Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 3:52pm

neris wrote: »

Seymour what

Seymour360Photography

jean contente · 13-01-2017 3:52pm

Google Stepaside..?

dvcireland · 13-01-2017 3:52pm

Have a look around the Blacker , so to speak

Jan_de_Bakker · 13-01-2017 3:52pm

Sure anyone with an smartphone can do that >?>?

Atlantic Dawn · 13-01-2017 3:52pm

Joe could get Duffy Towers done...

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 3:53pm

Wunderful, fantastic pubs dat sell de demon drink so to speak.

Atlantic Dawn · 13-01-2017 3:53pm

Area 51 so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 3:54pm

Joe recently saw "Eye In The Sky" methinks.

thecretinhop · 13-01-2017 3:54pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wunderful, fantastic pubs dat sell de demon drink so to speak.

Ah butters you know in joes world they all have a half pint and go home aka like at galway races

Fujitsu10 · 13-01-2017 3:54pm

Terry's Hot Tubs.................... that sounds the business alright........:D:D

jean contente · 13-01-2017 3:55pm

De drones do be a great way for gettin the drugs into the jails Joe.

Harry Angstrom · 13-01-2017 3:55pm

Joe's getting giddy. Another hard-working week nearly at an end.

Atlantic Dawn · 13-01-2017 3:55pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe recently saw "Eye In The Sky" methinks.

It's not too bad, the remote birds and insects were a touch away with the fairies.

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 3:55pm

Terry's Hot Tubs? Artic Spas more like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnLcZj7rFU

Celtic Tiger Madness

snubbleste · 13-01-2017 3:55pm

That solicitor has given me a headache

Jan_de_Bakker · 13-01-2017 3:55pm

Can't stand those f'ucking TV license adds!!

Roger_007 · 13-01-2017 3:55pm

TV licence fee should be renamed Duffy Benevolent Fund!

Right2Write · 13-01-2017 3:56pm

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Eh Google earth is done from a car you idiot.

Careful now, you're thinking of StreetView

Right2Write · 13-01-2017 3:57pm

Ah Jaysus, not another one - they're like noxious weeds, you can't keep them down

Jan_de_Bakker · 13-01-2017 3:57pm

Great point ..

Atlantic Dawn · 13-01-2017 3:57pm

No seatbelts, no ABS neither.

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 3:57pm

"Dem Childers should be in Taxis Joe" sez Taxi Driver.

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 3:58pm

How many times a day does a Taxi Driver say "you couldn't make it up"?

Atlantic Dawn · 13-01-2017 3:59pm

€10 million to invest me hole.

Roger_007 · 13-01-2017 3:59pm

I thought those limos were a Celtic Tiger thing?

Del.Monte · 13-01-2017 3:59pm

I thought it was €10 million?

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 3:59pm

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

€10 million to invest me hole.

€10million each caller, so €20million in total.

An Claidheamh · 13-01-2017 4:00pm

Why should one wealthy person in a limo/taxi be allowed parity with 100 people on a bus?

Taxi driver logic.

Roger_007 · 13-01-2017 4:00pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

How many times a day does a Taxi Driver say "you couldn't make it up"?

They can make it up easily enough when they're charging the customers!

Del.Monte · 13-01-2017 4:01pm

Did they show the taximan the 'colour' of their money?

snubbleste · 13-01-2017 4:01pm

Finished at 15:01:15

An Claidheamh · 13-01-2017 4:01pm

Limo is a public service?

Like Joe Duffy is a public servant.

thecretinhop · 13-01-2017 4:03pm

Whoy does joe have so many producers?

Is it like alan p and his house band lazarus,flamingo,etc i.e they dont get on

Fujitsu10 · 13-01-2017 4:03pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

How many times a day does a Taxi Driver say "you couldn't make it up"?

I don't know, I couldn't add it up..........

I'll get me coat.

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2017 4:03pm

An Claidheamh wrote: »

Limo is a public service?

Like Joe Duffy is a public servant.

