Eurovision Song Contest 2017

alchemist33

Moldova and Sweden the big favourites on our four person jury. Belgium and UK getting votes too.

That chainmail dress looks like it'll be uncomfortable as f*ck to dance in. Imagine sweating in it!

sjb25

O o o o o o

lawred2

Bit of a miming fail with this nonsense

Welsh Megaman

Mandy Moore in chainmail.


I need a lie down.

4068ac1elhodqr

Belgium and Sweden will be fighting for position 3, 4 or 5. Portugal 2nd.

Arghus

Thought there wasn't much to pick from this year. There's usually twenty songs of utter dross and then a few that stick out, not this year.

The Talking Bread

Skid X wrote: »

I would love that.

Met him out one night, he's a character. You're right, it would be brilliant.

It genuinely would work! Kerr will take any commentating gig going also! He would commentate on the march of the ants if he had nothing else on that day!

fatknacker

Germany's attire is the winner for me

Welsh Megaman

Who's giving the Irish results?

Nicky Byrne?
Leo Varadkar?
Mattress Mick?

Dtp1979

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Mandy Moore in chainmail.


I need a lie down.

Mandy's ugly cousin

4068ac1elhodqr

Eyes Down Field wrote: »

My head says Italy, My heart says Azerbaijan, My penis says France

Officially quote of the week for Eurovision 2017

cml387

The Talking Bread wrote: »

It genuinely would work! Kerr will take any commentating gig going also! He would commentate on the march of the ants if he had nothing else on that day!

"If you are a professional singer marty you've got to be hitting those top C's. The Spanish lad definitely hasn't got the larynx for this level".

murpho999

Been watching on BBC for a bit....I really don't get the hype about Norton on this. He's not that funny on this at all.

AllForIt

This is a really poor interlude, going over the entries, twice.

murpho999

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Who's giving the Irish results?

Nicky Byrne?
Leo Varadkar?
Mattress Mick?

Norin O'Sullivan.

144 points for everyone.

lawred2

That Portugal lad is a creep

leahyl

Come on with the voting already

Go Harvey Go

Eyes Down Field wrote: »

My head says Italy, My heart says Azerbaijan, My penis says France

Ton pénis dit France? Ooh la la...

murpho999

AllForIt wrote: »

This is a really poor interlude, going over the entries, twice.

Main act has not happened yet.

Welsh Megaman

murpho999 wrote: »

Been watching on BBC for a bit....I really don't get the hype about Norton on this. He's not that funny on this at all.

But better than Marty.

snowflaker

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RobertKK

The money is coming for Belgium with the bookies.

Patty O Furniture

murpho999 wrote: »

Been watching on BBC for a bit....I really don't get the hype about Norton on this. He's not that funny on this at all.

I've turned over to Party with Marty, as i need a break coming up soon

Rossi IRL

Hungary
Moldova
Croatia
France

Any of the above

Go Harvey Go

murpho999 wrote: »

Been watching on BBC for a bit....I really don't get the hype about Norton on this. He's not that funny on this at all.

But he knows he's not Wogan and doesn't try to be...

lawred2

AllForIt wrote: »

This is a really poor interlude, going over the entries, twice.

Would you prefer ugly Mandy Moore again?

Eoin247

I'm not sure if it's the beer talking, but there's a good number of grand songs this year. We really need to step up our game if we want to properly compete in this competition in the future.

allym

I find the Spanish entry genuinely catchy! Not enough to vote for it mind :pac:

Did stick a fiver on Norway at 250/1

Vital Transformation

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Marty needs Brian Kerr co commentating!


Joking aside I think he would be hilarious!

"The Portuguese entry was a tidy left back for their U-17 side back in the day there Marty..."