Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

ButtersSuki

JOOP-ed

Del.Monte

Only complete gob****es put their phone numbers or main email address out there for anybody to get their hands on.

jojofizzio

She managed to terminate him Joe??shouldnt you be getting on to the boys in blue instead of congratulating her??

Atlantic Dawn

Good man Dermo.

ButtersSuki

Del.Monte wrote: »

Only complete gob****es put their phone numbers or main email address out there for anybody to get their hands on.

joe@rte.ie

He gave out his gmail for de new buke and sat a few toymes too so to speak.

RobertKK

Joe, you "managed to terminate this guy".

Makes it sounds like she murdered him.

FAILSAFE 00

"He'll reach out and go down...."

Bad choice of words Joe.

vicwatson

Dobbo reading 3 o clock news?

manodepeeple

Don't think Margaret was blaming her accent for her predicament Joe; her "accident" perhaps... F**king tool!

constitutionus

vicwatson wrote: »

Dobbo reading 3 o clock news?

happens every now and again.

shazzer was on a few months back.

Atlantic Dawn

vicwatson wrote: »

Dobbo reading 3 o clock news?

And there was a newbie doing the RTÉ1 News At One.

Dan Jaman

manodepeeple wrote: »

OK so I assume the garden will be done by a kind-hearted, green-fingered equivalent of Brendin O'Carddle.

BINGO!

ButtersSuki

Diarmuid (or "Dermot" as Joe called him, Joe being fluent in Irish of course ) Gavin who did it out of the goodness of his heart and not at all for the publicity so to speak......

Could he not have done it without gettingbthe plug-een?

sligojoek

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Joe is at a loose end every day at 3pm. He should drop into her for a cup of tea and a chat.

He won't be doing that unless there's a camera crew with him. I.E getting paid.

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 41
Joe Shows: 35
No Show Joe Shows: 6
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 6
AN Udder Shows: 0

Atlantic Dawn

T'day...
De young in de nursing homes
Caller whos husband no longer talks to her
Bodies exhibition

pilly

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day...
De young in de nursing homes
Caller whos husband no longer talks to her
Bodies exhibition

I didn't get a chance to listen to yesterdays show yet but what's the story with the bodies exhibition? They're dead, what's the issue?

SEPT 23 1989

pilly wrote: »

I didn't get a chance to listen to yesterdays show yet but what's the story with the bodies exhibition? They're dead, what's the issue?

Its Joe "Carnival of Death" Duffys weekly corpse fix

Hitchens

Peter Matthews has died. Now there's a man who seemed to be a gentleman and deserves a mention Joe. RIP Peter

ButtersSuki

pilly wrote: »

I didn't get a chance to listen to yesterdays show yet but what's the story with the bodies exhibition? They're dead, what's the issue?

That and Trinity won't admit a man who died 300 years ago is dead so to speak.

Joe's wurds, not nine.

somesoldiers

pilly wrote: »

I didn't get a chance to listen to yesterdays show yet but what's the story with the bodies exhibition? They're dead, what's the issue?

they didn't give their permission to be put on display for all to look at their dangly bits so to speak

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

That and Trinity won't admit a man who died 300 years ago is dead so to speak.

Joe's wurds, not nine.

The waiting lists are getting worse all the time.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

The waiting lists are getting worse all the time.

Joe can blame FG for that too and find a way to praise FF while he's at it.

sligojoek

somesoldiers wrote: »

they didn't give their permission to be put on display for all to look at their dangly bits so to speak

They must be raging.

TheHomeService

sligojoek wrote: »

They must be raging.

I wonder if the various "Saints" that Joe reveres gave their permission to be dragged around Christendom for eternity? Joe would get a chance to mangle the word "reliquary" again, if he covers this.

ButtersSuki

Yew-man
Yew Ormond

thecretinhop

Dead bodies doing riverdance hmmm as alan p said if the bbc wont do it sky will

Dan Jaman

There are collections of stiffs travelling the wordurled that are attracting paying audiences? The FF crew are paying attention to this.

Odyssey 2005

She doesn't just object....she VEHEMENTLY objects.:)

TheHomeService

Does Joe suffer from memory loss? The caller yesterday told him at least 5 times that the bodies were executed prisoners.

Oops69

Sounds like a bit of a 'tasteless 'show ....on the other hand with some cava beans and a fine chianti ....maybe ?. Hannibal .

Odyssey 2005

Duffys history half minute

Jan_de_Bakker

Jesus ... I thought I had mad nights on my college days ..

TheHomeService

Donnelly's arm used to be in a pub in Kilcullen.

thecretinhop

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

TheHomeService

Caller, this show is many things. A debate it isn't.

Roger_007

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Duffys history half minute

About 25 seconds too long given Duffy's knowledge. :rolleyes:

Jan_de_Bakker

Isn't Oliver Plunkets head in some church in Dundalk ?

and you can actually see the rotten black skin and all ...

Atlantic Dawn

Cornelius, there's a good name we need to bring back.

Red Kev

Joe was on before waxing lyrically about the catacombs of Paris. How wonderful they are, how interesting etc etc. Surely they are dead people Joe who want to be left in peace?

Joe seems to be starting a one man campaign to get Cornelius buried.

Roger_007

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Isn't Oliver Plunkets head in some church in Dundalk ?

and you can actually see the rotten black skin and all ...

It's in St Peters church in Drogheda.

Dan Jaman

TheHomeService wrote: »

Donnelly's arm used to be in a pub in Kilcullen.

Was it pulling a pint?

thecretinhop

This has taken a surreal twist

furiousox

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Isn't Oliver Plunkets head in some church in Dundalk ?
and you can actually see the rotten black skin and all ...

It's in Drogheda!
Feckin' Dundalk taking credit for everything again....:D

ButtersSuki

"Unmitigated uproar"

Joe and de wurds don't be de bestest friends.

Right2Write

Duffy's taken a real scunder against Trinners - his old alma mater iirc. What did they do to him?

Fujitsu10

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Was it pulling a pint?

Maybe standing in as a one armed bandit ............ I'll get me coat (so to speak)

SEPT 23 1989

what an odd topic to discuss

odd

Dan Jaman

Right2Write wrote: »

Duffy's taken a real scunder against Trinners - his old alma mater iirc. What did they do to him?

Probably underpaid his appearance fees.

Atlantic Dawn

Next he will be calling for the wax museum to be shut down.