Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Fujitsu10

A short Pain is better than a long one.

Makes perfect sense to me :rolleyes::rolleyes: NOT

Dan Jaman

Short pain - Funny Friday.
Long pain - Lahvloyne.

Hm.... both bad.

Mike Guide 69

Dangerous Ditches Volume 1

Bad Bushes Volume 2

constitutionus

Del.Monte wrote: »

How/why do farmers live in the countryside at all, they hate anything green - trees, hedges and then there's Badgers, Foxes, Birds of Prey and Deer to contend with.

This is why.

SEPT 23 1989

lowering the tone

Park Royal

the council sure they cant even collect the rates or rents.

Atlantic Dawn

Where is your property tax money going?

Dan Jaman

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Dangerous Ditches Volume 1

Bad Bushes Voulme 2

Privet Parts - the Movie.

snubbleste

"Let me do Helena Ryan in Co Limerick" sez Joe

Right2Write

Seen plenty of good healthy trees cut down along roads that pose minimal threat and all because local authorities send out these threatening letters to landowners. One thing cutting back/ down old or diseased trees but we Irish never do it like that, all or nothing.

SEPT 23 1989

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Where is your property tax money going?

Berlin

Dan Jaman

Flamethrower sorts it all.

pilly

Del.Monte wrote: »

How/why do farmers live in the countryside at all, they hate anything green - trees, hedges and then there's Badgers, Foxes, Birds of Prey and Deer to contend with.

Often asked myself this question. They freak out about a bit of dog **** and yet leave cow **** and horse **** all over the roads too.

Atlantic Dawn

More EU ****e and people wonder why Brexit went through.

snubbleste

Ireland has so many accents

PeterTheNinth

Fast moving... Moving fast to keep away from Apollo House.

sligojoek

"Eir or whatever"

Joe thinks they should be called De P&T

Atlantic Dawn

Back then a house was about £5k.

snubbleste

Absentee landowners in Donegal

Dan Jaman

"Where they gone?"

He told you right at the beginning, ffs.

snubbleste

Is Namaland a country?

Atlantic Dawn

Prisoners should be out cutting them and getting a bit of exercise rather than spending hundreds of thousands on gym equipment for them.

Park Royal

Just go to take a sheep out of the field and you will see the farmer quick enough.

An Claidheamh

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

More EU ****e and people wonder why Brexit went through.

Where they foreigner hedges?

bigroad

Who owns the homes in Donegal.ffs.

CarrickMcJoe

The landowners own the land Joe..

Dan Jaman

Joe trying to be smart and falls on his face.

sligojoek

snubbleste wrote: »

Ireland has so many accents

Enjoy it while it lasts. It's only a matter of time before they're all talking with an AA Roadwatch accent.

PeterTheNinth

Is he off his medication today or something?

snubbleste

Caller: salting roads
Joe: assaulting who?

baldbear

Pays himself to salt the road? Or does it for free

Park Royal

Can we talk about Japanese Knot weed.....

Dan Jaman

"I have a salt mine in my back garden, Joe."

FFS.

snubbleste

Park Royal wrote: »

Can we talk about Japanese Knot weed.....

None of that furriner talk on my show

bigroad

Council gave him free salt for his chips.

snubbleste

I bought the salt in the supermarket, Joe.

Roger_007

Park Royal wrote: »

Just go to take a sheep out of the field and you will see the farmer quick enough.

First you have to take the farmer out of the sheep.:D

Dan Jaman

Will ye feck off, missus.
Just be grateful somebody can be arsed doing it, and not sitting on their arse like you, looking for a claim.
FFS.

snubbleste

oh hahahaha @ that text joke

PeterTheNinth

"Somebody said"..

i.e. Joe is having a second shot at his stupid pun but doesn't want to accept responsibility for it falling flat.

bigroad

Joe using his hedge fund joke again .

Atlantic Dawn

"It was getting bad" as he finished off his snackbox.

Living Off The Splash

I'm still laughing at Joe's Hedge fund joke.......

Atlantic Dawn

Then he was subscribed, monthly fee signed up for, la la la he didn't read the small print, tool.

Dan Jaman

Take these tablets, and you'll lose weight.

An Claidheamh

Is it too late for Operation Transformation for you Joe?

Atlantic Dawn

4 ton would buy a lot of snackboxes.

Atlantic Dawn

Not taken you for a fool, you are a fool.

Park Royal

Listen.......do you see obese /overweight people in a concentration camp.........answer no......

because the inmates are usually given next to nothing to eat.......

so just reduce your intake of food ........forget the tablets and being a huge FOOL.

snubbleste

The caller is Stoopid.