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SecretsOfEarth

rustyf81 wrote: »

The most exciting thing about FC at the moment (actually 99% of the time.....) are the names of the characters. The Ram being my absolute favourite.
So, what are we calling the new dude? Jakes brother? Chile Vanilli? I've no creative side so dying to see what you come up with!!

My favourite for him is Christy Ah Now just for the subtlety

youwould

rustyf81 wrote: »

The most exciting thing about FC at the moment (actually 99% of the time.....) are the names of the characters. The Ram being my absolute favourite.
So, what are we calling the new dude? Jakes brother? Chile Vanilli? I've no creative side so dying to see what you come up with!!

Annoying **** is my best effort.

JP Liz V1

Does Ama know Heather is out and has she taken to hiding with Jake

Lemmiwinks86

Anyone know when the KT saga is going to wrap up it is beyond tedious now. And what age is farrah supposed to be?

coolhull

Latest news : ''Medical world astounded by speedy recovery of transplant patient''

Health authorities are flummoxed at the miraculous recovery of a liver transplant patient in Carrigstown General Hospital, Dublin.

The hospital, already world - renowed for its unique policy of having a visitor/patient ratio of fourteen-to-one in the Intensive Care Unit, admitted a middleaged accountant on December 23rd, in 'desperate' need of a new liver.

The patient (identified only as Patient D) was suffering severe bouts of bad temper and occassional stomach cramps, known to medical personnel by the technical term 'Grab-Your-Belly-and- Groan-Softlyitis-Syndrome' (GYBGSS)

During his stay, Patient D was attended round-the-clock by his own personal hepatic consultant, a busty barmaid /babysitter named Jane. and a mysteriously demanding purple-coated 'lady'.

Patient D had languished for an exhaustive seventy two minutes in a private hospital bed when finally a donated liver became available, and was transplanted into his body immediately, without the usual need for pre-op treatment, X-rays, or even the offer of a bed-pan or bowel-relieving vessel.

Astoningly, the patient was able to sit up on his pillows immediately on return from the theatre, and was said to be earnestly discussing a huge business arrangement with his female visitors, a secretive deal known by the code-named ''The PLAN.''

Even more astonishingly, the patient, despite countless treatments of chemotherapy, did not lose a single thread of hair from his head, or indeed any part of his body (''I already peeked, it's all there'', announced a somewhat relieved Jane, grinning mishieviously).

Patient D's personal consultant admitted, ''Not only did he retain his hair after aggresive chemotherapy, but he has also put some considerable effort into growing a beard. It's truly miraculous.''

The Trustees of Carrigstown General has now called on the Health Minister to convene a meeting of world hepatitis specialists to consider this previously unheard-of turn of events.

Said a spokesman for the Trustees, ''The Minister is wasting valuable time bothering his head about trivial things likewinter vomiting cases, shortages of beds, trolley counts, step-down services , and his own naked ambition to lead the country, when, at the end of the day, nothing is as important to the of Health world of medicine as sharing this invaluable hepatic knowledge with all of mankind.''
Asked for a response, the Minister shook his head, scowled, hid his face from the camera, and muttered ''For Jaysis' sake, leave me alone. Christ knows, I've enough to be doin'.'' :eek::eek:

Sephiroth_dude

Lemmiwinks86 wrote: »

Anyone know when the KT saga is going to wrap up it is beyond tedious now. And what age is farrah supposed to be?

Ohh based on tonights events it drag on longer.......herself and love hate are an item now and she'll probably break his heart and he'll stalk her for months on end :rolleyes:

Whatever happened too the Guard women he was suppose too be seeing? :rolleyes: Wasn't he meant too be going to a wedding with her :rolleyes:?

walshb

Lemmiwinks86 wrote: »

Anyone know when the KT saga is going to wrap up it is beyond tedious now. And what age is farrah supposed to be?

Chill out, dude. It's just warming up..

Lemmiwinks86

Isnt she supposed to be gay though? Although anything is possible in fair city? Ya yer wan, the guard asked him to a wedding but he had a "nixers" 🙄😂

Strazdas

The social worker was none other than Lucia Evans, winner of You're A Star in 2006 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6KmFtBO75o

Strazdas

silverlight69 wrote: »

Does Ciaran like Farrah or is he just getting back at Emmett?

It would seem he's trying to get with Farrah just so Emmett sees the two of them together and that they're an item.

flowerbattle

The Parish priest wrote: »

So what improvements would you guys do to FC if you were in charge ? I would drop at least one episode a week and I would stop all the multiple spar, McCoys, Hungry pig scenes in every episode. I would bring in new characters in new locations like maybe a nursing home and a secondary school. Zoe and Ben going to secondary school next year would be a good opportunity to being in a few teacher characters for example.

I'd actually finish a plotline within 3 months, introduce some new families and people, maybe reintroduce some others like Tracey. Have some kind of horrible traffic incident involving the deaths of Leo, Oisin, Paul, Niamh, Charlotte, Rose, and Wayne. Address the fact that Cristiano is actually Brazilian, send him home to Rio and introduce a gay character that isn't a walking stereotype. Wrap up The Plan some way or another and make it end with Katy getting all the money or something like that.

