Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

2smiggy

perhaps someone should warn Louise about the dangers of smoking 60 benson and hedges a day

joe6pack

I'd say you'd get some odds on Redrum winning anything

bigroad

This one sounds like the local pub queen.

Del.Monte

Bartender?

Mena Mitty

Now the bookie sitting at the end of the bar with his 'book' is part of our culture so to speak.

djemba djemba

It must be great to be a regulator in this country.

Harry Angstrom

What are the odds of a gambler going on to become an addict? 6/4 Joe.

Dan Jaman

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Now the bookie sitting at the end of the bar with his 'book' is part of our culture so to speak.

In the pubs and restaurants Joe frequents these days, there's none of that.
Or so he thinks - odds on there's somebody who will facilitate a wager for discerning punters.

sligojoek

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Now the bookie sitting at the end of the bar with his 'book' is part of our culture so to speak.

It has my local ruined. Everyone studying form on their phones and the bar staff on the phone to the bookies more often than pulling pints

Odyssey 2005

I was driving today and listening to Duffy not listening to his first two callers. Jesus hes a real thick. Anyway with regards to betting in publs it's been happening for years. I am at present in a boozer in castlegregory and the Barman is taking more in on bets than he is selling beer.
A great little country.

Odyssey 2005

Dia1988 wrote: »

Omg, Did Joe just say that?..........Solder the posts back on?

Id say if it was Joes Jaag the firefighters would have dragged the girl out of it by the hair!

He's wouldn't have stopped to help.

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 29
Joe Shows: 29
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

sligojoek

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 29
Joe Shows: 29
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

That will all change when the stretch in the evenings get longer.

thesandeman

sligojoek wrote: »

That will all change when the stretch in the evenings get longer.

Yep. Won't be long until he needs a bit of chinshine.

Red Kev

sligojoek wrote: »

That will all change when the stretch in the evenings get longer.

I think the 2002 vintage Champagnes (one of the best years in the past half century BTW) will be getting decanted in various hosteleries around France this Spring as it'll be 14-15 years since bottling, so expect our hero to make his way over there from the end of this month, when Aer Lingus start to fly to Bordeaux again after the winter break.

This is the one to go for BTW, especially if you intend placing it in the cellar. The price? At over a grand it's half a fcuking days wages.

http://www.millesima.ie/champagne-dom-perignon-vintage-2002.html?sku=17444

ButtersSuki

Red Kev wrote: »

I think the 2002 vintage Champagnes (one of the best years in the past half century BTW) will be getting decanted in various hosteleries around France this Spring as it'll be 14-15 years since bottling, so expect our hero to make his way over there from the end of this month, when Aer Lingus start to fly to Bordeaux again after the winter break.

This is the one to go for BTW, especially if you intend placing it in the cellar. The price? At over a grand it's half a fcuking days wages hour's fees.

http://www.millesima.ie/champagne-dom-perignon-vintage-2002.html?sku=17444

FYP.

honeybear

Wayne on Fair City just mentioned he might ring Joe Duffy!!!

sligojoek

Not even FC is immune for RTEs shameless self promotion any more.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Not even FC is immune for RTEs shameless self promotion any more.

If Joe hears that he'll be looking for royalties for use of his name.

sligojoek

Coolhull posted this in the FC thread.

Monday afternoon, 1.45 ---Wayne dials a number.................

Talk to Joe on 1850 715 815


Joe : ''And we 'ave a caller on Line 2, it's Wayne is it? Go ahead, yer thru to Joe''

Wayne : ''Hello, Joe. First I want to to tell you how much I enjoy your show.''

Joe : ''Sure a course yeh do, everyone do be likin' de Liveline. But tell me, wha' can I do for yeh'?

Wayne : ''Well, Joe, it's like this. Yesterday my landlady's husband burst through my door, and said the house is for sale, and we're to clean it up in case someone wants to view it''

Joe : ''I see, I see, I see. Just remember, Wayne, dere's to be no names mentioned, mind. Are yeh tellin' me he entered yer house, not even invited? Of a Sunday?''

Wayne : ''Yes Joe, uninvited, on a Sunday evening. Frightened the shi..eh, the sugar out of my wife, and she's just a harmless, quiet little woman, Joe. I want to know is there anything I can do? Have you any advice?''

JOE : ''Well, Wayne, the first piece of advice I 'ave is to lock de door behind yiz so people can't burst in on top of yiz. Yeh should reely try dat first.''

Wayne : '' God, Joe, that's great advice. Lock the door, eh? God, I would never have thought of that. I'll tell my neighbours too. They have the same kind of trouble sometimes, Joe, That's a very handy thing to know, Joe.''

Joe : '' 'Tis. 'Tis. 'Tis. But tell me, do yeh know dis landlord fella pers'nally?''

Wayne : ''I do, Joe. For a few weeks there I had a job driving him and his son in a limousine from his house to the burger place three doors down for business meetings. I had to wear my chauffeur's hat, even. That's unfair, Joe, isn't it?''