That should read "Joe is technically a public servant who is driven to work each day in a limo"?

sligojoek · 13-01-2017 5:06pm

Del.Monte wrote: »

It's a complete load of bollox that's why - a more realistic ad would include the nauseating, loud, bilingual stream of announcements on boarding, between each station and on approach to a station.

I spent 6 hours last Tuesday on various buses between Tipperary and Sligo. I was in the horrors from a 4 day drinking session with some friends I hadn't met for years. If I ever hear "Stand clear. Luggage doors opperayshin" and its irish equivilant again I'll kill the nearest person to me.

snubbleste · 13-01-2017 5:10pm

Mouseslayer17 · 13-01-2017 5:11pm

Does Joe get paid weekly or monthly?

snubbleste · 13-01-2017 5:35pm

Mouseslayer17 wrote: »

Does Joe get paid weekly or monthly?

Tweeeet him and ask @realjoeduffy

Mena Mitty · 13-01-2017 6:13pm

Roger_007 wrote: »

They can make it up easily enough when they're charging the customers!

A mate-a-mine said the very same ting.

Atlantic Dawn · 13-01-2017 7:05pm

De Dublin Fibre Gade to ballot for industrial action, surprised Joe didn't have anything on the show.

http://www.thejournal.ie/industrial-action-ballot-dublin-fire-brigade-3185392-Jan2017/

sligojoek · 13-01-2017 9:12pm

Give him time. He'll do a PR job for them that'll put Terry Prone to shame. And that takes some doing.

goose2005 · 13-01-2017 10:05pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

CemetaryCam.ie so to speak.

Can you imagine getting an aerial view of every funeral in the parish? You could see the coffin being lowered and everything.

foggy_lad · 13-01-2017 10:46pm

goose2005 wrote: »

Can you imagine getting an aerial view of every funeral in the parish? You could see the coffin being lowered and everything.

Don't tell the Healy's Rae! Never-mind the parish they'll be at every funeral in Munster appearing by Drone with a tablet screen and a big green Kerry GAA supporters hand to shake hands with the mourners and a bucket off a toy JCB to throw a bit of dirt into the grave after the lowerin' so to speak.

Atlantic Dawn · 14-01-2017 1:04am

Some viewing for Joe of a Monday evening...

The secrets of the controversial embalming techniques used to make the dead appear to be still alive, and how the practice has made a resurgence in recent years having been so popular in Victorian times. John Harris, who works for one of the UK's oldest and most respected funeral directors, travels to Puerto Rico to find out from families why they celebrated the passing of their loved ones in such an unusual way, and meets Felix, who shows him how he kept the eyes of tragic murder victim Fernando Diaz Beato open.

http://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/fh4gz6/extreme-embalming

ButtersSuki · 14-01-2017 4:31pm

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Some viewing for Joe of a Monday evening...

http://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/fh4gz6/extreme-embalming

That would be actual porn for him. He'd need to take a week of to recover after watching that so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 14-01-2017 5:00pm

Signs Joe Duffy-isms are affecting your life:

I was just typing an email to a colleague and I typed the word "Stockhullum" and couldn't figure out WHOY it had a red line underneath it for about a hundredth of a second............

somesoldiers · 14-01-2017 8:13pm

It just occurred to me, what do the Muslim women do when they are at mass and it comes to the shakey hands bit and dat, so to speak?

snubbleste · 14-01-2017 8:23pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Signs Joe Duffy-isms are affecting your life:
I was just typing an email to a colleague and I typed the word "Stockhullum" and couldn't figure out WHOY it had a red line underneath it for about a hundredth of a second............

I do be Doobalinesing verbally from toyme to toyme even though I don't inhabit de unadulterated kip.
It's like de Straylans dat listened to de bee bee sea in de 60s possessing da plummy home counties accent instead of straylian.

snubbleste · 14-01-2017 8:23pm

somesoldiers wrote: »

It just occurred to me, what do the Muslim women do when they are at mass and it comes to the shakey hands bit and dat, so to speak?

They don't do mass, caller, as you know.

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