Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Del.Monte

The National Lottery Ad is guaranteed to be on in the next break as it's really been going strong across the waveband today.

Dan Jaman

sideboard wrote: »

It must be really nice to feel that most of you guys could listen to that piece of powerful radio, powerful enough to even move a 'hardened' presenter...and still find time to write (sic) your sick pieces...laugh on guys...

Oh, look, it's a conscience.
You should pop into Montrose.

McDermotX

They force me to do the Lotto Joe !

PeterTheNinth

ah ffs, I thought he was gonna say Topaz were offering you drugs with your fuel.

The checkout machine says:
"Did you get any diesel or petrol or numbers in the Lotto?"

Odyssey 2005

This Crap would put tears on a wedding cake.

Mike Guide 69

Topaz lawyers on line 2 in a sec.........

somesoldiers

Went in to buy a tenners petrol and ended up in Las Vegas penniless

joe6pack

Doesn't Denny O'Brien own the Topaz chain???

2smiggy

sideboard wrote: »

It must be really nice to feel that most of you guys could listen to that piece of powerful radio, powerful enough to even move a 'hardened' presenter...and still find time to write (sic) your sick pieces...laugh on guys...

The 'hardened' presenter was back to normal very very fast wasn't he ...

ThisRegard

In all my years of using Topaz I've never once been offered a scratch card.

Dia1988

I got asked in a shop once did I want a chocolate bar that is on offer.

I could have been a chocoholic FFS!!

ButtersSuki

sideboard wrote: »

It must be really nice to feel that most of you guys could listen to that piece of powerful radio, powerful enough to even move a 'hardened' presenter...and still find time to write (sic) your sick pieces...laugh on guys...

Stick around these parts more than 5 mins and you'll see through the charlatan that is Joe Duffy.


"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Harry Angstrom

Cashier: Would you like to play the lotto?
Customer: No thanks.

How difficult is this?

Odyssey 2005

sideboard wrote: »

It must be really nice to feel that most of you guys could listen to that piece of powerful radio, powerful enough to even move a 'hardened' presenter...and still find time to write (sic) your sick pieces...laugh on guys...

Powerful radio..!.Are you sure we're listening to the same programme??

somesoldiers

When I go in to do the Lotto- they ask me "any petrol"?

PeterTheNinth

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Cashier: Would you like to play the lotto?
Customer: No thanks.

How difficult is this?

But Harry, I have an addiction, son.

McDermotX

Here's the pro now.

Mike Guide 69

Jim Beglin has a head cold here!!!

pc7

Denis your full of sh1t

Rock Lesnar

Checks and Balances everywhere

McDermotX

This guy....


'I have a system'


Famous last words.

Mena Mitty

Stan Ogden would be proud.

Odyssey 2005

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Checks and Balances everywhere

Except rte fees

Harry Angstrom

A professional gambler wouldn't bet every day.

pc7

Wonder is he on the dole

McDermotX

He gets in.....then gets out.

He's the 'Phantom Gambler'.


Or bull****ter.

joe6pack

How is this muppet relevant to a gambling addiction topic???

Dan Jaman

Ok, can we just agree there are buzz gamblers and money gamblers?
Not forgetting the tw4t gamblers.

Odyssey 2005

Kenny Roger's on line 3

2smiggy

Money irrelevant ???

bet with feathers with other losers if it has nothing to do with money. Idiot

pc7

There is no system Denis

wolfe

I remember in a bookies in churchtown in the 90s. it was one of the last in dublin where they had a guy in the shop writing up the prices with marker on a board as they came in over a tannoy system. Punchestown was on and the place was packed.The price of the horse had just been written at 20/1 on the board and as the prices flashed across the t.v it was 7s. of course i lumped on at the board price of 20s thinking i was going to make a fortune when it came in in single figures...........needless to say it fcuking lost.

A Shaved Duck?

This guy is an awful arrogant spoofer...

PeterTheNinth

"This is the point I TRIED to make to Joe... "

Dan Jaman

Oh, gimme some of dat ol' endorphin spirit.

somesoldiers

Because you're not addicted you fool!

jetfiremuck

Got some dog fighting prep work I the background

baldbear

Go on Joe ask for a good tip in the 4 oclock in Carlisle.

vicwatson

Professional gambler man is a clown grrr

McDermotX

They've no discipline.


Spoken like a Gambling Master

Odyssey 2005

You'll only make a fatal mistake once

Fujitsu10

Professional Poker player on the line now..

joe6pack

Can an alcoholic be a whiskey taster?

McDermotX

Oh FFS

Odyssey 2005

A fellow author Joe. Surely you know him.

2smiggy

A Shaved Duck? wrote: »

This guy is an awful arrogant spoofer...

and the professional gambler is arrogant enough too ...

ThisRegard

pc7 wrote: »

There is no system Denis

There is indeed, a Denis system in fact

ButtersSuki

sideboard wrote: »

It must be really nice to feel that most of you guys could listen to that piece of powerful radio, powerful enough to even move a 'hardened' presenter...and still find time to write (sic) your sick pieces...laugh on guys...

Are you aware of the fees the presenter charges?
Are you aware of the tax rate he pays on these (having set up a one man company so he can pay corporation tax on these same fees)?
Are you aware of his utter hypocrisy regarding a wide range of matters but especially re. the publishing of his book in Germany after repeatedly criticising Irish political parties for printing their posters outside of the state?
Are you aware of his shameless plugging of his book, and his constant implication that the profits from same we're going to charity (when they were not)?

Need I go on? Trust me, there's an awful lot more.

Odyssey 2005

Dennis has deep pockets Joe...careful now !

pc7

I've a family member who's had issues with gambling and when it was bad they'd have bet on two spiders on a wall. It's a scourge, the online stuff is terrifying.