Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

McDermotX

Sounds like Billy is trying to wiggle out of work tomorrow.

snubbleste

What was dat he said?

PauloMN

There's more to this. Billy has a major problem here.

PeterTheNinth

lol..... Blaming Duffy for it now...

ButtersSuki

manodepeeple wrote: »

Does Billy think that job-hunting is like the CAO college system, i.e. you put your hand up once to say you're looking for work and just sit back and wait for the offers to roll in??? Absolute Muppet!

Well it worked for Joe. And he didn't even have to put his hand up.

Harry Angstrom

BPKS wrote: »

"We all know the price of lobster and prawn"



Joe's colours finally shine through.

Smoked salmon socialist.

Hamilcar

I'm not interested in getting a job.................... Finally

snubbleste

"Are you interested in a zero hours contract?" asks Joe
The cheek of him!

TheHomeService

Turned down job offer.

What a shock!!!!

Billy is a tosser

Hamilcar

Keep on the dole

Mike Guide 69

PauloMN wrote: »

There's more to this. Billy has a major problem here.

Yeah its called "working"

madanall

Billy throwing a sickie already...

Fujitsu10

McDermotX wrote: »

Sounds like Billy is trying to wiggle out of work tomorrow.

If the Dept of social welfare or whatever they call them now hear this he will have a bigger problem tomorrow... MUPPET doesn't even go there!

bigroad

Plenty of jobs dont pay any extra for night work.
If I was this guy i would shut up quick and take the job .

neris

Roger_007 wrote: »

Billy doesn't want a job, he just wants to whinge!

Trying to wiggle out of work now been offered to him

PeterTheNinth

See what YOU have started now Duffy.

Roger_007

I wouldn't employ Billy if he was the last man in Ireland!

snubbleste

Roger_007 wrote: »

I wouldn't employ Billy if he was the last man in Ireland!

Whoy?

Floppybits

Does the Co-op guy on the phone get paid regardless of whether there is fish or not?

ButtersSuki

Something fishy about Billy's story....

Ally Dick

Joe is getting around about €2,000 a day for his show

Right2Write

Culture clash - Billy is a fisherman whilst the boss who runs the place is a landlubber and pen pusher. The former has little or no job security whilst the latter has a monthly salary and pension paid you can be sure. Recipe for resentment.

sligojoek

Darcy doing an article on Dublin Bay prawns.

You couldn't make it up.

Dan Jaman

Moans about not getting a job - even a zero-hours job.

Gets offered job, live on air, by the boss.

Turns down job.

Right, feck off, you've shot your bolt.

snubbleste

Ally Dick wrote: »

Joe is getting around about €2,000 a day for his show

Expunge dat. Expunge!

manodepeeple

Roger_007 wrote: »

I wouldn't employ Billy if he was the last man in Ireland!

+1

Imagine the hassle he'd create!

Prime serial whinger. :mad:

Living Off The Splash

Look. Do the Brazilian workers mind walking where there is no footpath? Are you prepared to walk where there is no footpath? I mean, Billy, there has to be some sort of compromise here.

ButtersSuki

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Smoked salmon socialist.

Joe: I didn't want to embarrass dem in l'Ecrivain last week but de smoked salmon was cold so to speak...

Floppybits

Billy sounds like a good union man.

Hamilcar

Union now involved.................. This will not end well

snubbleste

Dooblin accent now.

TheHomeService

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Moans about not getting a job - even a zero-hours job.

Gets offered job, live on air, by the boss.

Turns down job.

Right, feck off, you've shot your bolt.

Don't forget he called to whinge about having to attend a meeting to help him get a job.

Then moaned about furriners taking jobs he could do.

Then gets offered the same job, on the same terms.

Says no.

I hope his dole gets cut.

Floppybits

What has Howth got to do with Castletownbere?

manodepeeple

sligojoek wrote: »

Darcy doing an article on Dublin Bay prawns.

You couldn't make it up.

Maybe with a bit of luck we'll get a loive, on-air anaphylactic shock death!

Hamilcar

Can you deport a boat?

snubbleste

Hamilcar wrote: »

Can you deport a boat?

You use a torpedo.

ButtersSuki

Ally Dick wrote: »

Joe is getting around about €2,000 a day for his show

He gets more than that Ally. That was 2-15 fees so to speak. There's likely been two raises since then.

Ally Dick

Whacker knows everything

manodepeeple

"Co-op John", good time for your phone's battery to run out methinks.

Floppybits

Furthermore

Roger_007

Hamilcar wrote: »

Can you deport a boat?

When it leaves port its 'deported'...........is it not?

My workmate is from a fishing family in Killybegs and his father + brother are fishermen.

Me: "Would you go out on the boats?"

Him: "**** that no way"

Donal55

snubbleste wrote: »

You use a torpedo.

A german torpedo.

snubbleste

Union-speak.
Do they get trained in that?

manodepeeple

Floppybits wrote: »

Furthermore

"...completely concur..."

Mike Guide 69

I think you can hear him turning the pages in the back round

4Ad

Floppybits wrote: »

What has Howth got to do with Castletownbere?

Confused myself...where did he come from ?

snubbleste

Roger_007 wrote: »

When it leaves port its 'deported'...........is it not?

FF is on Friday

Fujitsu10

Ally Dick wrote: »

Whacker knows everything

His brudder might be a Taxi Driver

sligojoek

Who's this bo££ix?