Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Atlantic Dawn

Roger_007 wrote: »

Imagine asking anyone what they intend to put in their will......live on air. What a f**king cheek!

He did it last week too and the poor lad on the other line said his son, worst was Joe had given out the callers full name at the start of the topic so everyone who knew him would know everything was going to the son.

Right2Write

Del.Monte wrote: »

You would swear that before the Normans came in 1170 Ireland was populated by millions of landowners rather than small numbers of Gaelic chieftains owning the land.

Gaelic chieftains who had their own systems of serfs and slaves.

Roger_007

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Damo talks to the animals at 8.30am of a Saturday

No wonder they need rescuing!

PeterTheNinth

An Claidheamh wrote: »

The Killinard Hotel in Killinard!!!

I used to play with a band and it was a nightmare.

Two hotels called The Heritage within about 20kms of each other, and both addresses given as Portlaoise. The Drummer and the keys player would be in the one in town, bass player and guitarist in Killenard trying to convince the chef to play the spoons.

snubbleste

I hate when me hedge grows out

An Claidheamh

The man was just trying to explain to empty head Duffy about the cultural reasons why farmers are allegedly coy with their farms.
Duffy tried to make him out as a sexist.


Was a bit over the place, but more historically accurate than most of the revisionist/British apologist "historians" on rte.

A Shaved Duck?

Nama Hedges... is this seriously a thing?..

snubbleste

Another Nama land scandal

Atlantic Dawn

"His" budget?

neris

Hedges..... does this not come under farming

Ally Dick

NAMA Hedge funds?

snubbleste

Niall Mellon!

Atlantic Dawn

How does he know they got it for next to nothing?

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

I hate when me hedge grows out

Massey Ferguson has a shaver for you.

snubbleste

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

"His" budget?

Councillors have a small budget amount to spend in their community.

bigroad

snubbleste wrote: »

Niall Mellon!

A mate of RTE so this call will be short.

constitutionus

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

He did it last week too and the poor lad on the other line said his son, worst was Joe had given out the callers full name at the start of the topic so everyone who knew him would know everything was going to the son.

in fairness that might get the lad more pussy down the night club from now on.

neris

Yeah Joe your pun didn't really work out there

An Claidheamh

Right2Write wrote: »

Gaelic chieftains who had their own systems of serfs and slaves.

A few hangups yourself methinks? Slaves?

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

"His" budget?

His budget indeed

Roger_007

"Who called the Gardai..............no names"??

snubbleste

We closed the road for 4 hours, Joe.

Atlantic Dawn

Really dangerous him doing anything on the road the way liability and that has gone.

snubbleste

Well it makes a change from DoobalinFM

An Claidheamh

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I used to play with a band and it was a nightmare.

Two hotels called The Heritage within about 20kms of each other, and both addresses given as Portlaoise. The Drummer and the keys player would be in the one in town, bass player and guitarist in Killenard trying to convince the chef to play the spoons.

Wouldn't it just be terrible if Joe and his "entertainment" got separated like that on Funny Friday........

sligojoek

bigroad wrote: »

A mate of RTE so this call will be short.

Joe knew well who it was before he dragged it out of him.

Atlantic Dawn

Any photos of him at work so to speak?

Fujitsu10

An Claidheamh wrote: »

Wouldn't it just be terrible if Joe and his "entertainment" "band of fools"got separated like that on Funny Friday........

FYP

Dan Jaman

What the feck is the problem?
"Hedge Cutting in Progress" is a common sight.

constitutionus

"the hedges gone mad"



jaysus talk about hyperbole.

Atlantic Dawn

Small bus company...

Mike Guide 69

"Feeeearrrrrrsssseeee"

constitutionus

ASBOS joe, thatll sort them hedges out, ASBOS !

snubbleste

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Any photos of him at work so to speak?

neris

This is some crock of ****

Roger_007

constitutionus wrote: »

"the hedges gone mad"



jaysus talk about hyperbole.

Mad Hedge disease?...............a national crisis?

Del.Monte

What about Buzzards too, I've heard that they've been responsible for flying away with small buses.

An Claidheamh

Maybe Joe could organise some wimmin farmers to trim his hedges.

(sounds like a MBBs joke I know.)

Atlantic Dawn

Is it March onwards there's the annual ban on de hedge cutting?

Atlantic Dawn

Would 10 litres of agent orange be any use?

Park Royal

But surely your travelling at a safe appropriate speed to execute an emergency stop if necessary......even on a narrow

lane or minor road?

Fujitsu10

888??????????

snubbleste

"we loves trees more than anyone, Joe" sez caller

Del.Monte

How/why do farmers live in the countryside at all, they hate anything green - trees, hedges and then there's Badgers, Foxes, Birds of Prey and Deer to contend with.

snubbleste

Dave Fanning's cousin?

An Claidheamh

The amount of times this guy has said "Joe".

snubbleste

I love trees

snubbleste

Mr Velo

A short pain is better than a long one..... Mother o'Jaysus!!