Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

snubbleste

Jebus wept

PeterTheNinth

And can you imagine if Trump ever comes here. Duffy will be out at Dublin airport in the showbiz presenter get up and singing Óle Óle Óle

Joking about the US President masturbating? Is this really the level that it has gone down to?

thecretinhop

This is dire. This show is basically a 5 star weekend for fatten and his mates. Joes world view in his opinion is a fair impartial man of the people who worked hard to get where he got and he is fair and honest salt of The earth dubliner.
In reality he is (should be in most countries) a failed hospital dj who would more than likely getting ready for a dj set for free on Saturday in ballyfermot in support of dublin for refugees or some other guff.
In reality he is and encompasses (look it up joe) All that is wrong about this country, he ticks the box on it all cronyism,nepotism, champagne socialist, and also an uneducated buffoon.
The best worst part of it? This sick racist joke is ok if it is Chinese American etc but he would be sacked if he slated Muslims. Also we pay for all this while driving 5 hours a day, barely getting wages in cntfkr government raking 60 pc of our wage.meanwhile fateen has tax tax schemes with his book that woul make Bernie blush. Rant over funny Friday makes unhigned:mad::)

Dan Jaman

It's over.
Thank F for that.
It's not an experience I'll be repeating any time soon.
Honestly, it's worse than I ever remember it being.

Jan_de_Bakker

thecretinhop wrote: »

This is dire. This show is basically a 5 star weekend for fatten and his mates. Joes world view in his opinion is a fair impartial man of the people who worked hard to get where he got and he is fair and honest salt of The earth dubliner.
In reality he is (should be in most countries) a failed hospital dj who would more than likely getting ready for a dj set for free on Saturday in ballyfermot in support of dublin for refugees or some other guff.
In reality he is and encompasses (look it up joe) All that is wrong about this country, he ticks the box on it all cronyism,nepotism, champagne socialist, and also an uneducated buffoon.
The best worst part of it? This sick racist joke is ok if it is Chinese American etc but he would be sacked if he slated Muslims. Also we pay for all this while driving 5 hours a day, barely getting wages in cntfkr government raking 60 pc of our wage.meanwhile fateen has tax tax schemes with his book that woul make Bernie blush. Rant over funny Friday makes unhigned:mad::)

And the he ****ing sues a harmless Twitter account that is only having a laugh ... nothing slanerous there ... nothing nasty ...

JOKE !!

Jan_de_Bakker

Dan Jaman wrote: »

It's over.
Thank F for that.
It's not an experience I'll be repeating any time soon.
Honestly, it's worse than I ever remember it being.

I finished it just as an endurance test..

thecretinhop

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

And the he ****ing sues a harmless Twitter account that is only having a laugh ... nothing slanerous there ... nothing nasty ...

JOKE !!

Really!???

thecretinhop

Add farcy to it he is literally barking on air

neris

snubbleste wrote: »

Jebus wept

Miss Piggy came to visit liveline

Brian Scan

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Its not even BAD jokes ... it's just pure utter inane drivel!!

Yeah, that's the Liveline thread for you.

ButtersSuki

Brian Scan wrote: »

Yeah, that's the Liveline thread for you.

And he's back! We missed you Brian and your (as de great man would say himself) "wunderful, fantastic" contributions to the thread so to speak. :rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

I'll say one thing for Joe and that red velure waistcoat and dickie bow combo - he certainly gets his money's worth out of them!

Atlantic Dawn

snubbleste wrote: »

Find Joe.

Don't think there's anyone under 50 in the crowd, dem is de target market for de advertisers.

Hitchens

The fúckin' fix is well and truly in.

ButtersSuki

Hitchens wrote: »

The fúckin' fix is well and truly in.

I'm lost caller. Can you explain dat statement so to speak?

furiousox

Looks like a classic funny friday in the photo above.
Classic, as in not one person in the photo is laughing or even smiling for that matter.

Dan Jaman

furiousox wrote: »

Looks like a classic funny friday in the photo above.
Classic, as in not one person in the photo is laughing or even smiling for that matter.

They're afraid to, lest their dentures fall out.

