Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Friend of the show Stephen Sacker from last week who wanted to bury de fadder with the mudder in the back garden...





http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/please-let-me-bury-dad-in-the-garden-mans-plea-to-reunite-his-parents-35376850.html

Is that what David Kelly is up to these days?

neris

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Friend of the show Stephen Sacker from last week who wanted to bury de fadder with the mudder in the back garden...





http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/please-let-me-bury-dad-in-the-garden-mans-plea-to-reunite-his-parents-35376850.html

i didnt hear the show that day but why would you live in a place and not try and integrate into the community in some way? Could understand if they were in the wilds of alaska or australia where your nearest town could be miles and miles away. sound like a bunch of odd balls

pilly

I heard it, the father was away with the fairies, said he didn't obey any laws but when Joe asked him about Trinity he said he followed the rules there. Of course he did cause he wanted the money!

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

i didnt hear the show that day but why would you live in a place and not try and integrate into the community in some way? Could understand if they were in the wilds of alaska or australia where your nearest town could be miles and miles away. sound like a bunch of odd balls

"My father was Professor of Medieval German in the Provost, Fellows, Foundation Scholars and the other members of Board, of the College of the Holy and Undivided Trinity of Queen Elizabeth near Dublin*, so to speak"










*dat duz be the full name of Trinity College Dubalin so to speak for doze of you dat didn't know - dat includes you Joe I suspect, but you can add dat into the biography section of your next buke.

Red Kev

ButtersSuki wrote: »

*dat duz be the full name of Trinity College Dubalin so to speak for doze of you dat didn't know - dat includes you Joe I suspect, but you can add dat into the biography section of your next buke.
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Surely his Joeness would know that having passed through its hallowed gates on many an occasion* as well as being President of the Students Union there before moving on to better things as Presidente non disputee of de Union of Students in Oireland.

*Of course this doesn't include the time he spent in prison for refusing to pay bin charges or some such thing.

Atlantic Dawn

Two day...
De private A&E's advertising on de radio yet they have no places when you arrive at the reception...If only there was a device invented where you could contact the hospital before you travelled, I might just invent such a device and give it the name The Televised Phone.
Divorces
Farmers wills
AHAR

SEPT 23 1989

Posh A&E

Solicitor defends his fees

Animals in Kerry again

sligojoek

"As you know weve beem discussing AHAR on the show since November."

No, Joe. It was discussed for 2 days in November and it hasn't been mentioned since.

He was probably told to keep a lid on it while some proper investigative journalists had a look.

Hitchens

Red Kev wrote: »

Surely his Joeness would know that having passed through its hallowed gates on many an occasion* as well as being President of the Students Union there before moving on to better things as Presidente non disputee of de Union of Students in Oireland.

*Of course this doesn't include the time he spent in prison for refusing to pay bin charges or some such thing.

Jaze, is Joe an ex con? He has a rap sheet?

ButtersSuki

Red Kev wrote: »

Surely his Joeness would know that having passed through its hallowed gates on many an occasion* as well as being President of the Students Union there before moving on to better things as Presidente non disputee of de Union of Students in Oireland.

*Of course this doesn't include the time he spent in prison for refusing to pay bin charges or some such thing.

I doubt he would to be fair as I only found this out myself this week so to speak, and it has only recently changed to its current most-elongated form. This information was passed on to me from an academic I was conversing with (a Professor himself no less, though definitely not as bonkers as de one dat was on De Lahv Lahn recently) who was commenting on the fact that as well as very few people knowing this, it was also he felt "a load of bollocks" so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Hitchens wrote: »

Jaze, is Joe an ex con? He has a rap sheet?

Did you not know dat? I suspect it's WHOY he doesn't (or perhaps more accurately, can't) holiday in De US of A so to speak. I bet he's gutted he can't use de invitation dat was sent to him to attend Trump's Inauguration later dis week so to speak.....:rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Posh A&E

Solicitor defends his fees

Animals in Kerry again

Well I hope whoever that solicitor is has a look on this thread for all the ammo he'll need to put Fateen in his box so to speak. The neck on Duffy to deride anyone for fees! Even if the solictor is completely taking the proverbial, it'll be in the ha'penny place compared to our Joseph.

