Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

buried

"There is huge outrage" - yeah from this gadge and nobody else

Atlantic Dawn

Could they not have the best dog from Harolds Cross race the best dog from Shelbourne Park and the winning dog gets to keep their stadium open?

Dan Jaman

GOBAS - sounds like an infectious disease.

McDermotX

No full time workers in other words.


Part-time operation. Moving on.

Odyssey 2005

At the risk of being shot



Jaysus but you'd miss Duffy.

Roger_007

Let me be Frank!

Mike Guide 69

Wife named, she's scarlett!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

How does he know the caller was a young gentleman?

buried

This guy will take all f**king night to tell this story

manodepeeple

Eh, this was done before on Lahvlahn - and recently too, no?

Odyssey 2005

So you answered the question. Dope

joe6pack

Hang up...bingo

BPKS

Frank, that was a massive waste of a call

Jan_de_Bakker

Why are LL avoiding the whole Tusla thing ?

TheHomeService

Jesus, today is the day for mind-numbingly boring calls.

Atlantic Dawn

Neil Diamond really takes the piss out of RTÉ's Live Music Updates.

Odyssey 2005

D'Omen clearing Duffy's cluttered desk it seems.

Jan_de_Bakker

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

How does he know the caller was a young gentleman?

Well remember the demographics here, young is <80 ...

:P

Atlantic Dawn

Fiddler on the roof so to speak.

Dan Jaman

A teenager in his 20s.

Atlantic Dawn

If a neighbour of mine was throwing pebbles up on my roof there would be a large rock going through their window the following night.

McDermotX

A teenager in his 20s, and a 70year old in his 80s throwing pebbles ?

2smiggy

this is strange to say the least ....

Odyssey 2005

A 70 year old.

2smiggy

did they send him any erotic literature ?

Dan Jaman

"Guard, a neighbour was tossing off in front of my house."

Odyssey 2005

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

If a neighbour of mine was throwing pebbles up on my roof there would be a large rock going through their window the following night.

Attached to a molitif cocktail :eek:

Mike Guide 69

Think this fella is easy prey for some reason......

manodepeeple

"So we run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we save two hundred pounds a year"

wolfe

the guard didnt take much interest................now theres a surprise

McDermotX

Up all night throwing pebbles ??

WTF

2smiggy

is this a wind up ?

Jan_de_Bakker

again ... some sub human scum out there.

I live in Spain , we just don't have scum like that here.

Spain doesn't have a benefit system.

PauloMN

"Hi Joan"
"Hi Joan"

Great start to that call!

TheHomeService

"The Lamb would be going off"

Atlantic Dawn

Probably a cheap ass alarm.

Jan_de_Bakker

McDermotX wrote: »

A teenager in his 20s, and a 70year old in his 80s throwing pebbles ?

:

That just cracked me up !!

Atlantic Dawn

Some people have all de luck.

Dan Jaman

TheHomeService wrote: »

"The Lamb would be going off"

Should have got the book about how to silence them.

Atlantic Dawn

If they knock your wall down with their cars you then rebuild the wall with RSJ's going through it, no car will be going through that with the occupants surviving.

Mike Guide 69

Ya Ya!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

Gaz E Bow.

manodepeeple

"This is a piece of advice my father gave to me, and it refers not only to lagging but all forms of insulation, he said "don't ever" no wait it was "always" no wait it was "never, never" oh wait i've forgotten, what's your favourite humming noise? Would it mmmmm-mm or would it be mm-mmmmm? The first is a fridge humming and the second is a man humming, you'd never hear a woman humming, I knew a woman once, but she died soon after. . . ."

- Father Purcell (or yer man on Lahvlahn now; not sure)

PauloMN

I can't understand that girl at all....

Atlantic Dawn

Your......back garden is on fire....

Odyssey 2005

Back garden on fire...

Dan Jaman

The Burning Gazebos of Meath.

Odyssey 2005

Mouth full of marbles

Atlantic Dawn

Does she know the address of the people doing the damage? If she does direct strike back on them.

PauloMN

End house is asking for trouble, esp if it backs on to a "different" estate.