Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

PeterTheNinth

He's gone Joe... He'll be down putting a grand on the cartoon horses by the time Joe gets back to him.

djemba djemba

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Cheltenham isn't too far away caller. Keep the "fate", so to speak.

Not long until Radio 1's regular programming is interrupted be a race from Cheltenham is association with Betfair

BPKS

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

If the show triggered something for him, why would he not go to his family? They are going to recognise him from the call anyway. Why would he not go and just talk to them first?

Cant you hear from him that he is in a fairly low place - I doubt he is thinking rationally.

Ally Dick

He can't walk away. He needs to take out a loan to pay his debt. A gambling win will only make his cravings worse

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

it's a lad looking for a woman so he can be the sperm donor so to speak, aren't we all.... just saw the ad on the LL twitter

41 year old male looking to be a sperm donor and co-parent with suitable lady. Willing to pay for IVF and other costs such as child maintenance. Genuine replies only. Willing to travel

Has own Transit van, with comfy mattress in back.

TheHomeService

Ally Dick wrote: »

A win is never a win to a gambler. It makes them feel quids in so that they can gamble again. I had a problem with it ten years ago, but thankfully got out

Well done, that's a great achievement. I recently attended a GA "pinning meeting" (I think they are called) to support an in-law. Bloody hell, it was an eye opening experience.

Jan_de_Bakker

Much better ways to blow €1k

!! nice one RTE ..

Atlantic Dawn

He sounds like a desperado who I wouldn't trust with €2 to go down to the shop and get me a loaf of bread.

somesoldiers

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Please let there be an ad for the Lotto in this slot.

You couldn't make it up!!!!

BPKS

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Please let there be an ad for the Lotto in this slot.

There you go!!

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Please let there be an ad for the Lotto in this slot.

Harry Angstrom

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Please let there be an ad for the Lotto in this slot.

Bingo!

bottlebrush

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Please let there be an ad for the Lotto in this slot.

bingo

PeterTheNinth

Haha lotto ad... in the middle of Duffy's gambling special

A Shaved Duck?

Oh jesus christ... ad for gambling in post office..

Del.Monte

Oh dear - great Ad.

Dia1988

Play Lotto in your local Post Office and get lucky. Lol

Advert just before coming back in air to the gambler

bottlebrush

somesoldiers wrote: »

You couldn't make it up!!!!

you should have taken bets on it

PeterTheNinth

What do you think people ... Gambling... Will D'Arcy be able to help himself?

SEPT 23 1989

he needs a big win not a chat Joe

BPKS

Dia1988 wrote: »

Play Lotto in your local Post Office and get lucky. Lol

They better not close down any more Post Offices. Where are all the auld ones going to buy their Lotto, Euromillions, Monday Millions, Telly Bingo and Scratch Cards after they get their pension.

TheHomeService

Wait for Darcy to row in with his lecture on the subject!

somesoldiers

Ten Pin wrote: »

Could be totally wrong but I call BS, he says he's thinking of doing something he can't undo (albeit not imminently) and Joe takes an ad break...

Gotta pay the 417K somehow

SEPT 23 1989

TheHomeService wrote: »

Wait for Darcy to row in with his lecture on the subject!

2/1 he will mention Spotify by 3.10

PeterTheNinth

Dear god, the Internet for people who have just been born.

pilly

By the lack of posts today do I take it the show was quite boring?

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

Gotta pay the 417K somehow

Well it's been proven many times over that the measly amount of (non-RTÉ) advertising on the show would not pay for Fateen's fees. It would barely pay for his tea, biscuits and cake tbh.

Parchment

I am on a day of Annual Leaf so to speak. Excited to listen to our dark overlord in real time!

ButtersSuki

Parchment wrote: »

I am on a day of Annual Leaf so to speak. Excited to listen to our dark overlord in real time!

Joe: Wood dat be your main holiday caller so to speak, or just a little break-een?








Parchment, I hope for your sake it's a good show! Experience has taught me that when you most look forward to de Lahv Lahn it tends to disappoint the most.....so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Laydeez and gents of de Lahv Lahn Thread, it is with great sadness dat I must declare dat it will be some time again before I can contribute to the thread in anything resembling a meaningful capacity as I'm going to be traveling an awful lot with wurk and dat for de foreseeable future. I'll dip in occasionally (when I can) and try to keep abreast of Fateen's excesses, but I'll be relying on ye to keep de Wurkday Calculator going, and keep Fateen on his toes. It's been fun kids, I'll miss you all (even you Brian Scan), and as De Great Wan wood say himself.......

Keep de Faith. God Bless, well done, well done.

pilly

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Laydeez and gents of de Lahv Lahn Thread, it is with great sadness dat I must declare dat it will be some time again before I can contribute to the thread in anything resembling a meaningful capacity as I'm going to be traveling an awful lot with wurk and dat for de foreseeable future. I'll dip in occasionally (when I can) and try to keep abreast of Fateen's excesses, but I'll be relying on ye to keep de Wurkday Calculator going, and keep Fateen on his toes. It's been fun kids, I'll miss you all (even you Brian Scan), and as De Great Wan wood say himself.......