And I'd fix the website.

amtc

I have Niamh's purple coat. Believe me it picks up every hair or piece of dust. I'd say it's costing a fortune in dry cleaning.

I see Judith has still not rung to enquire about her only grandchild. Mind you given that he's disappeared...

It is odd that Cristiano within a week has made life long friends but hasn't yet been seen with Jake. Where is he staying?. Ray who wasn't that devastated about Angela suddenly reveals all to an almost stranger on a park bench.

Foggy Jew

coolhull wrote: »

Latest news : ''Medical world astounded by speedy recovery of transplant patient''

Health authorities are flummoxed at the miraculous recovery of a liver transplant patient in Carrigstown General Hospital, Dublin.

The hospital, already world - renowed for its unique policy of having a visitor/patient ratio of fourteen-to-one in the Intensive Care Unit, admitted a middleaged accountant on December 23rd, in 'desperate' need of a new liver.

The patient (identified only as Patient D) was suffering severe bouts of bad temper and occassional stomach cramps, known to medical personnel by the technical term 'Grab-Your-Belly-and- Groan-Softlyitis-Syndrome' (GYBGSS)

During his stay, Patient D was attended round-the-clock by his own personal hepatic consultant, a busty barmaid /babysitter named Jane. and a mysteriously demanding purple-coated 'lady'.

Patient D had languished for an exhaustive seventy two minutes in a private hospital bed when finally a donated liver became available, and was transplanted into his body immediately, without the usual need for pre-op treatment, X-rays, or even the offer of a bed-pan or bowel-relieving vessel.

Astoningly, the patient was able to sit up on his pillows immediately on return from the theatre, and was said to be earnestly discussing a huge business arrangement with his female visitors, a secretive deal known by the code-named ''The PLAN.''

Even more astonishingly, the patient, despite countless treatments of chemotherapy, did not lose a single thread of hair from his head, or indeed any part of his body (''I already peeked, it's all there'', announced a somewhat relieved Jane, grinning mishieviously).

Patient D's personal consultant admitted, ''Not only did he retain his hair after aggresive chemotherapy, but he has also put some considerable effort into growing a beard. It's truly miraculous.''

The Trustees of Carrigstown General has now called on the Health Minister to convene a meeting of world hepatitis specialists to consider this previously unheard-of turn of events.

Said a spokesman for the Trustees, ''The Minister is wasting valuable time bothering his head about trivial things likewinter vomiting cases, shortages of beds, trolley counts, step-down services , and his own naked ambition to lead the country, when, at the end of the day, nothing is as important to the of Health world of medicine as sharing this invaluable hepatic knowledge with all of mankind.''
Asked for a response, the Minister shook his head, scowled, hid his face from the camera, and muttered ''For Jaysis' sake, leave me alone. Christ knows, I've enough to be doin'.'' :eek::eek:

BRAVO!!!

walshb

Did Dermish get his Uniflu yet?

muggles

If Emmet moves on and finds another girlfriend, is Ciaran going to swipe in and cut his cabbage there too in order to protect them from Emmet? Or is it just Farrah? They're going to be two busy boys going around Carrigstown in the pursuit and protection of women!

I'm really leaning towards the idea that Jane is gonna swipe that cash. Niamh telling her she was stupid wasn't such a good move. Jane ain't that stupid!

Sephiroth_dude

Whats wrong with Dermot? Does he have cancer or what?

walshb

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Whats wrong with Dermot? Does he have cancer or what?

Serious does of the flu, and mild liver cancer. Nothing a new liver and a dose of Uniflu won't cure! Sure the livers are only screaming to get into him.

happyday

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Does Ama know Heather is out and has she taken to hiding with Jake

Heather apologised to Ama and said she hoped they could be friends!

happyday

coolhull wrote: »

Latest news : ''Medical world astounded by speedy recovery of transplant patient''

Health authorities are flummoxed at the miraculous recovery of a liver transplant patient in Carrigstown General Hospital, Dublin.

The hospital, already world - renowed for its unique policy of having a visitor/patient ratio of fourteen-to-one in the Intensive Care Unit, admitted a middleaged accountant on December 23rd, in 'desperate' need of a new liver.

The patient (identified only as Patient D) was suffering severe bouts of bad temper and occassional stomach cramps, known to medical personnel by the technical term 'Grab-Your-Belly-and- Groan-Softlyitis-Syndrome' (GYBGSS)

During his stay, Patient D was attended round-the-clock by his own personal hepatic consultant, a busty barmaid /babysitter named Jane. and a mysteriously demanding purple-coated 'lady'.

Patient D had languished for an exhaustive seventy two minutes in a private hospital bed when finally a donated liver became available, and was transplanted into his body immediately, without the usual need for pre-op treatment, X-rays, or even the offer of a bed-pan or bowel-relieving vessel.

Astoningly, the patient was able to sit up on his pillows immediately on return from the theatre, and was said to be earnestly discussing a huge business arrangement with his female visitors, a secretive deal known by the code-named ''The PLAN.''