Joe : ''A'course, a'course, a'course 'tis unfair. But first, tell me, Wayne, have yeh a radio on in the background? I can hear a lot of interference. Is there a pack of big dogs howling'at the moon or sumthin'?''

Wayne : ''No, Joe, that's the wife sobbing quietly.''

Joe : Good 'eavens! And dat's how she sobs quietly?''

Wayne : ''You should hear her when she really gets going. And, Joe, I have to live with her. I remember one time Joe ,when the young fella was in hospital with a sore throat and she................''

Joe : ''Sorry Wayne,we have to leave it dere I'm afraid. The sound engineer, Ken has to go to A and E, he's after takin' a bit of a turn. But I hope youse come to some agreement with yer man. We'll see wha' we can do for yiz.
God Bless...... Back again tomorrow at 1.45.
Ray D'arcy is next.............''

Joe forgets he's still on air and his microphone is still on :

''Jaysus lads, did youse hear that fcukin' racket? Me ears are still ringin'. Are Ken's ears still bleedin'? Dat's unnatural wailin', so it is. She must be afcukin banshee......
Wha'? Wha'? Still on air? Oh, sh1111! Sh111t!''

The Live Line stays stays open till three-fifteen . 1850 715 815......

thesandeman

^
Fake News.
Joe would never cut off somebody who has a young fella in hosbital.

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 30
Joe Shows: 29
No Show Joe Shows: 1
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 1
AN Udder Shows: 0

Red Fred

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 30
Joe Shows: 29
No Show Joe Shows: 1
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 1
AN Udder Shows: 0

Mid-term break so to speak?

Red Kev

Red Fred wrote: »

Mid-term break so to speak?

I refer to my post from Friday....

Red Kev wrote: »

I think the 2002 vintage Champagnes (one of the best years in the past half century BTW) will be getting decanted in various hosteleries around France this Spring as it'll be 14-15 years since bottling, so expect our hero to make his way over there from the end of this month, when Aer Lingus start to fly to Bordeaux again after the winter break.

This is the one to go for BTW, especially if you intend placing it in the cellar. The price? At over a grand it's half a fcuking days wages.

http://www.millesima.ie/champagne-dom-perignon-vintage-2002.html?sku=17444

Joe must have programmed the LL studio to literally go into meltdown at 12.40 today. Some serious technical issues on our Ray-D-Joe, so to speak.

somesoldiers

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 30
Joe Shows: 29
No Show Joe Shows: 1
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 1
AN Udder Shows: 0

I'd say he will be a no-show all week, sure what would be the point of coming in for a 4 dayer. He did well to last that long without a little breakeen though

Dan Jaman

Yay; first of the NO-Joe Day Shows.
The Bould Damo presiding, with all the Massey-Ferguson information you could shake a stick at.

Oops69

No way the Mc cabe scandal will be mentioned , Damo wouldn't have a notion where to start , I'm sure he'll start with a scam/ rural crime or a disease / autism/ cf , something safe !

2smiggy

surely the late late show will be a big part of today's show ?

Oops69

somesoldiers wrote: »

I'd say he will be a no-show all week, sure what would be the point of coming in for a 4 dayer. He did well to last that long without a little breakeen though

If there are any avalanches in the alps for the next week ,Joe'll be the cause .

Odyssey 2005

He lived beside his neighbors.....that's novel

McDermotX

Neighbors

Bastards the lot of them.

Atlantic Dawn

What colour were the neighbours?

Dan Jaman

Neighbour from Hell.
I hope I'm not that person
Luckily, my neighbours are quite tolerant and I don't go out of my way to be a nuisance.

somesoldiers

Council House scum ( I grew up in a council estate btw)

Dan Jaman

Did he fix your window?
No, did he feck.

joe6pack

Where's Joe?

McDermotX

Hate the way this fella repeats the questions asked him.

Atlantic Dawn

Did you buy Sea Sea Sea Tea Tea Vee?

TheHomeService

What decade did these things happen?

Odyssey 2005

How long ago was this....and why is it relevant??

BPKS

Whoy did he thrown the wife out?

Dan Jaman

joe6pack wrote: »

Where's Joe?

Probably got his feet up somewhere in the sun, after a gruelling five weeks of part-time wurke.

Odyssey 2005

joe6pack wrote: »

Where's Joe?

Using up the bit of verukas holiday he had to give up in order to save kennys hole.:P

lawlolawl

This is why "social housing" is a terrible idea.

Stick them all in the one place away from normal people.

TheHomeService

Mention of Lugs Brannigan in 3,2,1 ....

Atlantic Dawn

Whoy didn't he do something constructive like throw a fake real looking pipe bomb in to their driveway?

PeterTheNinth

Did you ring the guards?

Yeah, and they got Tusla to set up a file on the father saying that he was a sex offender. Then they arrested him.

2smiggy

is there any current , relevant topics to discuss going on in the country at the moment

Oops69

Of course the guards will do nothing about stuff like this, they're too busy bitching and backstabbing each other and renovating their rental properties.

TheHomeService

Local TD will have been Joe's pal Charlie O'Connor, I bet.