Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

2smiggy

That's a particularly bad accent :eek:

Dan Jaman

Willie the Con, all over the country.

Oops69

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Can de Gardaí put an ad on the RTÉ telling people de Gardaí will never inspect bank notes.

No they'll do an ad to tel you to turn on your alarm and lock your door !

2smiggy

Well live line is giving good ideas how to scam €50 notes !!

neris

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Was he a T so to speak?

they dont wear suits.......... unless theyre in court

Atlantic Dawn

Lol taking off your belt in a fight, really old school fighter so to speak, probably watches the TG4 Westerden Movie of a Friday night.

Jan_de_Bakker

ah jaysus!

neris

oh more skangers knocking the ****e out of each other

Oops69

The teenage young fellas really need the holes kicked off them and no one would look for a Garda inquiry for that one .

Atlantic Dawn

"Can I have a lend of a smoke so to speak"

neris

caller ringing from 1954

BPKS

So there were teeanger shifting, you asked them to move, they moved.

And then a teenager asks you for a cigarette, you say no and she moves on.

And you ring up the national radio about it.

2smiggy

what's your point, you have been rambling for about 5 minutes

neris

bet her husband knows all the porn site addresses

sudzs

Swingers??!!

Jan_de_Bakker

She sounds like shes about 60 .... and she has a 4 year old ?

is it her grandchild ?

Atlantic Dawn

BPKS

neris wrote: »

caller ringing from 1954

I feel sorry for HER kids.

Jan_de_Bakker

Who screens these calls ?

why let this ****e on ???

2smiggy

are your children allowed watch tele caller, or is that yucky too

Ally Dick

Imagine kissing someone. Terrible carry on

Atlantic Dawn

Lol, she sent a letter, lol.

The Parish Priest.

This one sounds old to have a 4 year old

BPKS

She wrote a LETTER about it!!!!!!


Ah jaysus.

Dan Jaman

De Blanchardstown Belt Taking Off, for the brawling of.

I'm so relieved yer man got the yellow cone out of the way.

2smiggy

'seen your letter' !!! she really is from the 50's !!!

Atlantic Dawn

She probably won't let her kids have any sex education until they are 21.

neris

lawlolawl

Oops69 wrote: »

The teenage young fellas really need the holes kicked off them and no one would look for a Garda inquiry for that one .

The lack of the threat of a sound beating from the Gardai is the cause of most antisocial behavior by both teens and adults.

"I'm ringing the Gardai" shouldn't be answered with "G'wan and ring"'em ta ****, I don't care!".

Dan Jaman

12 or 13 not allowed in playgrounds?
Get up the yard, missus.

BPKS

At least Damo made short-shrift of that call.

Joe would have dragged the sh1te out of it.

Atlantic Dawn

Lotto paying the RTÉ fees.

Jan_de_Bakker

Dan Jaman wrote: »

De Blanchardstown Belt Taking Off, for the brawling of.

I'm so relieved yer man got the yellow cone out of the way.

Health and Safety first !!

Jan_de_Bakker

Kissing is icky ... jaysus ... the way she's going on you'd swear he was getting his John Thomas out ...

Atlantic Dawn

Dan Jaman wrote: »

De Blanchardstown Belt Taking Off, for the brawling of.
I'm so relieved yer man got the yellow cone out of the way.

Can we call him "Belt Boy" and get RTÉ News to track him down like "Pint Baby"?

Atlantic Dawn

Fooking boarding schools again, who cares.

2smiggy

back talking about boarding schools again FFS. I doubt you that many calls about boarding schools !! Anything better to talk about

Atlantic Dawn

Less chance of becoming preggers at the boarding school.

buried

Boarding school memba berries gibberish

constitutionus

Dan Jaman wrote: »

De Blanchardstown Belt Taking Off, for the brawling of.

I'm so relieved yer man got the yellow cone out of the way.

ah ya can always count on a conscientious Irish lad to clear the field of battle.

buried

Its cruel listening to this $hite Damo

The Parish Priest.

Does anyone else think Damien comes across as a bit of a tool?

neris

Jan_de_Bakker

constitutionus wrote: »

ah ya can always count on a conscientious Irish lad to clear the field of battle.

true, I remember as kids when there was a fight you'd always get some lads trying to break it up, but then others pulling the peacemaker back saying "let them sort it out between themselves!!"

The Parish Priest.

He could at least ask her what the showers were like in her boarding school

dvcireland

Peter Ustinov , tells a good story on Dec YouTube about advice gicen to young boys at boarding school, by the Head.

"....if you touch it, it will fall off...."

2smiggy

piss take incoming ????

Atlantic Dawn

Stop riding your phone you fool.

neris

phillip sounds like a bit of a simpleton

constitutionus

jesus how does this lad even SOUND like a waste of space student ?



future FG leader here .