Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Atlantic Dawn

T'day
Family evicted from rented accommodation to make room for social housing
Road rage incident between a taxi and cyclist
Paddy Dracula has been not invited to de Paddies Day parade, he's not happy so to speak.

Odyssey 2005

Joe laughing at is own jokes....a jesus he cracks me up..NOT

Red Kev

Joe: " Yesterday was the first day of Spring, for some it means longer days and brighter evenings, but for others it's a reminder of death..."

NB: His voice rose slightly as he emphasised the word "death".

Jesus, he's so morbid it's desperate. Himself, Tubridy and D'Arcy are responsible for a certain amount of the depression that inflicts this country.

Which one of those stories will be even mentioned. I think the Dracula fella is a buddy of Joe's or else he's old school Dub, so my money is on him to be on anyway. Odds are we'll only get one version of the story with a substantial but crucial bit left out.

Also which story is odds on to be used as a lead in to his persoanal crusade against the body in Trinity. Or has he actually realised that nobody is interested in it?

Hitchens

Red Kev wrote: »

Joe: " Yesterday was the first day of Spring, for some it means longer days and brighter evenings, but for others it's a reminder of death..."

NB: His voice rose slightly as he emphasised the word "death".

Jesus, he's so morbid it's desperate. Himself, Tubridy and D'Arcy are responsible for a certain amount of the depression that inflicts this country.

Which one of those stories will be even mentioned. I think the Dracula fella is a buddy of Joe's or else he's old school Dub, so my money is on him to be on anyway. Odds are we'll only get one version of the story with a substantial but crucial bit left out.

Also which story is odds on to be used as a lead in to his persoanal crusade against the body in Trinity. Or has he actually realised that nobody is interested in it?

Actually, I wonder does Joe need professional help for his fixation on death and disease?

sligojoek

"Ronan can't answer because he can't stop laughing at my pun "

Deluded, much.

Dan Jaman

Hitchens wrote: »

Actually, I wonder does Joe realise he needs professional help for his fixation on death and disease?

FYP

Red Kev

Hitchens wrote: »

Actually, I wonder does Joe need professional help for his fixation on death and disease?

They say that the first step to solving any addiction is accepting that you have a problem.

I'm afraid Duffy is so far up his own back passage and has such an inflated sense of his worth and value that he is consequently a long long way from admitting that he needs help and looking for treatment.

Roger_007

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day
Family evicted from rented accommodation to make room for social housing
Road rage incident between a taxi and cyclist
Paddy Dracula has been not invited to de Paddies Day parade, he's not happy so to speak.

Would the reason for Dracula not being invited to the parade be because it is held during daylight hours............just wondering?

Atlantic Dawn

Surprised de taxi drivers were not calling Joe to complain about the complaints...

Another 34 concern the condition of taxis and one of the those complaints stated that the taxi-driver was “in desperate need of a shower and something to clean the car”.

The complainant wrote that the taxi was battered “and the smell inside the car was frankly disgusting”.

Another passenger complained about an ‘extremely filthy’ taxi with “a layer of dust on the dashboard and a very strong smell of smoke”. That driver was fined by the NTA due to the state of the taxi.

A female passenger hit out at the ‘sickening and shocking dishonesty’ of a taxi-driver who brought her from George’s Street to Shankill.

She said that her date unbeknownst to her gave the taxi-driver €20 as she was getting into the taxi and she was charged €30 for the trip. She said that after handing over €50, the taxi-driver gave her back €20 and never mentioned receiving the €20 from her date.

http://www.thejournal.ie/taxi-driver-needed-shower-complaint-3265760-Mar2017/

PeterTheNinth

Another oul buddy from the 18th Century.

Atlantic Dawn

Does he have Garda vetting?

Red Kev

So it's the second biggest parade in De Wurld Joe?

Roger_007

This is going to be a pun-fest!

madanall

We obviously can't see him on the radio Joe....

PeterTheNinth

What does Dracula have to do with St Patrick's Day, Paddy, tell me that?

Dan Jaman

Sounds like maybe the parade organisers are trying to upgrade from the tacky shyte.

PeterTheNinth

Joe obviously missed the pun the first time.

Oops69

Joe caught out , he obviously hasn't been to the parade in years .

Donal55

Ffs.
I'm going back to work.

Red Kev

Roger_007 wrote: »

This is going to be a pun-fest!

Pun-graveyard more like. Excuse the pun.

Sounds like Syl Fox was working late into the night doing the script.

madanall

Sounds like his blood is boiling.

2smiggy

'like a steak in the heart'

this is a bit bizarre , and why is this on the radio ?

Also Dracula in a paddys day parade ?

PeterTheNinth

The man himself.

Roger_007

To keep the punning going: is Paddy being put back in his box?

Red Kev

Did he get the award off Console? Or that Angela Kerins one?

BPKS

2smiggy wrote: »

'like a steak in the heart'

this is a bit bizarre , and why is this on the radio ?

Also Dracula in a paddys day parade ?

Does he dress up as St Patrick at Halloween?

Oops69

Did he know 'bang - bang ' and did he scare the dead Childers in the 1916 par-aay-aaed?

Dan Jaman

Some work is being carried out in the datacentre today, which may cause some disruption. Sorry for any inconvenience!

Ah, that explains it. Dracula was found rooting around the servers.

PeterTheNinth

Oh stfu the pair of ye. Were they working on this little routine all morning?

BPKS

"Its the first time I've rang up Liveline in a long time"

??????????

Atlantic Dawn

Eh in the world of terrorism and that telling someone to just show up is a little wreckless and stupid.

barney shamrock

Oh Joe, you are as witty as....Jimmy Magee.

Dan Jaman

This is a matter of National Importance, folks.

PeterTheNinth

Lacey using this as something to push his own agenda here.

vicwatson

Dermot Leacy advocating breaking the law

Dan Jaman

Don't mention Rio, caller.

Red Kev

Security won't let him in. The bureaucrat who made the decision won't be there.

Waste of time.

If he can't abide by the rules then stay at home.

vicwatson

Saw the Dublin parade about 30 times and never saw this dude - ever

PeterTheNinth

vicwatson wrote: »

Saw the Dublin parade about 30 times and never saw this dude - ever

He was only there at night.

Living Off The Splash

Did I miss the bit about this guy getting a Lifetime Award?

Dan Jaman

Crumblin'.

BPKS

Is this just a quick story before he moves back to the McGrath body in Trinity?

vicwatson

Duffy delaying tacticts here trying to get parade organisers on line 2

sligojoek

Committay

Oops69

This is almost as good as FF , they're all hilarious with the graveyard puns , FF fans will be in heaven .

vicwatson

He's 71 FFS, not 171

Red Kev

If the same issue arose in Sligo, Wexford or Tullamore-ay, would this be on the radio.

Would it fcuk. Duffy indulging his mates and salt of de earth Dubliners.

Dan Jaman

Fell off the roof?
Should have flapped yer cloak and flew off.

sligojoek

Medical issues time now

Roger_007

BPKS wrote: »

Is this just a quick story before he moves back to the McGrath body in Trinity?

I'd love to see Cornelius in the parade.