'll buy that for 200,000 dollars. This is modern art!

G'way. And that's still ignoring the fact you can't know whether the poster you nonchalantly said had no degree indeed doesn't. He could be a doctor for all you know.

Eh is it art or arts you're talking about? You sound like you don't know what you're on about.

Ted111

when one has to - so defensively - strive to deny that ones qualification is not toilet paper, i feel we can extrapolate from this educational insecurity that the qualification in question is indeed in the neighborhood of toilet paper.
and of course spelling/grammar nazi is the universal boards marker of a lost argument.

ted, ba

Surreptitious

Nobody here knows the difference between art and arts. It's not funny that I'm listening to these morons this time of night.

Ted111

Surreptitious wrote: »

Nobody here knows the difference between art and arts. It's not funny that I'm listening to these morons this time of night.

I took my arts degre in art.

Surreptitious

Ted111 wrote: »

I took my arts degre in art.

What did you study, incidentally?

Ted111

Surreptitious wrote: »

What did you study, incidentally?

ART

do i need to draw you a picture

Atari Jaguar

Ted111 wrote: »

ART

do i need to draw you a picture

If you studied art then maybe you should draw a picture? UNLESS YOU ARE AFRAID???

Surreptitious wrote: »

Eh is it art or arts you're talking about? You sound like you don't know what you're on about.

How can you be so sure the poster in question does not hold a degree answer the question? Why don't you answer that question? It's not a difficult one.

Surreptitious wrote: »

Plus everyone commenting has very bad spelling and grammar problems.

Please direct me toward my spelling mistakes?

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

You can't really assume that the poster is unqualified... an art degree is ****ing useless like. How many jobs will you get with an art degree seriously? A portfolio of work is head and shoulders above any degree.




No doubt because the art one got you no where.

Nowhere is one word.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

What did you study, incidentally?

From what I see, a degree in studying degree of Arts. Hello:)

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

If you studied art then maybe you should draw a picture? UNLESS YOU ARE AFRAID???



How can you be so sure the poster in question does not hold a degree answer the question? Why don't you answer that question? It's not a difficult one.



Please direct me toward my spelling mistakes?

No comma after the word degree used. I take it you're not educated either.

Atari Jaguar

Surreptitious wrote: »

Nowhere is one word.

Jaysus and that's your argument that I've bad spelling? Did you catch anything else while you were fishing? :rolleyes:

Surreptitious wrote: »

No comma after the word degree used. I take it you're not educated either.

I'm not actually. I had to leave school before my junior cert because I was being bullied something awful. Would you like to use that to make fun of me?

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

Nowhere is one word.

Depends on the context.. .

Ted111

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

If you studied art then maybe you should draw a picture? UNLESS YOU ARE AFRAID???

I may need to draw surreptitious a picture, but that does not mean that i can draw him/her a picture.

Sometimes the flow of energy from the universe is there and sometimes one must await the muse.

All I can say is that I promise a picture for you pending the arrival of both inspiration and of a drawing feature integrated into this message board.

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

Jaysus and that's your argument that I've bad spelling? Did you catch anything else while you were fishing? :rolleyes:

I'm still correct and you are not despite your aggression.

Arghus

OP should print out the contents of the thread so far and use accordingly. Perfectly suited for wiping one's dirty arse with.

Atari Jaguar

Surreptitious wrote: »

I'm still correct and you are not despite your aggression.

The only one being aggressive here is you. I don't believe I'm the one attacking you. I just made comment that an Art degree isn't worth the paper it's printed on. Clearly a breakdown in communication as you meant arts. But that's my fault, I'm so wholly uneducated.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

No comma after the word degree used. I take it you're not educated either.

How are the can you handle the nose bleeds up that high?

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

The only one being aggressive here is you. I don't believe I'm the one attacking you. I just made comment that an Art degree isn't worth the paper it's printed on. Clearly a breakdown in communication as you meant arts. But that's my fault, I'm so wholly uneducated.

It was the original poster mentioned arts.

Atari Jaguar

Surreptitious wrote: »

It was the original poster mentioned arts.

Oh dear, look at me, what a silly bitch I am.

Ted111

Surreptitious wrote: »

I'm still correct and you are not despite your aggression.

You must move beyond knowledge and into wisdom, surreptitious, and then your training will be complete.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

It was the original poster mentioned arts.

And it was you that got on you're high horse...
Do you see why all the replies?

Surreptitious

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

Jaysus and that's your argument that I've bad spelling? Did you catch anything else while you were fishing? :rolleyes:



I'm not actually. I had to leave school before my junior cert because I was being bullied something awful. Would you like to use that to make fun of me?

We were all bullied, you suck it up and get on with it. Obviously you've issues attacking a woman online 3 am who happens to have studied arts.

Surreptitious

deco nate wrote: »

And it was you that got on you're high horse...
Do you see why all the replies?

It's your not you are.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

It's your not you are.

Nope, I'm posting to you... You're.
But hey, it YOU that's has an a arts degree... So ye know better

Atari Jaguar

Surreptitious wrote: »

We were all bullied, you suck it up and get on with it. Obviously you've issues attacking a woman online 3 am who happens to have studied arts.

:rolleyes: jaysus them degrees didn't do much for your intelligence with stupid statements like that. Up until now I had no idea whether you were man or woman and I frankly don't care. I'd treat you just the same as you've treated me.


Also are you sure you were the one bullied? You seem more likely to have been the bully going by your comments. And you say I attacked you. :rolleyes:

Surreptitious

deco nate wrote: »

Nope, I'm posting to you... You're.
But hey, it YOU that's has an a arts degree... So ye know better

Please reread the post. You're only embarrassing yourself.

Ted111

I taste a liquor never brewed – From Tankards scooped in Pearl – Not all the Frankfort Berries Yield such an Alcohol! Inebriate of air – am I – And Debauchee of Dew – Reeling – thro’ endless summer days – From inns of molten Blue – When “Landlords” turn the drunken Bee Out of the Foxglove’s door – When Butterflies – renounce their “drams” – I shall but drink the more! Till Seraphs swing their snowy Hats – And Saints – to windows run – To see the little Tippler Leaning against the – Sun!

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

Please reread the post. You're only embarrassing yourself.

Na, it's fun reading you're replys. ..

Surreptitious

So...a bunch of men come online at 3 am and launch onto someone who studied and are angry because they never studied at all themselves. Jesus wept.

Surreptitious

deco nate wrote: »

Na, it's fun reading you're replys. ..

It's your.