Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Lady Chatterton

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!



But I am still a little miffed about them firstly not updating their system as I rang them with the info., and then stopping me on an $8 item which was randomly selected in their own words when they let an $850 purchase go unchecked a few minutes earlier SO TO SPEAK!

Jaysus, will you stay calm and pour yourself a large drink

If you ring Joe tomorrow, I might listen in, only if you tell us what the $850 purchase was, no one cares about the $8.50 spent on coffee and a pastry.

sligojoek

Next subject please.

ButtersSuki

Lady Chatterton wrote: »

Jaysus, will you stay calm and pour yourself a large drink

If you ring Joe tomorrow, I might listen in, only if you tell us what the $850 purchase was, no one cares about the $8.50 spent on coffee and a pastry.

'twas wan a Joe's pictures and dat in a gallery in Denver. It was called "path threw de trees with two suns so to speak". They're doing an exhibition of millionaire poor artists and dat.

ButtersSuki

Lady Chatterton wrote: »

Jaysus, will you stay calm and pour yourself a large drink

If you ring Joe tomorrow, I might listen in, only if you tell us what the $850 purchase was, no one cares about the $8.50 spent on coffee and a pastry.

Do yous not know dat "I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!" is wan of Joe's go to catchphrases? It can be used when the caller says something completely obvious; or if he's bluffing about a subject he knows nuttin' about and dat (as is often the case) he throws it in as if he's an expert in the subject matter, or he often uses it to bark at and/or shout down a caller when they say something he agrees with or disagrees with but concedes the point.....so to speak.

Lady Chatterton

ButtersSuki wrote: »

'twas wan a Joe's pictures and dat in a gallery in Denver. It was called "path threw de tress with two suns so to speak". They're doing an exhibition of millionaire poor artists and dat.

I hope that little investment in art doesn't form part of your pension plan. Joe, on the other hand, is a man that knows a thing or two about creating a good nest egg.

ButtersSuki

Lady Chatterton wrote: »

I hope that little investment in art doesn't form part of your pension plan. Joe, on the other hand, is a man that knows a thing or two about creating a good nest egg.

If dat egg was made from chocolate he'd eat 4 of them....for breakfast.

SEPT 23 1989

He usually does be in a terrible moowid when he arrives howim after his hollydays hopefully someone rattles his cage early on

sligojoek

Im just listenig back to Philip now. He said he tried hitching in and out of Sligo but tdidn't work out. I'm guessing anyone who stopped for him wouldn't stop a second time.

greensausage

anyone whos ever met him avoids him like the plague, hes one of the most known men in sligo/leitrim and not in a good way! the man is a pathalogical liar, iv listened to the inteview and the majority of it is lies apart from not having friends that much is true.

Atlantic Dawn

De ad so to speak, thought it was new but according to Ewetube it's nearly 2 years old...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bAufYzEzwY

sligojoek

I had to laugh at D'Omen acting shocked when Philip mentioned the cancer. Philip had been speaking to Aengus and Rebekka during the week and I find it had to believe it was never mentioned. Especially when Aengus asked him why he didn't cycle.

Here's a trip advisor review he put up for an eating house in Sligo.

I was a customer of this establishment recently and I was totally flabbergasted by the appalling lack of customer service given by the waiting staff in this place, I was standing at the till for a lengthy time waiting to be served and I thought I was invisible, as while the two female members of staff were standing around the coffee machine gossiping and preening themselves like peacocks, they didn't bat an eyelid that a customer was standing at the till waiting to be served, it really is beggars belief in this day and age of customer service and when I eventually got served, they felt appalled that I was paying a small bill by card, is my money not acceptable? I really wouldn't go back to this place ever again, not with those inflated prices.

Visited June 2016

To be fair, he gave a lot of other places glowing reviews so it's not typical of him.

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

Im just listenig back to Philip now. He said he tried hitching in and out of Sligo but tdidn't work out. I'm guessing anyone who stopped for him wouldn't stop a second time.

"Sorry, the door's jammed shut."

manodepeeple

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De ad so to speak, thought it was new but according to Ewetube it's nearly 2 years old...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bAufYzEzwY

2 years old, or in Fateen's terms, around one and a half stone.

Red Kev

If he's back today he'll be all over the Waterford murder like a rash
It ticks many boxes such as rural crime and innocent people 'living in terror '. He'll ramp the fear up a good bit as it'll appeal to the elderly rural demographic that pay a sizeable chunk of his wages.