Even more astonishingly, the patient, despite countless treatments of chemotherapy, did not lose a single thread of hair from his head, or indeed any part of his body (''I already peeked, it's all there'', announced a somewhat relieved Jane, grinning mishieviously).

Patient D's personal consultant admitted, ''Not only did he retain his hair after aggresive chemotherapy, but he has also put some considerable effort into growing a beard. It's truly miraculous.''

The Trustees of Carrigstown General has now called on the Health Minister to convene a meeting of world hepatitis specialists to consider this previously unheard-of turn of events.

Said a spokesman for the Trustees, ''The Minister is wasting valuable time bothering his head about trivial things likewinter vomiting cases, shortages of beds, trolley counts, step-down services , and his own naked ambition to lead the country, when, at the end of the day, nothing is as important to the of Health world of medicine as sharing this invaluable hepatic knowledge with all of mankind.''
Asked for a response, the Minister shook his head, scowled, hid his face from the camera, and muttered ''For Jaysis' sake, leave me alone. Christ knows, I've enough to be doin'.'' :eek::eek:

One of your best Coolhull! Hilarious.

MG_2013

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Does Ama know Heather is out and has she taken to hiding with Jake

Yeah, Farrah told her, and she bumped into her as well.

dee_mc

I'd love to see Heather trying it on with Emmett and/or Jake just fir the lols but I presume Ciaran will be next on her list to facilitate the spoilers we've had for next week.
Other than that though I think I'm nearly ready for another break from FC, it's making me want to throw things again.

The Talking Bread

happyday wrote: »

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Does Ama know Heather is out and has she taken to hiding with Jake

Heather apologised to Ama and said she hoped they could be friends!

And so they will be! Fair City characters are only antagonistic to those that least deserve such antagonism while the ones that do deserve it, they get on like a house on fire!

walshb

Anyone got the account numbers, oh, and the passwords?

Just want to check in on The Plan....

Thanks.

jippo nolan

coolhull wrote: »

Latest news : ''Medical world astounded by speedy recovery of transplant patient''

Health authorities are flummoxed at the miraculous recovery of a liver transplant patient in Carrigstown General Hospital, Dublin.

The hospital, already world - renowed for its unique policy of having a visitor/patient ratio of fourteen-to-one in the Intensive Care Unit, admitted a middleaged accountant on December 23rd, in 'desperate' need of a new liver.

The patient (identified only as Patient D) was suffering severe bouts of bad temper and occassional stomach cramps, known to medical personnel by the technical term 'Grab-Your-Belly-and- Groan-Softlyitis-Syndrome' (GYBGSS)

During his stay, Patient D was attended round-the-clock by his own personal hepatic consultant, a busty barmaid /babysitter named Jane. and a mysteriously demanding purple-coated 'lady'.

Patient D had languished for an exhaustive seventy two minutes in a private hospital bed when finally a donated liver became available, and was transplanted into his body immediately, without the usual need for pre-op treatment, X-rays, or even the offer of a bed-pan or bowel-relieving vessel.

Astoningly, the patient was able to sit up on his pillows immediately on return from the theatre, and was said to be earnestly discussing a huge business arrangement with his female visitors, a secretive deal known by the code-named ''The PLAN.''

Even more astonishingly, the patient, despite countless treatments of chemotherapy, did not lose a single thread of hair from his head, or indeed any part of his body (''I already peeked, it's all there'', announced a somewhat relieved Jane, grinning mishieviously).

Patient D's personal consultant admitted, ''Not only did he retain his hair after aggresive chemotherapy, but he has also put some considerable effort into growing a beard. It's truly miraculous.''

The Trustees of Carrigstown General has now called on the Health Minister to convene a meeting of world hepatitis specialists to consider this previously unheard-of turn of events.

Said a spokesman for the Trustees, ''The Minister is wasting valuable time bothering his head about trivial things likewinter vomiting cases, shortages of beds, trolley counts, step-down services , and his own naked ambition to lead the country, when, at the end of the day, nothing is as important to the of Health world of medicine as sharing this invaluable hepatic knowledge with all of mankind.''
Asked for a response, the Minister shook his head, scowled, hid his face from the camera, and muttered ''For Jaysis' sake, leave me alone. Christ knows, I've enough to be doin'.'' :eek::eek:

He's nearly well enough to have his " Inspector Gadget" coat re attached!

SecretsOfEarth

walshb wrote: »

Anyone got the account numbers, oh, and the passwords?

Just want to check in on The Plan....

Thanks.

Account No: #12345678910 (make a random combination of that number and you have today's ever-changing balance)
Password: Ruthi3inBarc3lona

Wanderer2010

Has Paul checked his balance yet???

CollyFlower

A young Paul Brennan.....

walshb

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Account No: #12345678910 (make a random combination of that number and you have today's ever-changing balance)
Password: Ruthi3inBarc3lona

Tried that and I was denied. I completely forgot that Niamh installed fingerprint recognition. It also said that the plan had reached its quota on the number of different login attempts. Only 20 users allowed...

Cazale

Nora is like an older version of Amanda.