Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

PeterTheNinth

Does these really need a poem?

Jan_de_Bakker

Ara JAYSUS !!!!! just switched on ... wtf !!

somesoldiers

If it doesn't rhyme it's not a poem

McDermotX

Would you believe that cost a min of your life to listen to that

Living Off The Splash

He deserves a prize of a weekend away. It's so good.

Dia1988

That was ****e!

Get him off the air Joe!

TheHomeService

Such a shame there are no other Petrol Stations available in the country.

MmmChocolate

Here's a poem for you Ciaran:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck off with your poem.

Right2Write

Roger_007 wrote: »

I don't think he will be winning the Nobel prize for literature!

Dire stuff.

Ally Dick

If that's a poem, my @rse is a banjo

shamrockvilla

For wooooking class area read non wooooking class area

A Shaved Duck?

Businesses in trying to sell goods shocker!

Roger_007

Ally Dick wrote: »

If that's a poem, my @rse is a banjo

Do you have trouble getting trousers to fit?:D

TheHomeService

"Were you verbally asked", askes our hero.

No, it was through the medium of interpretive dance!

Dia1988

********BREAKING NEW!!!!********


Elderly woman in Cork nods her head to refuse playing the Lotto

2smiggy

whoy are we discussing the stupidity of people who can't follow instructions on scratch cards

SEPT 23 1989

500k a year folks

Living Off The Splash

I understand what he is saying. Caller speak s-l-o-w-l-y....

Dan Jaman

I wonder how many prizes the organisers wriggle out of paying because of out-of-date slitheriness.

somesoldiers

I do believe the Lotto are baiting eejits with all the crap they now have on the website where you check the numbers....spin and win crap

Oops69

Most pointless show in liveline history .

Living Off The Splash

2.16.

TheHomeService

FFS Duffy, even by your low standards, this is some pile of steaming sh1te.

Dan Jaman

An anomaly
Da da darada

Roger_007

I can't stand the "all old people are stupid" line!

somesoldiers

Joe must have found an out of date scratch card with 3 stars on down the back of the chaise longe

2smiggy

well the lotto is a tax on the stupid

TheHomeService

Only relevant question is, when did the lady buy the ticket, and when did she try to claim her prize.

PeterTheNinth

I wonder what the lottery did on Duffy. Seems to be another one of his personal revenge missions here. Not giving any sort of balance at all.

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

Joe must have found an out of date scratch card with 3 stars on down the back of the chaise longe

One of the twins or his cleaning staff got stitched.

McDermotX

Two Dairy Milk !

La-de-dah Duffy

SEPT 23 1989

he has some neck slagging off companies contributing to his wages

The Parish Priest.

Why does Duffy have such an agenda against the lotto ?

Dia1988

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I wonder what the lottery did on Duffy. Seems to be another one of his personal revenge missions here. Not giving any sort of balance at all.

Marty Whelan must not have bowed down to him while Joe was marching through Montrose!

Dan Jaman

Joe carefully not biting the hand that feeds him.

Right2Write

Leaving aside the undoubted slitheriness of the Lotto people, what's wrong with the elderly people enjoying a wee flutter on scratch cards/ Lotto? People are there to be exploited and that's the Lottos job. People who buy these products obviously don't object too much, so no problem.

2smiggy

some laugh if they withdraw the advertising , seems this is only dawning on Duffy now ...

Roger_007

Getting a leaflet in you letter box is 'direct communication' imo.

Atlantic Dawn

Why did you not cross Lloyd's Pharmacy?

Right2Write

2smiggy wrote: »

some laugh if they withdraw the advertising , seems this is only dawning on Duffy now ...

No way, that advertising is GOLD to the Lotto.

Mike Guide 69

"Liveline, the bank for Joe"

TheHomeService

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Why did you not cross Lloyd's Pharmacy?

Great point!

Dan Jaman

Right2Write wrote: »

Leaving aside the undoubted slitheriness of the Lotto people, what's wrong with the elderly people enjoying a wee flutter on scratch cards/ Lotto? People are there to be exploited and that's the Lottos job. People who buy these products obviously don't object too much, so no problem.

I don't see much wrong with it, but some people have a real habit, where they spend every spare penny on it. That's a problem, in my book.
Still, at least the pensioners aren't mugging people for their i-Prunes in the street to get cash for their habit.

TheHomeService

Marie sounds cast down, so to speak.

Atlantic Dawn

Topaz have or had some kind of game you can play with reward points, is that de gambling too? They should have a game where for €1 extra you can gamble to win your fuel for free.

Mike Guide 69

"Ma ,im hungover..."

Atlantic Dawn

Back in my day the voluntary contribution was £20.

Roger_007

"She's cast down, Joe"

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Topaz have or had some kind of game you can play with reward points, is that de gambling too? They should have a game where for €1 extra you can gamble to win your fuel for free.

Now, that's a game I'd probably buy a ticket for.

I'd be on the phone to Joe in a couple of years.
"Joe, they started by offering me free fuel, and now I'm broke."

Jan_de_Bakker

Since when are mocks official ?
back in my day the school just did their own mocks - free ..