Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Roger_007

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Why the fook would a taxi driver want tinted windows in his car??

When you're on a hot date and you take her for a drive out the country.....etc etc.

Right2Write

Take a hike mate! Loads of self employed people in the country and they can't afford to take sick time. What sort of crap these drivers come out with. You wouldn't find them on the radio at closing time - too busy pulling in wads of notes.

Atlantic Dawn

Without regulations the fleet would be this or similar...

foggy_lad

From what Tony is saying From what Tony is saying

Joe in double speak mode

Dan Jaman

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Why the fook would a taxi driver want tinted windows in his car??

Lightly tinted windows (like the orginal Sundym) are fine - they're only 20% or so and make a huge difference to comfort, as the man says.

Roger_007

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

The fishermen are driving taxis now?

Do taxis float?

ButtersSuki

Like you Joe they don't feel they have to answer the people who pay their wages.

gadgiemagoo

Tanks gouys - am still findin me feet so to speak ... need to do me homewerk. Does having adblocker on make any diff? ta

joe6pack

Harry Angstrom

Next caller: "Joe, I bought a Reliant Robin and they won't let me use it as a taxi. Tis a disgrace Joe".

snubbleste

Is Joe thick?

ThisRegard

Joe thinks there's only one call centre to deal with every query in Ireland?

snubbleste

What was that other line?

snubbleste

ThisRegard wrote: »

Joe thinks there's only one call centre to deal with every query in Ireland?

Yes. It's called Call Ireland and the call is routed to anyone with an Irish phone

Atlantic Dawn

Taxis get €95 motor tax a year.

ThisRegard

Joe being at his absolute dumbest self. Ask them Joe do they pay the same car tax as the rest of us?

snubbleste

I know dat x a tousand

Right2Write

Message to Duffy - the listening public ARE NOT INTERESTED in the woes of Irish taxi drivers. Hint... hint..

PeterTheNinth

Asks a question and when they guy responds, he says "I know that I know that I know that".

Michael O'Leary did more for this country than you or anybody in RTE ever did ffs.

snubbleste

Dig at Michael O'Leary

ThisRegard

snubbleste wrote: »

Yes. It's called Call Ireland and the call is routed to anyone with an Irish phone

As, so that's how all the Englanders and Americaners get in touch with Joe!

foggy_lad

ThisRegard wrote: »

Joe being at his absolute dumbest self. Ask them Joe do they pay the same car tax as the rest of us?

De insuredance Joe De Insuredance!

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

Is Joe thick?

Does Grizzly Adams sh1t in th woods?

2smiggy

why would the subsidise something like taxis, when there are too many of them already ? How he gets away with the rubbish he talks :rolleyes:

Fujitsu10

snubbleste wrote: »

Joe Is thick

FYP :D

vicwatson

Who in the feck is doing that voiceover for the national concert hall?? a wanna be marks and spencer ad voiceover person

PeterTheNinth

There's something about that "relaxing" ad for Irish Rail that makes my blood boil

Mike Guide 69

"Discover the world of Joe Duffy.....reborn" "Cirque De Childers" !!!!

vicwatson

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Taxis get €95 motor tax a year.

And farmers for tractors (rarely road compliant) boils my blood

Ah yes we live in an equal Ireland alright

foggy_lad

losing the WILL to live again!

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

why would the subsidise something like taxis, when there are too many of them already ? How he gets away with the rubbish he talks :rolleyes:

Yes, they should put dat money into subsidising de artists and de buke writers and dat.

Atlantic Dawn

Lol, gives out the full name.

2smiggy

first time Joe said 'she believes' she was excluded because she was a woman. Not just stating it as a fact like all week ...

thecretinhop

The amount of horse sht u have to listen to get ll gold sigh

Dan Jaman

There's a queue of aggrieved disinherited women to call up.

Mike Guide 69

Joe doing the maths now, can hear the scribbling!!!!

ButtersSuki

Joe: We'll leave out name for de moment


At least a minute after she said the name.

ButtersSuki

thecretinhop wrote: »

The amount of horse sht u have to listen to get ll gold sigh

Joe gets gold at the end of the week whether it's shoyte or not.

Fujitsu10

Fadher.............

How does a National Broadcaster get away with this rubbish................. :mad:

FFS

ButtersSuki

Joe: Did she help buy the house?
Caller: No, it was bought between them

ButtersSuki

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Fadher.............

How does a National Broadcaster get away with this rubbish................. :mad:

FFS

Fadder, mudder, brudder

Atlantic Dawn

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Joe doing the maths now, can hear the scribbling!!!!

Probably putting together his order for Wongs this evening.

neris

Death and misery, Joe's setting himself up for a happy Friday

Mike Guide 69

No it was "Tales from The Crypt" Joe, ffs!!!!

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Fadder, mudder, brudder

I KNOW DAT, I KNOW DAT,I KNOW DAT, I KNOW DAT,I KNOW DAT, I KNOW DAT,

ButtersSuki

Ten Pin wrote: »

Joe:Hello first name-surname
Listener: Hi Joe
Joe: We'll leave out names

Dumbass

It was a lot more than that, she fully named the lady her fadder did marry after her mudder did doyed.

Roger_007

If she thinks she has a case, she should contest the will.............otherwise shut up about it!

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Probably putting together his order for Wongs this evening.

Wongs? Bit downmarket for Joe.

vicwatson

You can do what the fúck you like with your own will Duffy FFS, leave it to your dog if you like

ButtersSuki

vicwatson wrote: »

You can do what the fúck you like with your own will Duffy FFS, leave it to your dog if you like

We'll have none of your facts on this show caller.