Keep de Faith. God Bless, well done, well done.

RTE Radio Player caller!!!

sligojoek

Safe travelling BS. God bless. Well done.

ButtersSuki

pilly wrote: »

RTE Radio Player caller!!!

Dat never wurks - sure de last FunnyFryday isn't even on it yet so to speak.

And Joe calls it de RTE Real Player btw caller, because, you know, RTE invented de Real Player so to speak.

djemba djemba

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Laydeez and gents of de Lahv Lahn Thread, it is with great sadness dat I must declare dat it will be some time again before I can contribute to the thread in anything resembling a meaningful capacity as I'm going to be traveling an awful lot with wurk and dat for de foreseeable future. I'll dip in occasionally (when I can) and try to keep abreast of Fateen's excesses, but I'll be relying on ye to keep de Wurkday Calculator going, and keep Fateen on his toes. It's been fun kids, I'll miss you all (even you Brian Scan), and as De Great Wan wood say himself.......

Keep de Faith. God Bless, well done, well done.

Now you look after yourself now petal. Do ya hear me

SEPT 23 1989

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Laydeez and gents of de Lahv Lahn Thread, it is with great sadness dat I must declare dat it will be some time again before I can contribute to the thread in anything resembling a meaningful capacity as I'm going to be traveling an awful lot with wurk and dat for de foreseeable future. I'll dip in occasionally (when I can) and try to keep abreast of Fateen's excesses, but I'll be relying on ye to keep de Wurkday Calculator going, and keep Fateen on his toes. It's been fun kids, I'll miss you all (even you Brian Scan), and as De Great Wan wood say himself.......

Keep de Faith. God Bless, well done, well done.

enjoy the wurtled joshwa tree tour Bono

Mary63

Fair play to you Butterski.

sligojoek

"The new world of online gambling", says Joe.

Where has he been for the last 20 years?

Dan Jaman

djemba djemba wrote: »

Now you look after yourself now petal. Do ya hear me

Sure, he's only a young wan.

Hitchens

Will Joe go near the HSE "jukin' the stats" scandal?

Roger_007

I didn't hear the promo. Was the impending Tesco strike one of the topics (not) going to be discussed?

sligojoek

Hitchens wrote: »

Will Joe go near the HSE "jukin' the stats" scandal?

He mentioned it, and de gambelling.
Therefore there won't be another word about it.

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Laydeez and gents of de Lahv Lahn Thread, it is with great sadness dat I must declare dat it will be some time again before I can contribute to the thread in anything resembling a meaningful capacity as I'm going to be traveling an awful lot with wurk and dat for de foreseeable future. I'll dip in occasionally (when I can) and try to keep abreast of Fateen's excesses, but I'll be relying on ye to keep de Wurkday Calculator going, and keep Fateen on his toes. It's been fun kids, I'll miss you all (even you Brian Scan), and as De Great Wan wood say himself.......

Keep de Faith. God Bless, well done, well done.

sad news indeed Butters....
Any truth in the rumour in Waterford Wispers that you have got a job as a researcher on the program?

bottlebrush

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Laydeez and gents of de Lahv Lahn Thread, it is with great sadness dat I must declare dat it will be some time again before I can contribute to the thread in anything resembling a meaningful capacity as I'm going to be traveling an awful lot with wurk and dat for de foreseeable future. I'll dip in occasionally (when I can) and try to keep abreast of Fateen's excesses, but I'll be relying on ye to keep de Wurkday Calculator going, and keep Fateen on his toes. It's been fun kids, I'll miss you all (even you Brian Scan), and as De Great Wan wood say himself.......

Keep de Faith. God Bless, well done, well done.

don't be giving us that oul guff now!!

ButtersSuki

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

sad news indeed Butters....
Any truth in the rumour in Waterford Wispers that you have got a job as a researcher on the program?

Well I am already a published awtur of note so to speak.....if you count Viz as a publication of note and dat. For all of my contributions to Viz I received the princely sum of €0.00 so to speak.....true story.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Well I am already a published awtur of note so to speak.....if you count Viz as a publication of note and dat. For all of my contributions to Viz I received the princely sum of €0.00 so to speak.....true story.

You'll be rubbing shoulders with the artististic types in Doobalin before you know it.

Oops69

When the injection centres for the unwell get planning permission the lavhline will go into meltdown .

somesoldiers

Jesus- he eats pegs?

Jan_de_Bakker

Another cheerful topic !

Ally Dick

Is Joe not overdue a holiday? I wish he would go for a while. I'm sick of him

SEPT 23 1989

I remember a test for that in school