Leinster Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread VIII: May the Fourth Star Be With You!

degsie

Too many knock-ons for L

irishbucsfan

That's a nonsense decision

Neil3030

Theatrical dive from an Italian :eek:

Bits_n_Bobs

Am I alone in thinking Sexton looks very thin?

thomond2006

thomond2006 wrote: »

5 year contract for Triggs please

The IRFU said that the provinces collectively are at the NIQ limited for second row's so his only option is abroad or Munster.

Bits_n_Bobs

Bits_n_Bobs wrote: »

Am I alone in thinking Sexton looks very thin?

They don't call him noulders for nothin

irishbucsfan

Venjur right now:

thomond2006

Buer wrote: »

Triggs for a 5 year deal!

I beat you to it
......HA

Buer

Full back made that easy by standing in no mans land. He should have put McGrath into next week or intercepted that pass.

kuang1

3 penalties against SOB?
That's not good....at all!

thomond2006

Buer wrote: »

I like your style.

Ligind!

Bits_n_Bobs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

They don't call him noulders for nothin

'NOULDERS'
the name for the condition of having one’s neck extremely conjoined to the shoulders, to create a case where the starting point of either part cannot easily be identified.
a brother-condition similar to cankles.
that person has an extreme case of noulders.
were your neck is as wide as your shoulders.
that fat girl is so fat that she has no neck she got noulders.

Who knew....

Buer

thomond2006 wrote: »

I beat you to it
......HA

I dislike your style.

Neil3030

Serious question, but what's the standard like in the AIL these days - would any of the clubs give Zebre a game?

pickarooney

kuang1 wrote: »

3 penalties against SOB?
That's not good....at all!

Fairly typical to be honest. He can be a liability.

Neil3030

"I somehow didn't see what happened from a foot and a half away, try yes or no?"

ongarite

No try, can't see any grounding.

TMO must have x-ray vision to give that

Squidgy Black

ongarite wrote: »

No try, can't see any grounding.

Clear grounding you can see Healy stretch his arm forward and drag the ball over the line

irishbucsfan

A Welsh TMO? What could go wrong

Buer

ongarite wrote: »

No try, can't see any grounding.

TMO must have x-ray vision to give that

At end of final angle you could see the ball grounded.

irishbucsfan

Neil3030 wrote: »

Serious question, but what's the standard like in the AIL these days - would any of the clubs give Zebre a game?

There'd be a couple of clubs who would give them a good game. And the AIL clubs will also probably exist next season...

irishbucsfan

irishbucsfan wrote: »

Venjur right now:

The Rape of Lucretia

ongarite wrote: »

No try, can't see any grounding.

TMO must have x-ray vision to give that

Why do you have to see grounding ? Do the rules state that requirement ?
Can the ref or TMO not call a try because it is their opinion that one was scored even though the dont see the actual grounding ?

durkadurka

When Johnny was a club player the opposition used to pinch his side to tease him about having a bit of a belly

Neil3030

Sexton is listed as over 90kg, yet he has no shoulders and skinny legs. Is the secret to his game that he is actually a Black Hole?

Peregrine

Leinster giving away far too many penalties.

irishbucsfan

Peregrine wrote: »

Leinster Sean O'Brien giving away far too many penalties.

More like...

Buer

Neil3030 wrote: »

Sexton is listed as over 90kg, yet he has no shoulders and skinny legs. Is the secret to his game that he is actually a Black Hole?

Rugby players are still monsters if they were to stand next to you or me.

Neil3030

Did O'Loughlin try chat up the ref's missus? How many high tackles on him will he ignore?

Neil3030

irishbucsfan wrote: »

More like...

"For as the old saying goes, "Let your tanks run wild and free"

durkadurka

Buer's score prediction comes true... for the moment.

Final score could be closer to 70-12

Buer

McGrath has MOTM sewn up at half time.

Neil3030

So... eh... we're just not going to react to tries now?

EDIT: ah good, there's at least a couple of indirect references to the fact that we just scored.

Peregrine

Venjur must be drowning now.

Peregrine

Neil3030 wrote: »

So... eh... we're just not going to react to tries now?

Hey, gimme a break! There's a delay

Squidgy Black

Neil3030 wrote: »

So... eh... we're just not going to react to tries now?

EDIT: ah good, there's at least a couple of indirect references to the fact that we just scored.

I'd say people's 'tvs' are slightly behind.

Buer

Peregrine wrote: »

Venjur must be drowning now.

Foaming at the gash is his preferred description.

Neil3030

Peregrine wrote: »

Venjur must be drowning now.

Buer wrote: »

Foaming at the gash is his preferred description.

Seriously, when the hell did this become a thing? :eek:

awec

Neil3030 wrote: »

Seriously, when the hell did this become a thing? :eek:

Venjur unleashed his filthy mind on the forum.

Neil3030

Neil3030 wrote: »

Seriously, when the hell did this become a thing? :eek:

We've moved straight on from poo gate and directly into flood gate

irishbucsfan

Neil3030 wrote: »

Seriously, when the hell did this become a thing? :eek:

The unfortunate side-effect of expanding rubgy in non-traditional areas I think you'll find. I blame the pre-season games in Tallaght.

I was thinking of a Chrome extension that detects posters like this automatically.

Peregrine

Neil3030 wrote: »

Seriously, when the hell did this become a thing? :eek:

Soon, we'll be rating all backline moves on the Venjur Wetness Scale.

sydthebeat

Snail streaks from venjurs coach to the kettle at half time.....

Neil3030

Peregrine wrote: »

Soon, we'll be rating all backline moves on the Venjur Wetness Scale.

I'm trying to f**king eat, here! :mad:

Peregrine

Neil3030 wrote: »

I'm trying to f**king eat, here! :mad:

Anything good?

durkadurka

Hopefully not fish

Neil3030

Peregrine wrote: »

Anything good?

Just some reheated pasta. Trick is to drench it in olive oil before microwaving to stop it going dry....

drench... dry out...

Ah jesus...

You bastards will pay for this :mad:

Buer

Moist.

pickarooney

Tries have really dried up in this half.

durkadurka

The juices will be flowing any minute now