Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Red Kev

Caller: Can I respond to that?

Joe: You will on your bollix as you're talking sense. (Joe getting touchy now)

Dan Jaman

Ah feckit; let's all drag our shrunken heads out the cupboards.

ebbsy

No you cant tell us you twat.

sligojoek

somesoldiers wrote: »

"Eileen dunne talks about the day she was born" riveting D'Arcy

I think she was a leap year baby. She's done this before.

I can imagine him. "You've only had 15 birthdays. That must be mad."

Flukey

"He's not paraded."

They've probably chosen one for this year already, but we've now got a great candidate for Grand Marshall for next year's St. Patrick's Day parade in Dublin.

Red Kev

Roger_007 wrote: »

Ffs....isn't Tipperary full of McGraths?

'Fraid so.

baldbear

This is classic.

Dan Jaman

Feck off, you auld wagon.

Odyssey 2005

Mrs.Bucket

Roger_007

Have I just been transported to another planet?

Mike Guide 69

Oh well throw in the elephants why dont ya???

Right2Write

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Oh, ffs, Joe.
I'm willing to hazard a guess that Cornelius would be tickled pink that he's still being talked about and used as an educational aid 250 years later.

Dead on... who wouldn't prefer to have people looking at yer old bones 200 years from now rather than being down in the grounds with the worms or a puff of dust!

These people have little to be thinking about. Will someone ask Joe about his precious Theresa of Lisieux and her remains being paraded around the country a few years ago. He couldn't get enough of it then, nearly having orgasms he was.

SEPT 23 1989

hang up professor this is insane

statto25

This is insanity....absolute madness.

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

Have I just been transported to another planet?

Yes. Welcome to Earth.

Fujitsu10

Red Kev wrote: »

Caller: Can I respond to that?

Joe: You will on your bollix as you're talking sense. (Joe getting touchy now)

Or as he said before.......... Butt Out

sligojoek

He dropped Oliver Plunkett like a hot spud.

Dan Jaman

My word, this trout is a bit old and bitter, waiter.

Jan_de_Bakker

ah would ya shut up ya old bint ...

Odyssey 2005

Duffy just being a bollix for the sake of it.

Mike Guide 69

Ah feck, go all soylent green on me boys!!!

Roger_007

sligojoek wrote: »

He dropped Oliver Plunkett like a hot spud.

That would explain why the head is black and blue.

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

He dropped Oliver Plunkett like a hot spud.

Hot headed of him.

sligojoek

Norderdiden Ireland

baldbear

This fella sounds like he owns a few skeletons.

Dan Jaman

Mind-broadening? Here, we don't want none of that.

pilly

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Ah feckit; let's all drag our shrunken heads out the cupboards.

No, I think it's only you who has one of them Dan.

sligojoek

I hope it's not a protestant skeleton.

SEPT 23 1989

Joe didnt like that answer

sligojoek

Not as big a freak show as liveline, Joe.

Roger_007

sligojoek wrote: »

I hope it's not a protestant skeleton.

Does he wear a sash on the 12th?

Dan Jaman

More after deez... wouble fibe wun....

somesoldiers

We want cheaper drugs….
We don’t want doctors researching on dead bodies….

Which is it?

Odyssey 2005

Joe showing his ignorance now..

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Joe showing his ignorance now..

There's so much to choose from...

Red Kev

Desperate stuff. Nobody has an interest in this, in this country. There are so many other issues to discuss, but Duffy makes three shows in a row about a personal gripe he has.

Then he hams it up as if the whole country is discussing this and nothing else. Getting thick and aggressive with anybody who objects to him. Old school Duffy at it's worst.

Odyssey 2005

Annnd he's gone...

Atlantic Dawn

Hello, goodbye ad break.

Dan Jaman

I could hear all the regulars dropping off their perches with boredom, all over the country.
Even for the usual Joe audience, that was stultifying.

Flukey

Red Kev wrote: »

Desperate stuff. Nobody has an interest in this, in this country. There are so many other issues to discuss, but Duffy makes three shows in a row about a personal gripe he has.

Then he hams it up as if the whole country is discussing this and nothing else. Getting thick and aggressive with anybody who objects to him. Old school Duffy at it's worst.

That sounds like most Liveline shows.

Odyssey 2005

As if that wasn't bad enough...look who's comin.

Mena Mitty

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I could hear all the regulars dropping off their perches with boredom, all over the country.
Even for the usual Joe audience, that was stultifying.

Did Joe Dolan's hip bone garner a mention today at all. It should be on display Joe.

ButtersSuki

This was a real WTF moment for me.....but at least now we know where Joe got his "difference" phraseology from, so to speak. It's very strange.

ButtersSuki

Only caught a few mins of today's show but to hear Joe attempt to shout down the Professor from Trinners when said Prof. said parts of he skeleton had been replaced over the years and Joe trying to argue that any genetic studies done on the skeleton were therefore invalid if they were replaced by other bones was hilarious. It really never ceases to amaze me how thick he is. Even if the bones were replaced by another "YEW-MAN" we're talking about a & foot something man - like there are millions of those around.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Only caught a few mins of today's show but to hear Joe attempt to shout down the Professor from Trinners when said Prof. said parts of he skeleton had been replaced over the years and Joe trying to argue that any genetic studies done on the skeleton were therefore invalid if they were replaced by other bones was hilarious. It really never ceases to amaze me how thick he is. Even if the bones were replaced by another "YEW-MAN" we're talking about a & foot something man - like there are millions of those around.

Yes, that was verging on the ludicrous.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Only caught a few mins of today's show but to hear Joe attempt to shout down the Professor from Trinners when said Prof. said parts of he skeleton had been replaced over the years and Joe trying to argue that any genetic studies done on the skeleton were therefore invalid if they were replaced by other bones was hilarious. It really never ceases to amaze me how thick he is. Even if the bones were replaced by another "YEW-MAN" we're talking about a & foot something man - like there are millions of those around.

That and being a master of getting away with it.

Did you hear him today when someone asked him if he'd ever been to see Oliver Plunkett, as suggested by other posters yesterday?
"I suppose I did" or "I might have done".

If the shoe was on the other foot he'd want a YES or NO answer.

neris

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This was a real WTF moment for me.....but at least now we know where Joe got his "difference" phraseology from, so to speak. It's very strange.

Better not let the easily offended pc brigade see those or joe will get weeks out of those

barney shamrock

I do hope there's an update on the Cornelious situation today.
Like most of the country I've thought of nothing else for the last couple of days.
If not, the usual helping of death murder disease and misery will suffice.
Fingers crossed!

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 43
Joe Shows: 37
No Show Joe Shows: 6
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 6
AN Udder Shows: 0

Dan Jaman

Misery, murder, death, the usual.
Eviction, road rage (bicycles and taxis).
Somebody with their nose out of joint over not being in a parade.
Oh, and it's springtime, so no need for all that bright stuff.