Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Nody

Old thread here.

PeterTheNinth

I was half way through my post, Joe... Then bang... the thread is gone... I rang the department and they wouldn't speak to me about it.

Atlantic Dawn

Ahoy ahoy so to speak.

Right2Write

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This taxi driver is using pounds in Galway so to speak.

Maybe they still charge in punts - handy enough get a 27% bonus on the other fools charging in €.

Mind you, that would entail bringing the cash to a bank and risk awkward questions from Revenue. Hmm.. you might be better to get the YoYos and stick them in yer pocket.

Fujitsu10

Nice new house we have here ................. great view of the Cemetery from here too

Larbre34

If potential taxi drivers havent the capability to research in advance whether a vehicle they intend to buy will be approved for use as taxi, 6 seater taxi etc, then they deserve to be regulated up the wazoo.

The old stagers are lamenting the times taxis used to be licence to print money, thats all. Everything else has improved the taxi experience for the customer, and thats what matters

Dan Jaman

It's a new thread, it's a new day, and I'm feeling grumpy.
Think I'll call Joe.
It's a disgrace, Joe.

Parchment

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/joe+duffy+1.jpg

snubbleste

Parchment

"Arise cranky elderly people!"

Red Kev

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I was half way through my post, Joe... Then bang... the thread is gone... I rang the department and they wouldn't speak to me about it.

And Joe, the Mods didn't even have the courtesy to give us a "back after dese" at the end of the last thread.

Joe?

Hello?

Hello Joe, can you hear me?...............

signostic

Red Kev wrote: »

And Joe, the Mods didn't even have the courtesy to give us a "back after dese" at the end of the last thread.

Joe?

Hello?

Hello Joe, can you hear me?...............

"as I was saying to your researcher"


"no Joe, you rang me"

ButtersSuki

Wat was going through your head Joe when D'Arcy said "you're not working class anymore though"

somesoldiers

I see Tommy Turnips guest on his chat show last night was none other than RTE star, Ray D'Arcy! I didn't watch it meself Joe but it may be time for another letter to the Irish Times from the lad earlier in the week

A Chairde

Rock Lesnar

the thread might change caller's but the topics of the show remain the same, and they're my topics, that i'm interested in, and i take all points made, as long as i agree with them, so well done to you all and fair play, faaaaair play......so to speak

Red Kev

somesoldiers wrote: »

I see Tommy Turnips guest on his chat show last night was none other than RTE star, Ray D'Arcy! I didn't watch it meself Joe but it may be time for another letter to the Irish Times from the lad earlier in the week

A Chairde

It's very Alan Parsons...Interviewing me, interviewing you, interviewing me.

But more like this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWKS3uUBfv4

I'd rather watch a couple of hours of The Magic Roundabout, Bod and Bagpuss than sit through another night of Ray D'Arcy.

ButtersSuki

Red Kev wrote: »

It's very Alan Parsons...Interviewing me, interviewing you, interviewing me.

But more like this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWKS3uUBfv4

I'd rather watch a couple of hours of The Magic Roundabout, Bod and Bagpuss than sit through another night of Ray D'Arcy.

Alan Parsons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOymHEdiPts

Alan Partridge, so to speak:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuN7kOW7iwo

Atlantic Dawn

Anyone see de Deathlist 2017, poor Gay makes it.

https://deathlist.net/

SEPT 23 1989

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Anyone see de Deathlist 2017, poor Gay makes it.

https://deathlist.net/

his original helper monkey will dedicate a weeks worth of shows if that happens

Atlantic Dawn

Two Day
De 100 people riot on Liffey Street Henry Street, actual footage
De Taxi licences again from yesterday
Lady told to stop flying her drone over heritage areas and near de farms

De riot so to speak (it was in de media a couple weeks back but no footage, here's de jaysus footage)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQZPAsZf6o

Edit, fooking joke, there's no riot footage

sligojoek

American tourists attacked on Steevenseseses day.
Taxis
Drones over heritage sites. Farmers not happy with them flying over their land.

sligojoek

Snap, so to speak.

sligojoek

The first day in a good while that I'll be able to listen the whole show. It's guaranteed to be sh1te, knowing my luck

Atlantic Dawn

The video says thanks to Under Armour for replacing de garment, lol.

Atlantic Dawn

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 9
Joe Shows: 9
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 9
Joe Shows: 9
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

Well done Atlantic, well done!

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Well done Atlantic, well done!

