Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

I've been a muff diver for many a year.
And I've spent all my money on muff diving gear.
The goggles, the snorkel, the muff diving tank.
If I'm not out muff diving, I'm havin a w**k.

Walk.

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 34
Joe Shows: 33
No Show Joe Shows: 1
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 1
AN Udder Shows: 0

Atlantic Dawn

From over a year ago talking to Joe about a road rage incident, fully relevant to today so to speak.

somesoldiers

My driving nightmare- get a dash cam and join the Dash Cam thread on boards- no use without the recording

Atlantic Dawn

What colour was his car?

Fujitsu10

Tears after 5 mins,, well done Joe.

Dan Jaman

Stop interrupting her, Joe.
We know you love the sound of your own voice.

statto25

5 mins in.... Tears.... Must be a new Joe record

2smiggy

why is this on the radio ? a year later

Red Kev

4 minutes in and tears...

Happy Friday Joe, that'll make his weekend.

somesoldiers

171 D 51551

this woman sounds a bit unhinged

Dan Jaman

Psycho driver, should be put off the road, permanently.

SEPT 23 1989

was the thug diving a "van"

Oops69

She does need help , but not from joe on national Radio.

The Parish Priest.

This woman is very dramatic isn't she ?

PauloMN

Deleted User wrote: »

this woman sounds a bit unhinged

Why, cause she's upset about some out of control loonie trying to get her out of the car?

Floppybits

The red mist.

Red Kev

Deleted User wrote: »

this woman sounds a bit unhinged

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

I'm not joking, stuff like that can stay with you all your life. Therapy can help.

buried

Joe would be bad at reporting reg numbers alright, reporting 2013 as 213 for example

Atlantic Dawn

Clunk click every trip, so to speak.

sligojoek

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Psycho driver, should be put off the road, permanently.

Yeah. I wouldn't leave her in charge of a buggy.

somesoldiers

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

was the thug diving a "van"

likely- sick of bloody vans driving up my ar$e on the motorway when I am overtaking. Lads we are delighted ye have a bit of work after years of scratching your holes but please slow down

2smiggy

Wonder how much of this is exaggerated ?

Dan Jaman

Should have plugged the fecker.

Atlantic Dawn

A haircut and a can of coke that's me final offer.

deathtocaptcha

so caller locked the doors and wouldn't get out to confront a psycho but expected the driver behind to get out and confront him? :rolleyes:

Red Kev

Pay a fine. Well done the judge.

Yer man needs to go down to the local Golf Club and attack someone down there, a good mate of the judge. Only then will he do a bit of time. It's fcuking ridiculous.

PauloMN

"Janey Mac".... good man Joe, haven't heard that since I was 5.

Jan_de_Bakker

Sounds like a right scumbag ...

somesoldiers

Nice 1,000 toward some charidee fatcat's wages

ebbsy

Pity nobody helped her - I would have given yer man a good hiding.

sligojoek

buried wrote: »

Joe would be bad at reporting reg numbers alright, reporting 2013 as 213 for example

2-131-D-1234

Oops69

"The guards are wonderful" , couldn't be less appropriate at the end of this week in all fairness

Dan Jaman

Aha; a thinly-disguised, "Guards are Wonderful" PR schtick.
Probably put up to it by one of Joe's ex-Gardai pals.

bigroad

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Sounds like a right scumbag ...

That's Rte fault for employing him.

PauloMN

PauloMN wrote: »

Why, cause she's upset about some out of control loonie trying to get her out of the car?

Yes, one year later....didnt happen yesterday.
She needs to move on

Red Kev

Guards are wonderful Joe........except when they try to stop the gougers on Henry St. and Moore St. for flogging contrabrand, as you can't be going after criminal gangs salt of the earth Dublin street traders.

Dan Jaman

ebbsy wrote: »

Pity nobody helped her - I would have given yer man a good hiding.

We don't know if the guy who pulled up in the van was in any way capable of helping.

Atlantic Dawn

Tescozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bray blacking up de zebra crossing so to speak...

TESCO IRELAND HAS said it painted over a pedestrian crossing at its Bray superstore, during a strike, over safety concerns.

Tesco responded to criticism about the removal of the pedestrian crossing, stating that “safety of our colleagues and customers is our utmost priority”.

http://www.thejournal.ie/tesco-pedestrian-crossing-safety-3245087-Feb2017/

SEPT 23 1989

to look after your child for their whole life and then that happens to you

faceless unsackable b@stards:mad:

somesoldiers

Was it the same faeces the three times so to speak?

Atlantic Dawn

Red Kev wrote: »

Guards are wonderful Joe........except when they try to stop the gougers on Henry St. and Moore St. for flogging contrabrand, as you can't be going after criminal gangs salt of the earth Dublin street traders.

I was only selling de 8 sleeves o'smokes a week Joe, I was using the money to buy sugar sandwiches for de kids.

Floppybits

Dan Jaman wrote: »

ebbsy wrote: »

Pity nobody helped her - I would have given yer man a good hiding.

We don't know if the guy who pulled up in the van was in any way capable of helping.

If I was the guy in the van I wouldn't have got out either, I would have pulled up behind the car and maybe that might have frightened the guy off. You never know what could happen to you if you got out.

2smiggy

This TULSA crowd just keep on getting better and better.

Floppybits

2smiggy wrote: »

This TULSA crowd just keep on getting better and better.

Jaysus the public services are starting to sound like the Stasi or KGB, you make a complaint about their services and next thing you know there is a file about you in Tusla.

SEPT 23 1989

full public investigation into Tulsa as well

Roger_007

2smiggy wrote: »

This TULSA crowd just keep on getting better and better.

Just as well for Gene Pitney that he never got there!;)

2smiggy

Well done on Joe taking the call from that woman criticizing TULSA

Atlantic Dawn

Lol, ewe rang me so to speak.