Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Who'd want to stand at the bus stop and look inside Joe's bedroom window?

His best buddy in matters death and dat:

snubbleste

Roger_007 wrote: »

Me, me, me..........please.

You make me sick, caller.

somesoldiers

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Where would someone acquire such a device so to speak?

You need to get yourself a package sniffer…(ok don’t really know what that is but came across it yesterday and thought it was funny so to speak)

ThisRegard

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Genuine question - are they reading from a script so to speak?

I think they might be acquaintances of the Sherlocks.

ButtersSuki

"Shthicky phlasters"

Atlantic Dawn

Would a LIDL first aid kit do?

ButtersSuki

ThisRegard wrote: »

I think they might be acquaintances of the Sherlocks.

Who?

Atlantic Dawn

They should bring in a regulation that they have to keep lifejackets under the seats and a liferaft on the roof.

Dan Jaman

If it were a taxi in Doobalin, a bullet-wound-dressing would be a good thing, shurely?

Atlantic Dawn

They should make carrying condoms compulsory, could be sold to customers in emergencies.

snubbleste

PeterTheNinth

And if somebody gets injured when you're driving will you always be in walking distance of a pharmacy?

Right2Write

Ah Jaysus, not the fecking taxi drivers AGAIN - it's only five past two...........

Roger_007

Can't help wondering in what circumstances you would need a packet of band aids in a Taxi?

Mike Guide 69

I'd take up another profession buddy!!!!

Dan Jaman

Joe's new buke; The Death of a Taxi Plate of 2017 and de hungry starving chislers of de Toyota.

Atlantic Dawn

After the 4th time he should have taken up de UFC.

ButtersSuki

Roger_007 wrote: »

Can't help wondering in what circumstances you would need a packet of band aids in a Taxi?

Well some of the Toyotas that pass as Taxis in Cork that I've been in would use them to keep the door attached.

2smiggy

I don't think taxi driving is for him ....

gadgiemagoo

For the driver's mouth???

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

Can't help wondering in what circumstances you would need a packet of band aids in a Taxi?

The sharp wit of the driver?

ButtersSuki

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

I'd take up another profession buddy!!!!

Where else will he get paid €416,000 for 6.25 hours work for 40 weeks a year?

snubbleste

gadgiemagoo wrote: »

For the driver's mouth???

Nice first post, caller.

glenfieldman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Full frontal view of her big propellors there.

Good looking girl
Check out Gyrocopter Girl on YouTube 😳

snubbleste

He travels from Wexford to Dublin to drive a taxi?

ButtersSuki

Pity Joe didn't ask him what a "scrote" was. Would have been a good conversation.

ButtersSuki

glenfieldman wrote: »

Good looking girl
Check out Gyrocopter Girl on YouTube 😳

Link?

Roger_007

gadgiemagoo wrote: »

For the driver's mouth???

Welcome........you will do well here.

ButtersSuki

NONE OF THE RULES WERE INTRODUCED ON THE QT JOE. These drivers simply didn't bother to keep themselves informed.

Atlantic Dawn

Tinted windows in a taxi was a crazy idea, glad they changed the rule.

ThisRegard

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Who?

The guy behind the Liberal, who exaggerated the story and hosted the vid of those two, Leo Sherlock, brother of Cora Sherlock, the pro-life header. He set up the website, with the most ironic name ever considering his background, robs everyones stories and puts a far right wing spin on them.

snubbleste

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Link?

http://bfy.tw/9SEb

Atlantic Dawn

That's whoy Joe you look at the jaysis list of cars first.

ButtersSuki

Joe acting de bollox again.

BUY A DIFFERENT CAR YOU MUPPET, YOU KNOW THE RULES. YOU WEREN'T FORCED TO BUY THE CAR.

2smiggy

Buy a car without tinted windows ?

somesoldiers

More "Vehikles" than Garda patrol

Mike Guide 69

I put on me shorts!!!!!

PeterTheNinth

If he says ve hikle one more time.

Atlantic Dawn

First thing you do is turn on the AC.

ButtersSuki

ThisRegard wrote: »

The guy behind the Liberal, who exaggerated the story and hosted the vid of those two, Leo Sherlock, brother of Cora Sherlock, the pro-life header. He set up the website, with the most ironic name ever considering his background, robs everyones stories and puts a far right wing spin on them.

Yeah I had a quick look and it was pretty feckin' far from liberal.

Park Royal

If its onething the Irish hate its "control".

Atlantic Dawn

Could be a stolen car with 2 lads in the back awaiting the customer.

Harry Angstrom

Why the fook would a taxi driver want tinted windows in his car??

Atlantic Dawn

Joe back in the Taxi drivers good buke.

ButtersSuki

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!

Dan Jaman

Taxi drivers can't go out sick, Joe; unlike radio presenters.

ThisRegard

Ah ffs caller, get off the cross. The same applies to every other self employed person in the country. You think they get funded by someone when they're out sick?

Harry Angstrom

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Joe back in the Taxi drivers good buke.

He's angling for de free rides, so to speak.

foggy_lad

Yuor livlihood! Yuor livlihood!

PeterTheNinth

The fishermen are driving taxis now?