Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Floppybits

snubbleste wrote: »

Floppybits wrote: »

Where is Billy?

Dunno, but I'm really happy he called in whinging about no footpaths on a road and being forced to hitchhike home.  Look what he started!

Turas nua must be delighted with the way this conversation went.

Fujitsu10

snubbleste wrote: »

Dunno, but I'm really happy he called in whinging about no footpaths on a road and being forced to hitchhike home. Look what he started!

Probably achieved to get his dole cut off as well..........

Red Kev

TheHomeService wrote: »

I'll see your Billy the Fish, and raise you the large breasted winger.

Large breasted barefooted Red Indian winger IIRC.

Atlantic Dawn

There was clearly no inspections at all taking place by the Irish Navy when they boarded Irish vessels to see all crew had BIM safety training complete, this is a legal requirement like the safe pass for all crew members, a blind eye was shown for decades.

Floppybits

Roger_007 wrote: »

Red Kev wrote: »

You see people harping on about foreigners fishing our waters. Fact is, we in Ireland have never bothered setting up a major fish processing industry.  Thats our fault and nobody to blame but ourselves.

All the whinging in the world won't fix that.

Absolutely right. Before we joined the EEC we had plenty of time to build up a major fishing industry. We never bothered our ar$es. Now we blame everything on Europe. Typical Irish, playing the victim card.

Isn't that the Irish way though. Expect others to do it for us.

TheHomeService

Red Kev wrote: »

Great Goalie with a greater mullet. (Joe would be proud of de pun)

I always thought that Mrs Brady, Old Lady was based on a Liveline caller.

snubbleste

From this day forth and let it be heard in every hall and every foreign capital, it is Ireland First!

TheHomeService

The quaint fishing village of Ballon, Co Carlow.

Red Kev

TheHomeService wrote: »

I always thought that Mrs Brady, Old Lady was based on a Liveline caller.

And Spoilt Bastard was Joe Duffy himself.

Mike Guide 69

RIGHT?????????????

manodepeeple

Floppybits wrote: »

Turas nua must be delighted with the way this conversation went.

Guess who's back? Back again...

snubbleste

TheHomeService

"And talking of lovely villages, de Funny Friday crew will be in Killinard"

sligojoek

RIGHT????
RIGHT?????

Atlantic Dawn

So I says to them Joe, "stick it up your Turas" so I did.

Harry Angstrom

Just another layer of bureaucracy giving jobs to the boys.

snubbleste

"dis is all word of mouth now" sez caller

Dan Jaman

She pines for the man she wants...

Can't you just walk away form Turas Nua if you find a job off your own back???

TheHomeService

snubbleste wrote: »

"dis is all word of mouth now" sez caller

Empirical evidence, subject to peer review

BPKS

snubbleste wrote: »

"dis is all word of mouth now" sez caller

If any words ever uttered by a caller could have epitomized the show more.

Mike Guide 69

Well open your belt Joe, if you're expanding!!!!

snubbleste

TheHomeService wrote: »

Empirical evidence, subject to peer review

None of dat fancy tongue now, caller

Cdosrun

I'd say Billy has got himself in a lot of trouble with DPS today.
I think he said he worked two weeks before Xmass, Did he tell the DPS about that.?
If the DPS arrange for him to go to the Co Op and be doesn't turn up they could cut him off the dole completely.

TheHomeService

Deleted User wrote: »

Can't you just walk away form Turas Nua if you find a job off your own back???

No. It's like Hotel California.

Atlantic Dawn

Any update on the lad Turas Nua put directing traffic as a flag man that was run over by an SUV?

McDermotX

Deleted User wrote: »

Can't you just walk away form Turas Nua if you find a job off your own back???

With no paths to walk on ?

Are ye mad, says Billy.

BPKS

Find Maura A Man


Maybe Ray and Jenny could get on the job.

Red Kev

Has to be an Irish name says the Radio Teilifis Eireann employee sarcastically.

MmmChocolate

"They'll be running out of words" sez Joe, always a great man to get a laugh.

An Claidheamh

Can these muppets not just read between the lines?

It's not a recruiting agency. They can't do anything else except a CV.

It's essentially just the welfare trying to get people off the dole.

By the way, what's the problem with the odd meeting every few months if you're getting dole.

snubbleste

Multimedia in college?

2smiggy

multimedia :D

TheHomeService

"She did Multimedia".

Atlantic Dawn

She should create a new updatted Liveline soundboard for us all to play with.

25 and never worked!!!!!!!!!

Scratch a multimedia degree off your CAO selections kids...........

Del.Monte

As far as I know Turas Nua is an offshoot of an English company which has had its own share of 'problems' - cute name though. :rolleyes:

Dan Jaman

Cdosrun wrote: »

I'd say Billy has got himself in a lot of trouble with DPS today.
I think he said he worked two weeks before Xmass, Did he tell the DPS about that.?
If the DPS arrange for him to go to the Co Op and be doesn't turn up they could cut him off the dole completely.

Not the result he was hoping for...
All he wanted was a footpath.

snubbleste

"very castdown" sez Joe

TheHomeService

"Is she cast down?"

Roger_007

I was in my local shop yesterday. There was a new girl working there, she was from Lithuania. I asked her how she came to be working in a small village in Ireland. She said she just went around shops and pubs and asked for a job until she got one. I bet she never heard of Turas Nua.

Atlantic Dawn

She should create a porn site for country folk.

Dan Jaman

Del.Monte wrote: »

As far as I know Turas Nua is an offshoot of an English company which has had its own share of 'problems' - cute name though. :rolleyes:

I thought the tactic sounded similar.

PeterTheNinth

F**king ridiculous.. Sending kids to courses with absolutely no possibility of a job. And then she's "too qualified" to work in the local shop for a few years.

Mike Guide 69

Ah would Ray not take her on, he's a a lost cause as it is

snubbleste

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

25 and never worked!!!!!!!!!
Scratch a multimedia degree off your CAO selections kids...........

ah now, she said, never worked since college. She probably had done jobbridge and that crap.

PeterTheNinth

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

She should create a porn site for country folk.

GoingDownOnTheFarm.ie ?

Harry Angstrom

She said "downcast"! Now stick that up your arse Joe, and stop saying "cast down"!

Atlantic Dawn

Cast down, wtf is he at with that term?

McDermotX

snubbleste wrote: »

"very castdown" sez Joe

TheHomeService wrote: »

"Is she cast down?"

Like some biblical demon..........so-to-speak.