Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

TheHomeService

Darcy preparing to tell us about the Rugby, what Jenny said, and what is in the Irish Times today.

Red Kev

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 30
Joe Shows: 29
No Show like a No Show Joe Show Shows: 1
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 1
AN Udder Shows: 0

Fixed dat for de lizzners of dah Lahvlaine.

goose2005

2smiggy wrote: »

Very funny with all the talk of the evils of gambling last week, now the topic to keep open a gambling track ... :pac:

are you suggesting that greyhound racing is not a legitimate sport and that a greyhound track is basically an elaborate roulette wheel? :eek:

Roger_007

goose2005 wrote: »

are you suggesting that greyhound racing is not a legitimate sport and that a greyhound track is basically an elaborate roulette wheel? :eek:

That is the most accurate description of de doggy racing I've ever heard.;)

liam7831

Was U Ormond off today with Joe ?

leath_dub

"Donegal Tuesday" in Galway today. Surely Joe won't let this momentous occasion pass without comment?

pilly

leath_dub wrote: »

"Donegal Tuesday" in Galway today. Surely Joe won't let this momentous occasion pass without comment?

What???

leath_dub

https://www.joe.ie/news/pics-donegal-tuesday-galway-queues-already-massive/577679

sligojoek

Kinda like Rag Week. People wear Donegal jerseys and get pissed early in the day.

A disgrace, basically.

somesoldiers

pilly wrote: »

What???

we have a report on what an abomination it is in the LL every year, then we never hear another thing about it until next year

TheHomeService

leath_dub wrote: »

"Donegal Tuesday" in Galway today. Surely Joe won't let this momentous occasion pass without comment?

Bound to be some talk of the Stardust Tragedy, and a mention of De Noyek's Disaster!

djemba djemba

The news keeps mentioning a valentines day poem that was found or something. I imagine this will be the hot topic for the Liveline today

Oops69

Damien will be bricking himself for the next week in case there's any breaking news from the Dail during his hour ,he'll have to step up the game from talking about headage payments ,milk quotas and some prearranged scam / rural crime story on the lavhline

TheHomeService

Oops69 wrote: »

Damien will be bricking himself for the next week in case there's any breaking news from the Dail during his hour ,he'll have to step up the game from talking about headage payments ,milk quotas and some prearranged scam / rural crime story on the lavhline

I think our Glorious Leader is back today, so to speak.

Oops69

TheHomeService wrote: »

I think our Glorious Leader is back today, so to speak.

Phew,We're guaranteed quality impartial coverage so ....lol!

PeterTheNinth

Joe will want to avoid all talk of policing, Maurice McCabe... So wait for the first topic.... "Joe, twenty five years ago I got a letter from Telecom Eireann saying that it was going to take two months to get a phone line put in... And Joe, it's just not good enough".

TheHomeService

Quelle surprise.

Duffy on problems within FG.

2smiggy

oh Joe will like this, some FG in fighting !!

PeterTheNinth

we have Brutus on line one.

TheHomeService

A Telly Pole on Leo or Simon?

Dan Jaman

Duffy acting as a conduit for unrest within FG.
Surprised, not.

PeterTheNinth

Honestly, what is Liveline doing facilitating this self serving w*nker.

2smiggy

your in a minority government you tool

Roger_007

Brian is phoning 'of his own volition'?
It must be unusual for callers to phone in uninvited, so to speak!

constitutionus

knives out for Enda.

LOVED joes opening line though :" you rang of your own volition"

like theres a lahvline press gang wandering the country going "call joe now if ya know whats good for ya "

Dan Jaman

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

Joe will want to avoid all talk of policing, Maurice McCabe... So wait for the first topic.... "Joe, twenty five years ago I got a letter from Telecom Eireann saying that it was going to take two months to get a phone line put in... And Joe, it's just not good enough".

Two months? Must have been on the express list, then.

Oops69

He's terrified of loosing his seat ,small - minded moron .

Roger_007

Is this a party political broadcast?

TheHomeService

Will this get an airing?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/huge-garda-operation-at-traveller-funeral-after-murder-threat-35450448.html

Del.Monte

This guy is either a stalking horse or a gob****e - possibly both - but I reckon he's got a short shelf life in FG.

PeterTheNinth

Cartel... hah. Joe usually jumps down the throat of a caller when they utter that particular word.

shanemkelly

We've a future "Minister for Non-completion of Sentences" here.

Dan Jaman

Joe not missing a chance to get the boot in, in the spirit of 'impartiality' of course.

Oops69

Catherine Zap-pony , is there any name he can't fcuk up ?

TheHomeService

Oops69 wrote: »

Catherine Zap-pony , is there any name he can't fcuk up ?

No.

constitutionus

Oops69 wrote: »

He's terrified of loosing his seat ,small - minded moron .

well in fairness none of these fookers could earn 100k a year plus expenses doing anything else.

half these lads arent qualifed to flip burgers.

Fujitsu10

20 years and your out.............. that would be a good idea in RTE too, don't you think??

2smiggy

of of of , ya ya , of of

i hope this fellow doesn't have to speak in public much

buried

This lad is dying to get his snout in the trough

Fujitsu10

Saint Enda........... give us a break missus......

constitutionus

backing leo.

what a fooking surprise. no wonder he's on RTE, half them have a massive hard on for him too.

they'll be gutted when simon gets the gig as he's the one Suds and Co want.

arselicking bint on now to praise the "glorious leader".

2smiggy

PeterTheNinth

Well if he didn't know her before, he certainly knows her now..

This has a bit of potential. This woman is lining herself up as Katherine Zappone's replacement.

Del.Monte

Another bleeding forrreinnner...:D

TheHomeService

The only good thing about Joe's choice of subject for today, is that we will hear caller mangle Leo Varadkar's name:

Vadakar,
Vradker,
Viradoker.

baldbear

I met this lad in Csstlebar one night 3 pints in each hand & he told me that Enda Kenny is the most honest man on the Whest

2smiggy

the young turk challenging the old ruler

buried

"stability" in a land where nobody trusts the police

PeterTheNinth

Getting all of Joe's opinions on the topic now. When he wouldn't allow anybody else to speak about it all week.

constitutionus

2smiggy wrote: »

the young turk challenging the old ruler

thought Vlad was half indian ?