Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

2smiggy

a minimum price for ever journey, would stop a lot of these just touring around for the sake of it

Fujitsu10

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

6 unwell

Six Pack of unwell maybe?

Odyssey 2005

Ex taximan becomes a steerologist for Bus Eireann.

Atlantic Dawn

Yes the Gardaí will open an incident room for €2.30.

snubbleste

Joe being t h i c k

Red Kev

Del.Monte wrote: »

Liam, one of the few callers to make any sense on this issue. Joe proving, once again, that is a total fool as well as an asshole.

I was on a call, what did Liam say?

snubbleste

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes the Gardaí will open an incident room for €2.30.

They would you know.

somesoldiers

Ally Dick wrote: »

No enforcement in Ireland leads to abuse of everything. Nobody is vigilant

that's why the rest of us pay through the hole for everything

Odyssey 2005

snubbleste wrote: »

Joe being t h i c k

Being ???

jean contente

sligojoek wrote: »

Another bus driver.

They might all be calling from the one bus.

TheHomeService

Joe will zone in on the terminal bit.

Fujitsu10

Ally Dick wrote: »

No enforcement in Ireland leads to abuse of everything. Nobody is vigilant

As a friend of mine used to say about Ireland.. "All Law, No Order".
100% correct.

Ally Dick

Fair amount of wackers on today

Park Royal

Train drivers dont have anything to do with travel cards.......?

snubbleste

Where did she pull the number 50 from?

Dan Jaman

Jeez, that was just so feckin' tactful of the driver.
I can appreciate the frustration some of them feel with the parasites, but that's totally uncalled for.

Del.Monte

Is she dead?

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes the Gardaí will open an incident room for €2.30.

How much is a breakfast roll these days?

vicwatson

2smiggy wrote: »

a minimum price for ever journey, would stop a lot of these just touring around for the sake of it

Exactly, like the prescription dipensing charge for medical card holders

Roger_007

Does the free travel pass work for taxis?

Atlantic Dawn

If the driver asks what's your illness say it's de Aids and then try to shake his hand to say hello, see what the response is.

bigroad

Why cant these callers get it into their thick stupid skulls that the CIE employees are Pizzed off with the unwell and the scammers using the free travel not the people that need it.

snubbleste

Oxygen mask to line 1 NOW!

Atlantic Dawn

Dan Jaman wrote: »

How much is a breakfast roll these days?

I'd say it would get ye half of one.

Del.Monte

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

If the driver asks what's your illness say it's de Aids and then try to shake his hand to say hello, see what the response is.

Leprosy would be even better.

Atlantic Dawn

Probably a loud bollix on the phone like most people over 50.

vicwatson

Caller just ran from the bottom of the garden to take the lahvlines call

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

Does the free travel pass work for taxis?

Sure thing; just hop in and go. Present your card at journey's end.
Remember to send in the video as the driver will be full of gratitude.

snubbleste

Retired public servant :rolleyes:

Park Royal

The number of people going to hospitals on buses down the country is unreal.......cancer suffers etc...

2smiggy

what is your point, i cannot follow anything you are saying

Dan Jaman

Del.Monte wrote: »

Is she dead?

Death count for today, 1.

Del.Monte

Good point there, all some CIE employees are missing are Swastika armbands.

snubbleste

Park Royal wrote: »

The number of people going to hospitals on buses down the country is unreal.......cancer suffers etc...

Do you suggest they fly?

Del.Monte

Martin McGuinness on Line.1.

Atlantic Dawn

If someone has photo ID they should not be queried at all, anyone with the old style one should be fully queried.

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I'd say it would get ye half of one.

Ah; ye'd only get a cadet to investigate then.

somesoldiers

Can the researchers stop letting on people who are genuinely entitled to a bus pass, no one is complaining about them

Next up

I have no arms and no legs Joe I need me bus pass

bigroad

Martin mcguinness.

vicwatson

Roger_007 wrote: »

Does the free travel pass work for taxis?

Dont know but.....

"HSE has spent almost €90m on taxis since 2012"



http://www.newstalk.com/HSE-has-spent-almost-90-million-on-taxis-since-2012


How the Fúck?

snubbleste

Can't believe the whole show is dedicated to this
What about Martin McGuinness, avalanche, frosty icy conditions and de homeless etc.

Del.Monte

Medical dictionary - nipple clamps being readied.

sligojoek

List of medical conditions

Where's me clamps?

vicwatson

bigroad wrote: »

Martin mcguinness.

Sit u a tion

Mike Guide 69

This lad has the shopping list of illnesses, Joe must be creaming himself!!!

snubbleste

Cancer cancer cancer triple bypass.
eeek.

2smiggy

this fellow is ticking all the boxes for Joe, three types of cancer !

Park Royal

snubbleste wrote: »

Do you suggest they fly?

The bus service is of great use , thats the point !

bigroad

Can Donny Trump run for election here.

thecretinhop

Dan Jaman wrote: »

With modern tech it would be a trivial thing to implement, but as soon as wind of a government IT contract is sniffed, the snouts will be lined out at the trough to grossly inflate the cost of doing so.
Meanwhile, a 13 year old lad in his bedroom could write it.

Disgrace joe had to get shopping. That 13 year old is still busy with that row row row the boat song (shudder)