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    #4802
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    Where is Nina O'Journalist these days.


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    #4803
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    katkin wrote: »
    Another forgotten storyline is Debbie and the Ram moving to Callan, last we saw before their last sabbatical was Debbie telling him she wasnt going, looked like they were breaking up or something. When they reappeared last week no word of it only back to Debbie trying to get rid Rose.

    The Ram is getting far too settled for my liking. He would want to pull his trousers up down and have an affair fairly lively.

    Slim pickings at the moment but Hayley will fill the void for the Spring season I suppose.


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    #4804
    flowerbattle
    Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭flowerbattle


    The Talking Bread wrote: »
    The Ram is getting far too settled for my liking. He would want to pull his trousers up down and have an affair fairly lively.

    Slim pickings at the moment but Hayley will fill the void for the Spring season I suppose.

    Actually you'll find it's The Ram who fills the void


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    #4805
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,544 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    The Talking Bread wrote: »
    The Ram is getting far too settled for my liking. He would want to pull his trousers up down and have an affair fairly lively.

    Slim pickings at the moment but Hayley will fill the void for the Spring season I suppose.

    Maybe he'll give your wan eoin was trying too crack onto a good seeing too in that allotment place ;)


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    #4806
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Maybe he'll give your wan eoin was trying too crack onto a good seeing too in that allotment place ;)

    nah, he will wait until Gripey is steady enough with her before he has her. Knowing Fair City and there "will they, won't they" sh1te, that could be a year or so.


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    #4807
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    He will be lurking around outside McCoys Wednesday night for the "All Womens" pub lock in episode, no doubt.


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    #4808
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,377 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    The Talking Bread wrote: »
    Where is Nina O'Journalist these days.

    Back shortly to do a story about the plan. She's just preparing for it at the moment by doing an applied math course in chaos theory!


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    #4809
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    walshb wrote: »
    Back shortly to do a story about the plan. She's just preparing for it at the moment by doing an applied math course in chaos theory!

    The only person who will be interested in that story is The Artist Formerly Known as The Don. The rest of the town know all about it already.


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    #4810
    Wanderer2010
    Registered Users Posts: 6,740 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    Its an all-women episode this Wednesday, I wonder will Zoe and her sister be joining the lock-in via Skype? :P

    http://www.galapagostravelplanner.com/how-long-should-i-spend-in-the-galapagos-islands/


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    #4811
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,377 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    A great episode for Wednesday to put us all out of misery would be all the women in a lock-in in McCoy's brainstorming on how D fook they can untangle the Plan!


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    #4812
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Is it just me...Everytime I see that cadbury's ad I think poor KT is trapped behind that desk!! ;)


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    #4813
    jos28
    Registered Users Posts: 7,195 ✭✭✭jos28


    walshb wrote: »
    A great episode for Wednesday to put us all out of misery would be all the women in a lock-in in McCoy's brainstorming on how D fook they can untangle the Plan!

    It'd be easier to untangle this

    DSC_0779-1024x685.jpg


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    #4814
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    WikiPlan


    The Plan: A

    Some Facts:

    PART A

    What: The Plan resulted from Niamh finding out The Don had another affair, this time with Howdya Hayley.
    Why: The reason for the Plan was "I want everything". Niamh said this phrase 351 times throughout the course of the Plan's implementation.
    Everything: Yes, everything, except all his property and businesses, so, no, not everything. This has not been addressed of course.
    So What is "Everything" then? A few quid from his Credit Union A/C
    Oh? Yes.........Oh. A reasonablereaction.
    Who? Niamh and local Useless Accountant, Dermissshhhh Fahy........................And many more, in fact half the town, which I will address later.
    Oh?: Again, an apt reaction.
    Why Dermissshhh?: Dermisssshhhh is The Don's accountant with access to his accounts.
    But, why would Dermissshhh, you know, get involved: 1. Dermissshhhh has an adopted son with a life threatening illness that can only be monitored in USA so he went there with Dermmiisssshhh's wife but she hooked up with the doctor caring for Dermmmisssshhh's son, (henceforth called Binjimun) and told him to f£ck off back to Ireland wearing American clothes and talkijg American phrases for the first fortnight.
    But, eh, does that not mean Binjumin will die due to no available care: Sadly, this was never addressed but even saddrt, it doesn't look like it.
    Oh. Yes, indeed.
    So, you were Saying: Yes, well as it happened Dermissshhh himself has found out he has terminal (but not terminal) liver cancer (no surprise since he drinks, like the whole town, every night in a cold beer garden). So he needs money to care for Binjuminnnn and send Zoe, his other brat kid off on crazy holidays after he dies.
    But, eh, where is tjis care going to be provided for Binjuminnn if he has been deported from the States: This is another thing not addressed.
    Oh.
    I guess Dermissshhhhh's wife Jo will take him back to America when he dies, yeah: Haven't a clue, she wasn't even told, besides she doesn't give a sh!te despite spending over a decade fighting for him.
    So, this is why Dermisshh needs the money? Yes.
    So Niamh is not getting everything/it all despite all her mutterings and side looks at the end of so many episodes: No
    Oh.
    HOW: This is something that not even Einstein, Polgar and Hawking could figure out if they sat down together. But, here is a brief breakdown: Niamh will organise a trip to Barcelona for Don to see his miserable Sourpuss daughter Dermissshhhh will be given Power of Attorney when he goes to secure a licence for the Speakeasy.
    A Speakeasy, sorry what? : Oh christ, I beg of you please, please, please don't ask me about that.


