Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

bottlebrush

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I hope it's some old farmer geezer who likes the simpler things in life, when he gets the winnings he can go down the local tractor dealers and by the top of the range Massey Ferguson.

and there'll surely be fighting then about the will . . .

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Irish callers to de Babestation chat line were getting through to people in Westport, I can imagine some of de filthy conversations de poor peoples would be subjected to. The ladies of Babestation will visit Westport on Thursday to "show support", whatever that will mean, Ryanair style marketing me thinks...



http://www.thejournal.ie/babestation-mix-up-westport-3203474-Jan2017/

Joe might be more sympathetic than we think as he has a lot in common with de Babestation girls - they're both incredibly well remunerated for answering the phone, and they both have enormous boobs so to speak.

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

He will hunt down that euromillions winner

It's prob. someone in RTE. Or a politician.

Jan_de_Bakker

I won the lotto lads !!!

3 numbers ... €7.70 ...

ButtersSuki

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

I won the lotto lads !!!

3 numbers ... €7.70 ...

Well done! Well done!

How did dat make you feeeeel?

PeterTheNinth

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwVtoqMzO4

And there's loads more.

Cllr Traynor: "John came on with an opposing view and you attacked him straight away. "

Duffy (sarcastically): "Oh did I, okay".

:mad::mad:

Hitchens

TheRiverman wrote: »

Contrary to popular belief a vagina in any clean or unclean state does not smell fishy and I'm speaking from experience,so to speak:p:p:D

blow up dolls don't count

ButtersSuki

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

Cllr Traynor: "John came on with an opposing view and you attacked him straight away. "

Duffy (sarcastically): "Oh did I, okay".

:mad::mad:

"Don't you be givin' me any of yer auld guff" came from that call and the absolutely hilarious "I'll calm down if you calm down" - when the only person who needed calming was de Duffmeister General. As I've oft said about Duffy, it's the tone he delivers his barbs with that say as much (if not more) about the man as his words do be do be do be do so to speak. He barked "I'll calm down if you calm down" at the Cllr., and the "Don't you be givin' me any of yer auld guff" was delivered with a snide-ness and suggested inferiority that were truly, truly disrespectful and certainly not becoming of a "professional" (:rolleyes:) experienced broadcaster. He frequently passes sarcastic comments and quips to and at those who dare to have a different opinion than his own. He cannot control his temper and the truth is there's a bit of the Ballyer Gurrier still left in him that he tries unsuccessfully to hide. He way be very wealthy, but he is a man devoid of class and basic manners.

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ButtersSuki wrote: »

What? Today's show wouldn't even make the top 1000 funniest/stupidest Lahv Lahn's ever.

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER ON RTE THAN LAHV LAHN (accompanied by this thread in real time so to speak).

Examples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F97i0tP3VUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RwWeeR89Gw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzd4eBaR7h8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4y_24liaq0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PX7FSaBZW8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwVtoqMzO4

And there's loads more.

The only time De Lahv lahn isn't funny is FunnyFryday.

Was ya man still aroused while talking about the immodestly dressed women with crotchless briefs in Knock ? It sounded like he was..

pilly

Can't wait to listen to all these when I have decent internet connection!

ButtersSuki

pilly wrote: »

Can't wait to listen to all these when I have decent internet connection!

Welcome aboard btw! You're in for a treat - "don't do de accent" is a personal favourite.

There's honestly loads more.

Two that spring the mind (but I don't have links to) were:
1. the Limerick "lady" with her brand-specific shopping list of the items she wanted/demanded to be replaced by local businesses after her house burned down and she "forgot" to pay her insurance
2. single mudder with multiple chislers giving out about her free apartment as it was on level 2 of the block. Cue male caller calling in telling her she maybe should have learned to keep her legs shut and she wouldn't have so many problems


Can any other boardsies offer more suggestions?

sligojoek

The Jameson guy gave us a good half hour one day last year. He had a good go at Joe and his ilk and their wages/ fees. I don't think it ever made YouTube.

sligojoek

Cue Joe making a pun about dirty ol town to connect to his first topic

Atlantic Dawn

T'day
What happens when you pull the communications cord on de train, a fella pulled it so to speak and will tell us what happened.
Those on jobseekers diverted to Turas Nua.

pilly

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Welcome aboard btw! You're in for a treat - "don't do de accent" is a personal favourite.

There's honestly loads more.

Two that spring the mind (but I don't have links to) were:
1. the Limerick "lady" with her brand-specific shopping list of the items she wanted/demanded to be replaced by local businesses after her house burned down and she "forgot" to pay her insurance
2. single mudder with multiple chislers giving out about her free apartment as it was on level 2 of the block. Cue male caller calling in telling her she maybe should have learned to keep her legs shut and she wouldn't have so many problems


Can any other boardsies offer more suggestions?

