Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Atlantic Dawn

T'Day...
"Unusual" teacher story from friday, a folly up from a parent whos 3rd class child has been asked to write to prisoners on death row in USA.
Todays Evening Herdled has an ad requiring a sperm donor.
Online gambling, a mother discovered transactions on her bank account by her son, how can underage children open betting accounts (eh Inspector Duffy they simply use their parents credit/debit card).

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 25
Joe Shows: 25
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

somesoldiers

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Todays Evening Herdled has an ad requiring a sperm donor.
.

it's a lad looking for a woman so he can be the sperm donor so to speak, aren't we all.... just saw the ad on the LL twitter

41 year old male looking to be a sperm donor and co-parent with suitable lady. Willing to pay for IVF and other costs such as child maintenance. Genuine replies only. Willing to travel

neris

somesoldiers wrote: »

it's a lad looking for a woman so he can be the sperm donor so to speak, aren't we all.... just saw the ad on the LL twitter

41 year old male looking to be a sperm donor and co-parent with suitable lady. Willing to pay for IVF and other costs such as child maintenance. Genuine replies only. Willing to travel

In plain english: Gay man wants to father a kid

Jan_de_Bakker

Can we possibly reach the height of Fridays show where Jeffrey Dahmer, Zombies and Hitler were uttered in the same sentence ...


gold.

Red Kev

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He'd have a few pounds on JD? He must be VERY rich then so to speak.....;)




Anyone else notice the amount of callers we've had recently who are still dealing in pounds so to speak? Prob cash dealers like Bbbbertie, with no bank accounts either.

I still say "quid" instead of Euros. I sometimes say "Bob" as well.

Any of ye want to complain I suggest ye dial 1850-715-815. It's Monday, we'll get the week out of it yet. I might mention "Tuam Babies" to trigger Joe, so we get a month of it.


Or maybe we can talk about this..

vicwatson

Wondering if Joe had a good rest over the weekend, no yawning on air please Mr Duffy

somesoldiers

Red Kev wrote: »

I still say "quid" instead of Euros. I sometimes say "Bob" as well.

Any of ye want to complain I suggest ye dial 1850-715-815. It's Monday, we'll get the week out of it yet. I might mention "Tuam Babies" to trigger Joe, so we get a month of it.


Or maybe we can talk about this..

Is that from the book about the pintmen of Dublin reviewed by the LiveLine lovvie's at Christmas. "These guys drank 30 pints a day".. while their families starved no doubt

http://publin.ie/2015/the-pintmen-of-dublin/

Oops69

They're advertising drive time at 140 pm ???, no wonder RTEs selling off the family silver in donnybrook , it's a failing station.

McDermotX

Oops69 wrote: »

They're advertising drive time at 140 pm ???, no wonder RTEs selling off the family silver in donnybrook , it's a failing station.

and here comes one of the main reasons !

Harry Palmr

Throth?

somesoldiers

Pity Gerry Ryan didn't have the blocked nostril disease- might still be with us

Odyssey 2005

Wrong show for a quick rundown caller.

Jan_de_Bakker

somesoldiers wrote: »

Is that from the book about the pintmen of Dublin reviewed by the LiveLine lovvie's at Christmas. "These guys drank 30 pints a day".. while their families starved no doubt

http://publin.ie/2015/the-pintmen-of-dublin/

I was looking for that book online, can't find it for a decent price ..

somesoldiers

The gubberment should pay for every operation no matter where or what the cost

Odyssey 2005

I feel for this lad....but get to the point please.

vicwatson

Nice cheerful topic on a wet cold and windy Monday eh !

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

The gubberment should pay for every operation no matter where or what the cost

A Joectomy can be performed for nothing.

McDermotX

Stop with the big medical wurds caller !

Joe's struggling silently in the background.

somesoldiers

They should kick out other sick kids

Dan Jaman

McDermotX wrote: »

Stop with the big medical wurds caller !

Joe's struggling silently in the background.

He's doing something silently in the background, but I'd rather not think about that.

A Shaved Duck?

I wonder at what point will somebody come on and say "there were loads of managers floating around doing feck all joe... they were resourced out the wazoo"

somesoldiers

Ah JAck & Jill- Joe's inspiration for Chislers of the Rising

Oops69

They didn't cancel the surgery for fun or laziness and really there's no way joe can change that other than milk this story for salacious and heart- rending detail, has JOe any shame ?

Dan Jaman

Jack and Jill, eh?
Maybe they could be doing more if they had some funds donated by buke authors.
Notice Joe blindsided that mention of them.

shamrockvilla

hope the big dope doesn't say "so to speak "

McDermotX

Jesus....this bloke is unlucky.

And no more than when he picked up the phone a bit earlier on.

Oops69

Joe will have the wife on now "and how did you're distended womb feel " , sick bollix .

somesoldiers

830K wow

This?

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/singer-gets-830000-award-over-sex-abuse-137395.html

Dan Jaman

€830K - like a lotto win.
Must have been seriously fecked up.

djemba djemba

Kind regards to Pearl...christ joe you are talking to a child

Atlantic Dawn

96 years of age, a young man.

Fujitsu10

Names being dished out again........ :eek:

PeterTheNinth

96 and he's still at it. Well I spose he's only a young man

Roger_007

96? Wow!

Jan_de_Bakker

How is the insurance industry sustained in Ireland ?

seriously how can people afford to be paying 4k a year on insurance - while same insurance in another EU country is 5-600 ..

somesoldiers

How is he supposed to pay? IS he a millionaire, see another case against him for 900K

vicwatson

Story -

http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/majella-murphy-i-was-told-that-people-like-me-usually-end-up-in-a-lock-up-ward-1.1561751

Atlantic Dawn

somesoldiers wrote: »

How is he supposed to pay? IS he a millionaire, see another case against him for 900K

Maybe he spends all his pension each week on the Lotto and the judge expected him to win at some stage.

neris

Is this about a paedophile or car insurance?

Atlantic Dawn

Does he have any acids?

vicwatson

Absolute bull**** system in this country

Get Trumpo in to sort out the judiciary ! Executive order number 1 - get rid of "concurrent" sentincing

Roger_007

What is the point of a court making an award against someone who doesn't have the money?

Dan Jaman

A pokey little house in Maudlin St isn't going to be worth all that much. Nowhere near what she and the other victim were awarded.
One thing for sure - even when he croaks it and the estate is claimed by the litigants, who'll be paid first, and make sure they're paid first?

The fecking lawyers, that's who.

Surely its just a figure arrived at, without really taking into account what can be paid.
His house might be worth 200k, or less, and he still has to live somewhere.

Like we have to be realistic, this man cannot just magic up this cash for her

An Claidheamh

Fair play to her naming the judge.

This will make you sick: "caring and gentle" paedophile sympathiser.

http://www.nationalist.ie/news/business/155967/Glowing-tributes-to-a--caring.html

neris

A Buddhist teacher

PeterTheNinth

And is Mick Butler a multinational company with public liability insurance?

Mike Guide 69

Right thats my summer hols sorted, Lidl here i slip!!!!!!!

neris

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

And is Mick Butler a multinational company with public liability insurance?

Mick butlers only a young paedo by Joe's standards