ButtersSuki

furiousox wrote: »

Looks like a classic funny friday in the photo above.
Classic, as in not one person in the photo is laughing or even smiling for that matter.

The old folks homes' (plural) staff were laughing. Couple of hours off while their "customers" we're being "entertained" at the tax payers expense so to speak.

PeterTheNinth

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Don't think there's anyone under 50 in the crowd, dem is de target market for de advertisers.

The carers for the audience members maybe. It looks like he's just picked up everybody from the nearest nursing home.

philstar

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

or mental home

ButtersSuki

Today's lesson will teach you how de different generations do be do be do be reacting and using de social meeja and dat:

So Thlia wore this last night:


To which @RealJoeDuffy commented:
https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/825792878177873922

Guess who the first person to like it was? Thalia Heffernan herself.

Contrast that behaviour with that of the occasional host of De Lahv Lahn and his banning of anyone who says anything that isn't glowing in praise of him or the national broadcaster.

So in sum, de chung wans do nose how to use de social meeja and de auld lads don't and dat.

And dat concludes today's lesson so to speak.

ButtersSuki

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/825876913398890501

snubbleste

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/825876913398890501

I sooo saw dat and was going to post it. €50 for p&p sounds very reasonable.

Atlantic Dawn

Today...
Trump and his travel ban
Homeless crisis
Housing crisis
CR Bodyworks in Dundrum gone

SEPT 23 1989

childish attack on Trump as soon as he opens his mouth

small business closes Duffy rubs salt into the wounds

Atlantic Dawn

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 20
Joe Shows: 20
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

snubbleste

Twill just be Trump trump trump

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

Twill just be Trump trump trump

Joe-wly the Elephant necked his lunch and said hello to the circus...

Jan_de_Bakker

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/826052711841931265

Hitchens

our politucians raging because Trump is actually doing what he promised to do before he was elected

Jan_de_Bakker

Oh can they sh*t the f*ck up about Trump !!

Jesus

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Today...
Trump and his travel ban
Homeless crisis
Housing crisis
CR Bodyworks in Dundrum gone

Am I reading that correctly? A National Radio programme is going to cover the closure of a local gym? There must have been a lot of RTE Staff that were members for that to be deemed newsworthy.

Oops69

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 20
Joe Shows: 20
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

Jesus ,he must be banking days to take a mega holiday or a sabbatical to count his money or write a new book 'Misery ,the sequel ' or ' dead children of the civil war '

Jan_de_Bakker

Oh wow a Pro Trump supporter on 1st!!

wow Joe won't like this !!

Dan Jaman

http://trumpdonald.org/

Atlantic Dawn

Eyeran.

ButtersSuki

Hitchens wrote: »

our politucians raging because Trump is actually doing what he promised to do before he was elected

Shocking isn't it? I don't agree with pretty much anything he says but at least he's as you say doing what he said he would do pre-election. His supporters must think he's the greatest thing ever.

TheHomeService

There'll be a Telly Pole on whether Enda should visit the White House, mark my words.

SEPT 23 1989

impartial presenter

Jan_de_Bakker

Caller tell Joe Obama has done the same - but media ignore it ..

Oops69

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Oh wow a Pro Trump supporter on 1st!!

wow Joe won't like this !!

Joe will like this , he's in the mood to be a shouting down ignorant bollix today .

ButtersSuki

Joe: WHOY are day banning de poor blankets?

A Shaved Duck?

How many times will trump be compared to the KKK and Adolf Hitler today by hysterical callers?

this is so pointless and duffy is loving the fact that he can bluff his way through the week and throw out snide comments and loaded questions to anybody that dares agree with trump.

somesoldiers

Has he banned blankets as well? madman

Ally Dick

Brendan O'Carroll on the line?

Atlantic Dawn

Homophobic?

Oops69

Let's ban HOMOs lol, best laugh Today

ButtersSuki

I bet you 1,000 copies of Joe's buke dis fella says the following at least once a day:

I'm not racist but........

Atlantic Dawn

Legal or illegals undocumented?

Oops69

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I bet you 1,000 copies of Joe's buke dis fella says the following at least once a day:

I'm not racist but........

spot on