Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

2smiggy

gambling is not really like crack ...

Dan Jaman

<the drawer slides open>

Roger_007

I'm out......I have to go out to buy my lotto tickets!..........oh wait!

joe6pack

Didn't take too long for death to come

Odyssey 2005

joe6pack wrote: »

Didn't take too long for death to come

Only 10 mins left. Joe will be disappointed

joe6pack

How much is the Euromillions tonight?

somesoldiers

He had a credit card that was a debit card!

somesoldiers

Are there many women gamblers or have they more sense?

joe6pack

This one is very bitter about that chaps inheritence

Odyssey 2005

joe6pack wrote: »

This one is very bitter about that chaps inheritence

Can't really Blaney her. He lost the lot.

Dan Jaman

Used to love the Penny Arcades.
With a bit of piano wire up my sleeve to 'encourage' the pennies off the table.

somesoldiers

I used to be addicted to the Who Wants to be a Millionaire machines

mrsdewinter

I thought Siobhan was fascinating but she simply won't let that poor old man have the floor, will she?

2smiggy

i'm sick of hearing about Siobhan's 'partner' :rolleyes:

Odyssey 2005

Cristy Burke will be on complaining about Joe dissing his son in law.

Odyssey 2005

somesoldiers wrote: »

I used to be addicted to the Who Wants to be a Millionaire machines

Dat you Del Boy

somesoldiers

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Dat you Del Boy

this time next year!

Mena Mitty

somesoldiers wrote: »

Are there many women gamblers or have they more sense?

They tend to fund the poker machines up and down the country...and de bingo.

Fujitsu10

The voluntary contribution.. not very voluntary

pc7

That's lousy

Ally Dick

I was addicted to Kino lotto on Paddy Power. Of all the stupid rigged decks to get hooked on. I was hypnotised by the balls. I initially won big amounts but that was an insidious device to lure me in. Of course I ploughed the winnings in every time....and ended up chasing losses. It's a weird feeling. You win money - yippee I am ahead of myself and have extra money to gamble. You lose money - I must gamble and win my money back

Odyssey 2005

How would there be confusion if you name it correctly.

Dan Jaman

It's a disgrace, Joe.

Odyssey 2005

pc7 wrote: »

That's lousy

Criminal more like

pc7

The child should not have been approached

scargill

I'd go down and sit in the school office until the principal sorted this out. It's a voluntary contribution. Not a tax.

Odyssey 2005

scargill wrote: »

I'd go down and sit in the school office until the principal sorted this out. It's a voluntary contribution. Not a tax.

With a hurley.:(

Hitchens

somesoldiers wrote: »

Are there many women gamblers or have they more sense?

to paraphrase the Big O

"no there are not many
there may not be any ...". :pac:

goose2005

somesoldiers wrote: »

Are there many women gamblers or have they more sense?

women get addicted to the more mindless type of gambling - slots, lotteries, scratchcards etc.

Ally Dick

somesoldiers wrote: »

I used to be addicted to the Who Wants to be a Millionaire machines

I'm afraid that's the wrong answer

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

This is a EXTREMELY flattering photo.

I'm 99%+ certain he was on de show a few years ago, fawning over Joe he was so to speak, said he "listened every day", and dat Joe was "like a fadder to" him. Was priceless, Joe couldn't get rid of him fast enough.

ButtersSuki

Ally Dick wrote: »

I'm afraid that's the wrong answer

Would you like to phone a friend Joe?

Parchment

Did anyone else see the Liveline - Callback show on RTE 1?

I was traumers. It came on when i was visiting my 93 year old nana. She commented on how fat Joe had got.

ButtersSuki

When I think to myself, wat would go well with my amber and black striped GAA jersey, de furst ting I tink dat will match them perfectly is me pink shlacks............


De Elvis impersonator's shtyle is as fashionable as Joe's., and he's nearly got as many chns as Joe too so to speak:

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm 99%+ certain he was on de show a few years ago, fawning over Joe he was so to speak, said he "listened every day", and dat Joe was "like a fadder to" him. Was priceless, Joe couldn't get rid of him fast enough.

Bingo butters. He calls his missus"pricilla' . Mad as a box of frogs.( In the right way). Goes around in a snowstorm in shorts, mam and missus. Could write a book.

SEPT 23 1989

ButtersSuki wrote: »

No County for Old Men

Hitchens

"An automatic driving ban for anyone caught drink driving is among tough new measures Transport Minister Shane Ross intends to impose to reduce the carnage on our roads."

Will Joe fight this dastardly move considering he seems to think that drunk driving is just a bit of 'oul craic?

pilly

Hitchens wrote: »

"An automatic driving ban for anyone caught drink driving is among tough new measures Transport Minister Shane Ross intends to impose to reduce the carnage on our roads."

Will Joe fight this dastardly move considering he seems to think that drunk driving is just a bit of 'oul craic?

Sure how will the poor aul farmers get out for their fill of pints?

ButtersSuki

Has potential for gold if wan of de Healy-Rae's call in, esp. if Joe says to wan of dem "is dat your real accent?" (or maybe it was "is dat your real voyis?") like he did the time BlindBoyBoatClub was on so to speak.............

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De Elvis impersonator's shtyle is as fashionable as Joe's., and he's nearly got as many chns as Joe too so to speak:

He obviously specialises in "Elvis - The Grotesque Years"

PeterTheNinth

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wasn't he singing with Slade or Mud or someone a few years ago?

Hitchens

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Has potential for gold if wan of de Healy-Rae's call in, esp. if Joe says to wan of dem "is dat your real accent?" (or maybe it was "is dat your real voyis?") like he did the time BlindBoyBoatClub was on so to speak.............

Is it de Healy-Rae's or de Healy's-Rae? (I wasn't in school de day dey did dat)

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Has potential for gold if wan of de Healy-Rae's call in, esp. if Joe says to wan of dem "is dat your real accent?" (or maybe it was "is dat your real voyis?") like he did the time BlindBoyBoatClub was on so to speak.............

Not enough tears and hardship in that. He will surely devote the show:) to the HP announcement today. He will milk it to death.

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Has potential for gold if wan of de Healy-Rae's call in, esp. if Joe says to wan of dem "is dat your real accent?" (or maybe it was "is dat your real voyis?") like he did the time BlindBoyBoatClub was on so to speak.............

Not enough tears and hardship in that. He will surely devote the show:) to the HP announcement today. He will milk it to death.

500 fambilies

ButtersSuki

Hitchens wrote: »

Is it de Healy-Rae's or de Healy's-Rae? (I wasn't in school de day dey did dat)

'twood be de Healy-Rae's caller. I duz be as good at d'English as I duz be at de Matty Matticks and dat so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Wan day, Joe will look like dat......if he loses a lot of weight.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

500 fambilies....and dare comboyned salaries are less dan dat of Joe, Tubbs and D'Arcy and dat so to speak

FYP.

SEPT 23 1989

the lists of waiting

lotto hard sell

nepotism in HP

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Has potential for gold if wan of de Healy-Rae's call in, esp. if Joe says to wan of dem "is dat your real accent?" (or maybe it was "is dat your real voyis?") like he did the time BlindBoyBoatClub was on so to speak.............

Not enough tears and hardship in that. He will surely devote the show:) to the HP announcement today. He will milk it to death.

Well done caller.
Families and extended families

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

nepotism in HP

He won't be touching that - too much chance of somebody raising the spectre of nepotism in RTE.