Take a few days off.

vicwatson

"and the cheque I get every year from the taxpayer is this big"

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De riot so to speak (it was in de media a couple weeks back but no footage, here's de jaysus footage)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQZPAsZf6o

Edit, fooking joke, there's no riot footage

Genuine question - are they reading from a script so to speak?

I'm sure something happened but it does seem like there's a large element of exaggeration in their account. I'm not a doctor but if I was set upon by a gang of teenage boys and punched/beaten up for a sustained period of time I'd expect more than one injury which required 4 stitches, esp. one in which both the husband and the wife repeatedly said they feared for their lives and mentioned death/dying.

They seemed very keen to mention the skin colour of their attackers. Trump voters I wonder?

WHOY is there no CCC-CCTV of this incident? Or footage taken on an EYEPhone?

They'll also be gutted to find out that had they managed to get in touch with Joe when this ordeal happened they'd have been dining for free for the duration of their stay, gotten an upgrade in their hotel or moved to a posher one etc. with all the shameless pluggers ringing in to offer their services in exchange for some free advertising. He'd have more to thank than Under Armor for replacing his geansaí then so to speak.

neris

Heard an ad for a new website today.. FiverFriday.ie Wonder will Joe be trying to take some sort of credit for that idea

PeterTheNinth

neris wrote: »

Heard an ad for a new website today.. FiverFriday.ie Wonder will Joe be trying to take some sort of credit for that idea

It's there alright, some sort of shopping site. He wont like that.

Be funny if they put a bootleg copy of Joe's book up there, just to see if it would get a response.

Atlantic Dawn

neris wrote: »

Heard an ad for a new website today.. FiverFriday.ie Wonder will Joe be trying to take some sort of credit for that idea

That's taking de food out of Joe's mouth so to speak :pac:

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

Heard an ad for a new website today.. FiverFriday.ie Wonder will Joe be trying to take some sort of credit for that idea

He either won't be happy, will take all the credit, or will sue or seek some sort of payment for his idea (which it wasn't).

He'll also conveniently forget the original idea as he proposed it was to spend an EXTRA Fyver locally so to speak, not to have all these deals which in reality could reduce your spend.

But hey, don't be wurryin' about de facts and dat.

sligojoek

Maybe the existence of this site is the reason why he didn't do it this year.

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

That's taking de food out of Joe's mouth so to speak :pac:

That's a LOT of food. they must have one of these:

ButtersSuki

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

It's there alright, some sort of shopping site. He wont like that.

Be funny if they put a bootleg copy of Joe's book up there, just to see if it would get a response.

Well his last buke was for sale for €1.49 in Dealz shortly after publication so unless they 4 for €5 I can't imagine it's much of a deal so to speak.

ButtersSuki

He previously praised callers for cyber-squatting and pulling fast ones on companies for this type of behaviour. Bet he'll have a completely different view now that it's remotely connected to him - or more accurately that he feels it is.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Maybe the existence of this site is the reason why he didn't do it this year.

I'm not joking: does anyone think HE'S behind it? Anudder income stream so to speak?

Looks like they spent a good €20 on the website anyway.

Hitchens

I'm surprised he's not broadcasting from "de yung sighentist xavition" today :pac:

sligojoek

Even at €1.49 it's not much of a deal.

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

Heard an ad for a new website today.. FiverFriday.ie Wonder will Joe be trying to take some sort of credit for that idea

What station was the ad on? Serious question.

snubbleste

https://twitter.com/BoruPatrick/status/819864021784494080

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm not joking: does anyone think HE'S behind it? Anudder income stream so to speak?

Looks like they spent a good €20 on the website anyway.

It did cross my mind

PeterTheNinth

It's gas listening to this Muslim lad talking about there being "no room for racism, no room for discrimination" given their own opinions on women and homosexuality..

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

It did cross my mind

Well it would explain how bad it looks so to speak....

It's effcetively a GroupOn type site. A company he's regularly derided so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Bet Joe went to TK Whitaker's funeral to be seen more than anything else so to speak.

batistuta9

What was on yesterday's show?

snubbleste

batistuta9 wrote: »

What was on yesterday's show?

Balance, fairness and topical items, caller.

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

https://twitter.com/BoruPatrick/status/819864021784494080

Well if you have to contact the show by twitter that rules pretty much everyone from this thread out so to speak....great to have free speech isn't it?

ButtersSuki

Dear Diabetes Ireland, don't be confusing Joe wit all dem numbers.

snubbleste

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