There's some hilarious comments on here, I'm enjoying them.

Although I thought Bill from yesterday got a bit of tough ride. After listening back he had some very good points. I did end up thinking though "if Castletownbere has no jobs, no women, no social life then move out of it". Some people do want everything delivered to their doorstep.

snubbleste

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day
What happens when you pull the communications cord on de train, a fella pulled it so to speak and will tell us what happened.
Those on jobseekers diverted to Turas Nua.

But, but, but de researchers are putting out feelers on de twitter

https://twitter.com/Liveline_RTE/status/824180121754013698

Fujitsu10

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

T'day
What happens when you pull the communications cord on de train, a fella pulled it so to speak and will tell us what happened.
Those on jobseekers diverted to Turas Nua.

"I Pulled the chain Joe and nothing happened", pun fest coming today I'd say :D

snubbleste

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

"I Pulled the chain Joe and nothing happened", pun fest coming today I'd say :D

I pulled the chain, Joe, and the driver came.

Hitchens

Bus Eireann looking for a bailout ....what happened to "let the market decide?"

Atlantic Dawn

Tubs was talking to a Babestation representative so to speak this morning, 3 of the ladies of the station will be in Westport tomorrow at 2pm. They want to meet Michael Ring, lol.

Fujitsu10

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Tubs was talking to a Babestation representative so to speak this morning, 3 of the ladies of the station will be in Westport tomorrow at 2pm. They want to meet Michael Ring, lol.

A bit of Ring polishing so - "so to speak"

Fujitsu10

Charlie Flanagan spoofing like a champ on the news at the moment, what a f*cking bluffer... :mad::mad:

Atlantic Dawn

I think nobody want to be Minister For Brexit because when the border goes up and it goes tits up they don't want to be the sole person responsible.

Dan Jaman

Trumpington again.

snubbleste

Trump?
Trump, again!!

ButtersSuki

On de EYEphone at the moment so to speak so can't do it myself but can someone post de bingo card for de newbie......I almost forgot about that...and me the creator of it and all and anyways so to speak says I moriya.

Atlantic Dawn

Joe now thinking illegal immegration is a great laugh, at the same time he would have no problem lashing in to Ryanair for the recent Aer Lingus immigrant tweets which I thought were gas.

snubbleste

ButtersSuki wrote: »

On de EYEphone at the moment so to speak so can't do it myself but can someone post de bingo card for de newbie......I almost forgot about that...and me the creator of it and all and anyways so to speak says I moriya.

It's sooooo out of date, caller.

McDermotX

Illegal Criminal on line 2.

2smiggy

big red buuke


1986 , all recent, relevant topics and callers

Atlantic Dawn

No way will Joe touch the Aer Lingus story.

A Shaved Duck?

Waiting for this guy to get to his point... joe happily ignoring that this guy was breaking the law...but sure isnt he a cute hoor.

somesoldiers

Who is this lad and what has 1986 got to do with today?

madanall

We will get Trump every day for the 4 years of his presidency at this rate.

A Shaved Duck?

somesoldiers wrote: »

Who is this lad and what has 1986 got to do with today?

Dont know and sweet fook all.

vicwatson

Clown admitting he broke US laws live on radio. Ah the priests involved again !

Roger_007

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Joe now thinking illegal immegration is a great laugh, at the same time he would have no problem lashing in to Ryanair for the recent Aer Lingus immigrant tweets which I thought were gas.

Of course illegal immigrants are from other countries; the Irish are merely 'undocumented '.

SEPT 23 1989

a criminal boasting about his crimes

Fujitsu10

So the priest was a people trafficker?? :eek::eek:

2smiggy

gave the priests euros, before they even existed !! what a man Frankie is

Atlantic Dawn

Is Joe trying to make the Aer Lingus employee people smuggling story seem harmless?

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

It's sooooo out of date, caller.

I know now how Joe duz feel with all de peeple criticising his art and dat......;):rolleyes:

PeterTheNinth

What has this got to do with anything?

Dan Jaman

Well, that's the Windsor route closed, thanks to this clown.

vicwatson

The way this clown is describing it you'd swear he was trying to get out of North Korea

A Shaved Duck?

You gave him a thousand euros before they even existed?... you do sound like a guy thats frugal with the truth..cool story bro

snubbleste

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

What has this got to do with anything?

Who knows.

snubbleste

7 and half foot tall?

Roger_007

"I looked at her, she looked at me..."
I thought that was going somewhere interesting. Alas no!

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Is Joe trying to make the Aer Lingus employee people smuggling story seem harmless?

I'm not even listening so as per Lahv lahn rules I'm in the perfect position to comment, so, probably.

I'll confirm when I listen back to the podcast later so to speak. Until then, slán so to speak.