    Part B Tomorrow.......


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    #4815
    JP Liz V1
    Registered Users Posts: 86,807 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Spoiler for12/03/2017
    Robbie draws an unsuspecting Paul into a trap, and Niamh finds herself attracted to a stranger. Heather goes missing, and Dean shares his concerns about Troy with Leo.

    Since Troy hasn't being mentioned with years does this mean we're due a visit from him and him going off with Cristiano?
    Is Niamh's new fella, one of Hayley's brothers
    https://forumofgames.com/




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    #4816
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,603 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    JP Liz V1 wrote: »
    Is Niamh's new fella, one of Hayley's brothers

    Haven't a clue!


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    #4817
    BuilderPlumber
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭BuilderPlumber


    walshb wrote: »
    Maybe it is a case of the writers just not having the foggiest clue of what to do...They seem to have gotten lost in it all, and now they don't know how to stop it.....

    Simple: Bobby Ewing shower scene that explains away the past 9-10 months of the KT/Plan shambles.....

    K T wakes up in one shower and Niamh in another, or maybe both in the same shower......

    I remember that 'dream' season of Dallas and watching it on one of those repeats channels a couple of years back. Early on it was Dallas with JR mourning Bobby's 'death' and Sue Ellen becoming an alcoholic again. Then (I guess when they knew Bobby was due to come back and this had to be a dream) they began to use their imagination. The second half of the series was influenced very strongly by James Bond and Indiana Jones.

    The current series of Fair City is very different to earlier ones. While the stories are interesting, things have dragged on a bit too long. In fairness, the Katy thing in the real world could drag on for decades and she would not be as (relatively) well treated either. The Dermot/Paul/Niamh/Jane/Wayne intertangled story should be resolved ASAP. I want to see things backfire on Niamh here as she is enjoying things too much.


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    #4818
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm outta here for a bit ��. It's a sign things have got beyond ridiculous when I can't even comment anymore ....reading back on recent comments most people's heads are melted here !! Fair city writers must be either kids , institutionalised all their lives from the real world , stupid , or taking the piss ! Storylines are beyond nonsense.

    I've more to do with my time than wreck my brain or ask question after question here every day . There is nothing logical , there are no answers . The brighter evenings beckon .
    Enjoy x


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    #4819
    Cormdogg
    Registered Users Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭Cormdogg


    The Talking Bread wrote: »
    Where is Nina O'Journalist these days.

    Giving birth?


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    #4820
    Laois_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    See.....it CAN happen that writers can come along and explain plot holes. In the case of Die Hard, it has taken 29 years

    http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/The-screenwriter-of-Die-Hard-has-finally-cleared-up-a-major-plothole/391043.htm

    So if that's the yardstick, we only have to wait until the year 2046 for the 38 Fair City writers to explain themselves.


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    #4821
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,377 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Cormdogg wrote: »
    Giving birth?

    Now there's a story!


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    #4822
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    "Can Someone Please Explain" is the most pointless way to begin a post on this thread.


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    #4823
    bazermc
    Registered Users Posts: 3,116 ✭✭✭bazermc


    The Talking Bread wrote: »
    "Can Someone Please Explain" is the most pointless way to begin a post on this thread.

    Can someone please explain why you think that is the case :p:p:p:p:p:p


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    #4824
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,377 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm outta here for a bit ��. It's a sign things have got beyond ridiculous when I can't even comment anymore ....reading back on recent comments most people's heads are melted here !! Fair city writers must be either kids , institutionalised all their lives from the real world , stupid , or taking the piss ! Storylines are beyond nonsense.

    I've more to do with my time than wreck my brain or ask question after question here every day . There is nothing logical , there are no answers . The brighter evenings beckon .
    Enjoy x

    I kind of agree. I'd hate FC to become good (like that's ever going to happen) and leave us with little to slag if off for, but at the same time, when it's just ridiculously dumb it can be hard to come up with subtle and creative jibes. So dumb that even intelligent folks can't actually follow it and piece it together...


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    #4825
    nagdefy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭nagdefy


    'Tis awfully quiet around here :confused:

    Says something about silly stagnant storylines.


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    #4826
    Cazale
    Registered Users Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Cazale


    It's like being a satire comedian trying to make a joke about Donald Trump. It's not fun anymore!


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    #4827
    Strazdas
    Registered Users Posts: 18,899 ✭✭✭✭Strazdas


    nagdefy wrote: »
    'Tis awfully quiet around here :confused:

    Says something about silly stagnant storylines.

    They should have ditched that Plan storyline at Christmas when they still had a chance. It's crazy that we're now into March and still talking about it.


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    #4828
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,749 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    It all sounds very sexist for tomorrow with only women featuring on Fair City.

    I might boycott in protest, as there will be no men only episode. It is a soap, and in real life there are men and women, but this soap is ridiculous which is why people watch it.


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    #4829
    nagdefy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭nagdefy


    Hayley has gone from Bettlejuice to a Christmas tree..


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    #4830
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    For Jesus sake enough with the Katie storyline already. :mad:

    How many years are they going to keep it up for? :confused:


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    #4831
    nagdefy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭nagdefy


    How's your dad Robert?


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