Hitchens

Red Kev wrote: »

If he's back today he'll be all over the Waterford murder like a rash
It ticks many boxes such as rural crime and innocent people 'living in terror '. He'll ramp the fear up a good bit as it'll appeal to the elderly rural demographic that pay a sizeable chunk of his wages.

"dey were only moochers, dey won't be back petal"

neris

manodepeeple wrote: »

2 years old.

Cutbacks must be kicking in. No money for new ads

Red Fred

neris wrote: »

2 years old

Sure that's more recent than some of the stories Joe's callers ring in with.

pilly

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Do yous not know dat "I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!" is wan of Joe's go to catchphrases? It can be used when the caller says something completely obvious; or if he's bluffing about a subject he knows nuttin' about and dat (as is often the case) he throws it in as if he's an expert in the subject matter, or he often uses it to bark at and/or shout down a caller when they say something he agrees with or disagrees with but concedes the point.....so to speak.

Yeah I got that ButtersSuki but your original complaint was a bit of an aul biddy ringing Joe complaint now wasn't it? :P

neris

Red Fred wrote: »

Sure that's more recent than some of the stories Joe's callers ring in with.

1986 is recent by liveline standards, and sure at 92 your still only young

Red Fred

neris wrote: »

sure at 92 your still only young

Unless you are a buddy of Joe's who is being unfairly picked on by the media so to speak. Then you are frail, unwell and and should be left alone.

somesoldiers

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Also, here's wan for Joe to get his teeth into:

So I've been in the US for over 2 weeks now. I've been using my credit card and cash to date but yesterday I used my Visa debit card to buy a few things. I informed my bank I'd be in the states for a few weeks and gave my travel dates to avoid any mishaps with my card(s) being declined as this has happened to me in the past and it's incredibly inconvenient when it happens.

I bought in this order:
an item that cost $850
a coffee and a pasty for $8.32 (incl. taxes etc.)


Guess which wan Bank of Ireland declined the purchase on and called me on to check it was me and not someone using my card fraudulently? The coffee and pastry. Not the $850 purchase. Hmmmm.

I suppose there’s a fine line here between allowing the customer to get on with their purchases unhindered and providing some level of security.


AIB will ask the user to text back “WHOY” if they wish to ok a “suspicious” purchase. As I found out when I was up north doing my civic duty and saving meself a few shillings on the shopping. First purchase created the flag and second was not allowed until the first was oked. Of course I had my phone off which meant I couldn’t use the card a second time. I wouldn’t want them ringing me up if I was off in Amerikay as I would probably be charged for it anyhow.


Having said that I would have thought that having declared your travel intentions beforehand would have prevented any checks being applied to your a/c from said region so to speak


Also was the pasty nice- did you know the miners used to just eat the middle bit out and throw away the pastry- which to me is the best bit, as their hands would be so dirty down the mines when they were having their vittles so to speak

Red Kev

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Also, here's wan for Joe to get his teeth into:

So I've been in the US for over 2 weeks now. I've been using my credit card and cash to date but yesterday I used my Visa debit card to buy a few things. I informed my bank I'd be in the states for a few weeks and gave my travel dates to avoid any mishaps with my card(s) being declined as this has happened to me in the past and it's incredibly inconvenient when it happens.

I bought in this order:
an item that cost $850
a coffee and a pasty for $8.32 (incl. taxes etc.)


Guess which wan Bank of Ireland declined the purchase on and called me on to check it was me and not someone using my card fraudulently? The coffee and pastry. Not the $850 purchase. Hmmmm.

And what colour id the U-S of Ay-Hay caller?

And are you a racialist now that you've bean dere wit Trump in de Whoy-te House, so to speak?

Who is an overpaid knut caller?
I am?
Expunge caller!! Expunge!!

Back after dese.

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 40
Joe Shows: 34
No Show Joe Shows: 6
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 6
AN Udder Shows: 0

Atlantic Dawn

T'day
De Oscars, have you ever made a mistake.
A body on display in Trinity, should it be taken off display, also de Bodies exhibition where are the bodies coming from?
Fake detective from last week.
Donedeal, putting your Debs dress up for sale can't get you unsavoury calls.
Rosslare Euwwwwroport, completely run down kip so to speak.

pilly

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day
De Oscars, have you ever made a mistake.
A body on display in Trinity, should it be taken off display, also de Bodies exhibition where are the bodies coming from?
Fake detective from last week.
Donedeal, putting your Debs dress up for sale can't get you unsavoury calls.
Rosslare Euwwwwroport, completely run down kip so to speak.

Unadulterated kip don't you mean?

sligojoek

Looks like a busy day today.

Joe should leave the Oscars f**k up to Darcy. It's more his department.

Red Kev

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day
De Oscars, have you ever made a mistake.
A body on display in Trinity, should it be taken off display, also de Bodies exhibition where are the bodies coming from?
Fake detective from last week.
Donedeal, putting your Debs dress up for sale can't get you unsavoury calls.
Rosslare Euwwwwroport, completely run down kip so to speak.

FFS, not this crap again. he went on about it ad nauseum for weeks a few years back.

The bodies are donated by the people themselves before they died. The guy who did original exhibition was inundated with requests. It's old news at this stage, hitting 15 years old to be exact. But why not try a bit of scaremongering. Will he take the last approach where a caller rang in and said they were graverobbers? The fella was as mad as a badger, but Duffy indulged him, scaring the crap out of plenty of vulnerable people around the country.

I've been to the original Austrian one. If you're not squeamish then it's fascinating stuff, really shows you how the human body works, and one of the best exhibitions I've ever been to, (though i'd only go to science/engineering/history stuff myself).

I won't be listening.

Red Kev

sligojoek wrote: »

Looks like a busy day today.

Joe should leave the Oscars f**k up to Darcy. It's more his department.

D'Arcy: "How could they mess up something as simple as that,...tut tut...idiots..tut tut...totally unprofessional...tut tut...anyway here's some music".

*Click
"No not that one"
*Click
"Not that one either"
*Click, click, click
"hang on, I think it's this one..."
*click, click, clickety click, click
"ehhh..which one? ...this one?....oh right.."
*Click, click, click
(music plays)

Hitchens

Red Kev wrote: »

FFS, not this crap again. he went on about it ad nauseum for weeks a few years back.

The bodies are donated by the people themselves before they died. The guy who did original exhibition was inundated with requests. It's old news at this stage, hitting 15 years old to be exact. But why not try a bit of scaremongering. Will he take the last approach where a caller rang in and said they were graverobbers? The fella was as mad as a badger, but Duffy indulged him, scaring the crap out of plenty of vulnerable people around the country.

I've been to the original Austrian one. If you're not squeamish then it's fascinating stuff, really shows you how the human body works, and one of the best exhibitions I've ever been to, (though i'd only go to science/engineering/history stuff myself).

I won't be listening.

"go ahead caller, did you say your name is Burke?"

sligojoek

"The computer says no"
"Not my fault "

Dia1988

Is Joe off today so?

Hitchens

Joe will love diss

http://www.independent.ie/life/travel/travel-news/stranger-things-glasnevin-cemetery-launches-new-hidden-histories-tour-35485872.html

Dan Jaman

Hitchens wrote: »

Joe will love diss

http://www.independent.ie/life/travel/travel-news/stranger-things-glasnevin-cemetery-launches-new-hidden-histories-tour-35485872.html

That's a happy hunting ground for Joe.

SEPT 23 1989

what hope do we have post brexit with this calibre of mumbling clown batting for us in Brussels

Fujitsu10

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

what hope do we have post brexit with this calibre of mumbling clown batting for us in Brussels

Were DOOMED, DOOMED I tell ya..:pac:

Atlantic Dawn

Flying Without Wings so to speak...
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/helicopter-piloted-by-brother-of-louis-walsh-crash-lands-in-car-park-in-us-35486251.html

Floppybits

Joe is back.

somesoldiers

Music of "the great escape" in the background

Atlantic Dawn

Surprise topic so to speak.

SEPT 23 1989

are you sure its a nursing home?

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

are you sure its a nursing home?

I thought it was a studio in Montrose.

TheHomeService

Missed the beginning. Why is she in a nursing home, and is she cast down?

somesoldiers

what is your difference caller?

Atlantic Dawn

"Your difference", lol, such a PC term he comes out with.

Atlantic Dawn

Would a bar of cannabis be any good to ye?

thecretinhop

Rewatching the sopranos again epic stuff livia going on about being put in a glue factory and tony saying it was a retirement community!

Dan Jaman

She should listen to 'Everybody Knows'.

TheHomeService

Don't play the song, Joe. I beseech you (or more accurately Yew).

Oops69

Shameless hyperbole from joe ,what a disgusting user he is .

2smiggy

whats the point of the call ????? she's not locked in thier