Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Living Off The Splash

Cast Down.....Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

McDermotX

I cast you down !

somesoldiers

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

Whar about them Bog Bodies in de museum?

they were culchies- doesn't matter

TheHomeService

I'm getting off pissed with hearing Joe say cast down.

Jan_de_Bakker

Thought she was going to say under 7 foot ..

Living Off The Splash

swingking wrote: »

What about de fund to buy her a new scooter

Maybe a Honda 750?

Harry Angstrom

Could her son not get the garden sorted for her?

RobertKK

Where is this woman living?

joe6pack

Lawn mowers have gear boxes

PauloMN

Time to cut this Joe, this is bad.

TheHomeService

The son must be an awful waster.

Roger_007

Why isn't the beloved son doing those things for her?

Fujitsu10

This is not an appropriate call for National Radio........... This lady needs medical help.

Del.Monte

A ride-on lawnmower would be the answer to all her prayers.

djemba djemba

Weekend away coming up here

SEPT 23 1989

a cruel world for some

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De dirty feckers

Would make for LahvLahn Gold if some randy auld lad called in from a home one day "I've had them all Joe. I'm hoping some of them will die so there'll be some fresh meat brought in so to speak. I've even done some of the nurses. To be honest Joe all this sex will kill me."

MmmChocolate

When Joe is merely a gobshite, it can be entertaining, but when a call like this shows him to be completely incompetent, it's awful.

Roger_007

When did Kildare get to be a 'big' town?

Jan_de_Bakker

KILDARE !!

Maybe Ray can help her ???

Ray is from KILDARE you know ...

KILDARE People KILDARE!!

Mike Guide 69

Wait for the calls to flood in.........

vicwatson

Cast down

ButtersSuki

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

This is not an appropriate call for National Radio........... This lady needs medical help.

You're not new here. You should know this is his the sicko operates.

somesoldiers

Well he knows now

woejus

MmmChocolate wrote: »

When Joe is merely a gob****e, it can be entertaining, but when a call like this shows him to be completely incompetent, it's awful.

Dire, exploitative radio. I am cast down listening to it.

What was the accident with the child??

PauloMN

Not going to burden him? Jesus wept, get the ****ing son on board.

Jan_de_Bakker

Wonder what age the son is...

Mena Mitty

She should try going to bingo there's grest crack and great camaraderie. The bingo bus drivers are great they're used to getting people slow on their feet on and off the buses and into the seat in the hall. Or is there daycare centres where she lives. Just a suggestion

RobertKK

A family is there to offer support and she should avail of that.

Jan_de_Bakker

**** off Joe with your condescending bollix!!!

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

You're not new here. You should know this is his the sicko operates.

Point taken, but it's hard to listen to...

Mike Guide 69

Joe harping on about Portarlington, after living it up in The Heritage (Killenard) a few weeks back, ffs

TheHomeService

"Thank you Joe, and your staff".

She got that right.

constitutionus

scooter to the rescue !

TheHomeService

"Online websites".

As opposed to offline websites?

Mena Mitty

Change yer phone number love. Problem solved.

The Parish Priest.

AUBREY will be offering to transport the scooter soon

Atlantic Dawn

Probably some filtbag getting a cheap tug so to speak.

Del.Monte

People who put too much info on de social media - hardly a story is it?

SEPT 23 1989

somesoldiers

if you are ugly then it's probably not real

Atlantic Dawn

First rule of Donedeal is always use a burner phone.

A prepaid cellular phone, replaced frequently (weekly) (monthly) to avoid leaving a trail and getting caught up in illegal activities
Dude you want some of that herb, hit me up on the burner phone.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Burner%20phone

Harry Angstrom

Maybe "debs dress" is some kind of secret code for the interweb weirdos.....

jojofizzio

Thinly veiled "I'm hot" call??

somesoldiers

sure they could just do that on any girls facebuke- whats selling a dress got to do with anything

ButtersSuki

"Is it a man or a woman?"


Did he really ask that?

TheHomeService

The Parish Priest. wrote: »

AUBREY will be offering to transport the scooter soon

I think he's more of a Newstalk man, these days.

ButtersSuki

"Wat colour is de dress?"

Atlantic Dawn

Surprised he hasn't asked how much she was looking for it and what colour was it.

TheHomeService

"Years"?

So this is an old story?