House break-in - what do I do?

pilly

I don't even get the point of this trolling? What's the point ?

retro:electro

Seriously you're at this again? Get a life and find something else to do with your time.

TheIT

It isn't trolling, I am genuinely afraid, which is why I am getting the alarm and locks changed tomorrow. I'm heading out for the evening in a while so I'll forget about it then.

alexonhisown

Op, either call the guards or stop trolling

degsie

Set some traps 'Home Alone' style and video the hilarity thats bound to ensue.

Spanish Eyes

TheIT wrote: »

It isn't trolling, I am genuinely afraid, which is why I am getting the alarm and locks changed tomorrow. I'm heading out for the evening in a while so I'll forget about it then.

Leave it till Monday, a Sunday call out will cost ya.

Anyway, by the time you have enjoyed your evening out all will be well.

You are one of the biggest wind ups I've seen in a while.

Ooof.

newacc2015

TheIT wrote: »

It isn't trolling, I am genuinely afraid, which is why I am getting the alarm and locks changed tomorrow. I'm heading out for the evening in a while so I'll forget about it then.

So afraid that you are casually chilling in the house with someone in the attic?

Your posts dont make any sense IMO

TheIT

I'm getting the taxi in a few minutes, I shall bring Wilson with me because I'm going to a friends place. I am genuinely worried.

degsie

OP, have a look....

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057680766/1/#post101930270

Fighting Tao

Now you know from the other thread that the guy just wants to get out and not harm you. You should go out for your pints and leave the door open again. If you ask nicely he might close it on his way out.

9or10

Fighting Tao wrote: »

Now you know from the other thread that the guy just wants to get out and not harm you. You should go out for your pints and leave the door open again. If you ask nicely he might close it on his way out.

He's just saying that here. He'll probably wait till he comes home drunk and take his wicked pleasure.:D

T-Maxx

You need to get out more.

And go see a head doctor.

TresGats

Whatever next? A locked safe embedded in your garage floor?

If you get to troll that long. Perhaps the bloke living in the attic will leave you in a corpse pile similar to the German farm incident some decades ago.

TresGats

Whatever next? A locked safe embedded in your garage floor?

If you get to troll that long. Perhaps the bloke living in the attic will leave you in a corpse pile similar to the German farm incident some decades ago.

Atari Jaguar

TresGats wrote: »

Whatever next? A locked safe embedded in your garage floor?

If you get to troll that long. Perhaps the bloke living in the attic will leave you in a corpse pile similar to the German farm incident some decades ago.

That thread wasn't even trolling.

The J Stands for Jay

TheIT wrote: »

The house is over 10 years old, I don't think the locks have been changed. I will change them tomorrow, I'll also ask the guy changing them to have a look at the attic, I can still hear things up there.

Ask the lad in the attic if he could change the locks.

TheIT

Phonewatch is coming at 1, any suggestions on what i should ask them?

Atari Jaguar

TheIT wrote: »

Phonewatch is coming at 1, any suggestions on what i should ask them?

How to troll properly. You're making cringe.

TheIT

Please, I am not trolling, I am getting phonewatch out today to have a look. I can still hear things in the attic, I'm not drunk and I'm not trolling!!

degsie

Might be a Phonewatch rep in the attic! Wouldn't put it past them, they'd do anything to get a sale....

sReq | uTeK

TheIT wrote: »

Please, I am not trolling, I am getting phonewatch out today to have a look. I can still hear things in the attic, I'm not drunk and I'm not trolling!!

1 out of 10 for effort

TheIT

How much would it cost, around €400 your man said yesterday. Now, this isn't being funny, but what should I do about the noises in the attic?

Fighting Tao

sReq | uTeK wrote: »

1 out of 10 for effort

That's extremely generous.

TheIT

Please... I'm not trolling!

uck51js9zml2yt

TheIT wrote: »

How much would it cost, around €400 your man said yesterday. Now, this isn't being funny, but what should I do about the noises in the attic?

Go and investigate. If we don't hear from you again we'll know someone was up there.

PopTarts

Kason Spicy Thumbscrew wrote: »

Go and investigate. If we don't hear from you again we'll know someone was up there.

*fingers crossed*

Grayditch

This is the kind of lad you would find in your attic.

Atari Jaguar

TheIT wrote: »

Please... I'm not trolling!

Well let's review the facts shall we?

Phone watch are calling on a Sunday

They haven't taken payment yet

You're hearing noise in your attic and at the same time there's another new reg on After Hours giving some nonsense story how their stuck in an attic

Now problems with this are:

Phonewatch don't install Sunday.

They take payment immediately and their alarm system costs over €600, not €400.

The likelyhood that your story and the other posters (who is you let's be honest) are some and coincidence are very, very slim.

You're not trolling I would well believe, you're trying to bull**** within an inch of your life, but your terrible at it. And either you find it funny or you're so desperate for someone to believe you that you created a second account and posted in AH claiming to be stuck in an attic.

Boards is a great place, but boardises aren't idiots. Stop trying to make us out to be such.

Flint Fredstone

First rule of troll club, don't say "this is not trolling" in the OP.
Embarrassing effort...

kub

Of course he is throlling anyone who thinks they have a proper security system from Phone Watch is deluded