SEPT 23 1989

excellent garda response in west dublin:rolleyes:

snubbleste

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Well I hope whoever that solicitor is has a look on this thread for all the ammo he'll need to put Fateen in his box so to speak. The neck on Duffy to deride anyone for fees! Even if the solictor is completely taking the proverbial, it'll be in the ha'penny place compared to our Joseph.

Well, you'll find that legal eagles vultures are like our Joe
Solicitor overcharged publican by €500k

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Well, you'll find that legal eagles vultures are like our Joe
Solicitor overcharged publican by €500k

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!

But I bet this fella or lassie duz more than 6.25 hours a week and 40 weeks a year for his/her fees so to speak.

ButtersSuki

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/821706272621948928

Atlantic Dawn

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

excellent garda response in west dublin:rolleyes:

Knives and macheTes used, Joe won'T be Touching This sTory, ThaT's for sure.

Hitchens

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Knives and macheTes used, Joe won'T be Touching This sTory, ThaT's for sure.

Brilliant post AD

PeterTheNinth

Brendan Ogle had a right go at RTE again yesterday on with Matt Cooper. Matt referenced the Facebook posting that he put up about Duffy and John Kilrane, and then read out a statement from RTE (who were contacted to put forward a representative to discuss the topic with Ogle, but didn't) saying that they stand over their employees.

That would be great fodder for Liveline, but it will never happen.

SEPT 23 1989

expect many calls about our old friend RATES

Oops69

Ciaran mullooly ,his moany outraged voice is enough to make me want to go on standby in a few mins when I pass the airport and that's before joe gets going

snubbleste

13:46 and no Joe.

Roger_007

Oops69 wrote: »

Ciaran mullooly ,his moany outraged voice is enough to make me want to go on standby in a few mins when I pass the airport and that's before joe gets going

What colour is the airport?

snubbleste

Claire trying to find Hero.

snubbleste

A "so to speak" at 13:46

Fujitsu10

snubbleste wrote: »

Claire trying to find Hero.

Holding out for a "HERO" maybe............. you'll get none of them around here lady!

Hero - is she holding out for him?

Roger_007

Unused golf courses = A field

snubbleste

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Holding out for a "HERO" maybe............. you'll get none of them around here lady!

Ally Dick

Ring Bonnie Tyler

snubbleste

Park Royal

Interesting to hear Grandfather Trump made mule/horse burgers for the hungry miners during the Gold rush in America.....

1903/4?......fair play to him.

ebbsy

Horse lost 3 times ?

SEPT 23 1989

she is holding out for a hero

PeterTheNinth

I can't believe that Joe Duffy wants to avoid talking about Apollo House / Unite / Brendan Ogle this much.

ebbsy

Park Royal wrote: »

Interesting to hear Grandfather Trump made mule/horse burgers for the hungry miners during the Gold rush in America.....

1903/4?......fair play to him.

Maybe that tradition still continues ?

snubbleste

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I can't believe that Joe Duffy wants to avoid talking about Apollo House / Unite / Brendan Ogle this much.

Listener driven show, caller.

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

The donkey's looking well.

snubbleste

The whaaa virus?

PeterTheNinth

snubbleste wrote: »

Listener driven show, caller.

Will you shush, I'm trying to listen to this person's dog's medical history.

sligojoek

ebbsy wrote: »

Horse lost 3 times ?

The jockey was holding him back. He'll win at good odds next time.

Dan Jaman

ebbsy wrote: »

Horse lost 3 times ?

Take the Mitsubishi instead.

snubbleste

Switch off the radio in the background

mrsdewinter

Oh, you were a volunteer there? Next.

SEPT 23 1989

nothing but good things to say

Duffy hmmmm

PeterTheNinth

She's saying you're full of sh1t Joe, are you not listening to the woman?

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 12
Joe Shows: 12
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

PeterTheNinth

Forget about Hero, Joe is getting up on his high horse now.

Roger_007

Duffy won't be happy until he gets AHAR closed down..........one of his vendettas?

SEPT 23 1989

what an arseh0le:mad: