Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

I do be Doobalinesing verbally from toyme to toyme even though I don't inhabit de unadulterated kip.
It's like de Straylans dat listened to de bee bee sea in de 60s possessing da plummy home counties accent instead of straylian.

Strewth.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Strewth.

Cobber.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Cobber.

I'm not familiar with dat wan so to speak.....wat duz dat mean now?

Hitchens

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm not familiar with dat wan so to speak.....wat duz dat mean now?

flamin' mongrel?

ButtersSuki

@RealJoe Duffy broke de Twitter Machine:

https://twitter.com/TrendingInIRE/status/820732296072458240

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/820725783316594690

sligojoek

Well done, petal.

Lady Chatterton

ButtersSuki wrote: »

@RealJoe Duffy broke de Twitter Machine:

https://twitter.com/TrendingInIRE/status/820732296072458240

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/820725783316594690

Ah Butters, I wish I could thank that post twice....... or three times even. Well done, Well done

ThisRegard

I saw that tweet elsewhere this evening and one was rather amused by it.

Des Cahill has a good one too

https://twitter.com/sportsdes/status/820717232766455808

ButtersSuki

ThisRegard wrote: »

I saw that tweet elsewhere this evening and one was rather amused by it.

Do you mean elsewhere as in on de twitter machine, or are you implying @realJoeDuffy did plagiarise it? I assure you he didn't. I mean if I knew who composed it I'm sure that he/she wouldn't be the plagiarising type....

As an artist meself I do know de pain of having yer wurk totally ripped off.....like de time de Sindo copied Me Weekly Column and dat. Speaking of which, I might have to resurrect those.

dvcireland

Tomorrow on Liveline, Joe speaks to Rory Mc Ilroy from his hospital trolley in Abu Dabby Doo

Joe: how did you manage to get there, Rory ?

RM: Brendan O Carroll organised the flights !

Atlantic Dawn

A story from a while back on the show in August 215, a fella caught up in de Canaries for his involvement in the transportation of €135 million worth of cocaine and gold so to speak.. His trial is tomorrow week, Joe might have him on for another chat tomorrow...

http://www.thejournal.ie/ken-coalter-3180022-Jan2017/

http://www.thejournal.ie/gran-canaria-man-held-for-two-years-2258945-Aug2015/

ThisRegard

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Do you mean elsewhere as in on de twitter machine, or are you implying @realJoeDuffy did plagiarise it? I assure you he didn't. I mean if I knew who composed it I'm sure that he/she wouldn't be the plagiarising type....

As an artist meself I do know de pain of having yer wurk totally ripped off.....like de time de Sindo copied Me Weekly Column and dat. Speaking of which, I might have to resurrect those.

The author was fully credited! It was a link to the original tweet on another forum or social media outlet.

Atlantic Dawn

The Ewe Two tickets on sale will likely feature on tomorrows show.

Lady Chatterton

Note to ButtersSuki

You're approaching your 20,000th post, it's only seven posts away :eek: I'm expecting great things.... maybe Mr. Duffy might mention such an auspicious occasion in his weekly column or even better on Lahvlahn.

thecretinhop

Joe: go ahead caller hue still havent found what ur luckin 4 also?

ButtersSuki

Lady Chatterton wrote: »

Note to ButtersSuki

You're approaching your 20,000th post, it's only seven posts away :eek: I'm expecting great things.... maybe Mr. Duffy might mention such an auspicious occasion in his weekly column or even better on Lahvlahn.

With that kind of build up I can only disappoint.

I'd imagine I've had at least 7 posts deleted by mods over the years, would they still remain in my total?

Mike Guide 69

Wonder will we get the following callers later:

"Tis a disgrace Joe, I could'nt get me VIP Platinum U2 ticket, its not easy with me benefits and me kids and me sky variety pack, tis a disgraceeeee...."

dvcireland

"If U2 or Noel Gallagher were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."

Bernie, Clonliffe Road

ButtersSuki

Wan ting dats guaranteed so to speak is if Joe and de 3 Twins want to go they'll be going VIP "for free, pro gratt-tiss" (as he does say himself) courtesy of Aiken Promotions (or whoever is promoting this) OR from de RTÉ ticket vaults so to speak.

Red Kev

Butterssuki: 20,000 Joe....I've 20,000 I'm telling ya.
Joe: 20,000? Sure I make that in a fortnight.

Imcidentally, if Joe does show up today, he will have earned more since January 1st than somebody on the minimum wage will for a full working year.

dvcireland wrote: »

"If U2 or Noel Gallagher were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."

Bernie, Clonliffe Road

Yes Bernie, but living on Clonliffe Rd they'd still be blasting you out of it.

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

"If U2 or Noel Gallagher were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains."

Bernie, Clonliffe Road

Joe: and wat colour are your curtains Bernie?

I will give €500 to charity if she says "beef".


Brindin O'Cardle upon hearing this interaction would have a whole sketch based around it for de Chrimbo show and dat.

neris

indo has some screen grabs of twitter and that seat wave site. over 890 quid for 2 tickets and a service charge of over 160 quid.

Red Kev

neris wrote: »

indo has some screen grabs of twitter and that seat wave site. over 890 quid for 2 tickets and a service charge of over 160 quid.

"But it's not a croime in Ireland "

(as repeated ad nauseum on Liveline, Marian Finucane, Drivetime, Morning Ireland, Newstalk etc etc etc last August)

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

indo has some screen grabs of twitter and that seat wave site. over 890 quid for 2 tickets and a service charge of over 160 quid.

Was the seller a one P. Hickey so to speak?

SEPT 23 1989

Circus closures

Taxi driver outrage

Housing Crisis

Atlantic Dawn

Two Day
A Circus in the US shutting down, what does it mean for other Circii?
Dublin Airport advert portrays taxi drivers as characters out of Love/Hate so to speak, whoy, we talk to a taxi driver not happy.
Homeless tales

Red Kev

His outro wasn't the usual camp "dah Lahvlaine is open now".

He's cranky, that's for sure.

snubbleste

Red Kev wrote: »

..
He's cranky, that's for sure.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY?

ButtersSuki

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak: 10
Joe Shows: 10
No Show Joe Shows: 0
PBH Shows: 0
D'Omen Shows: 0
AN Udder Shows: 0

dvcireland

John Carmody & his Animal Rights Friends on Line 2, Joe

Atlantic Dawn

dvcireland wrote: »

John Carmody & his Animal Rights Friends on Line 2, Joe

Jaysus, there's people pay good money to see that bondage mullarky, and Eyre Square Galway of all places :pac:

neris

Red Kev wrote: »

His outro wasn't the usual camp "dah Lahvlaine is open now".

He's cranky, that's for sure.

Mustn't have got his u2 tickets then

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

John Carmody & his Animal Rights Friends on Line 2, Joe

Nipples like organ stops, Fadder.

neris

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Jaysus, there's people pay good money to see that bondage mullarky, and Eyre Square Galway of all places :pac:

They ll catch their death dressed like that......... the animals rights crowd really are lula

Jan_de_Bakker

Jaysus Joe was going mental last night on Twitter !!

snubbleste

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Jaysus Joe was going mental last night on Twitter !!

Who'd thought that Joe was so witty. :cool:

neris

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Jaysus Joe was going mental last night on Twitter !!

Which Joe? Real Joe Duffy or the real Joe Duffy

ButtersSuki

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Jaysus Joe was going mental last night on Twitter !!

Which Joe Duffy Twitter account so to speak? I'm barred from wan a dem....

Can you post some pics of de anger so to speak...

Red Kev

snubbleste

noinetiin noine noinety noine
well done well done well done well done

PeterTheNinth

Nobody would listen to be about Brendan Ogle.. Hopefully Duffy will cover this, and show this opportunistic hypocrite for what he is.

Oops69

What'll joe have in store to cheer us up on the most depressing day of the year ?, a touch of death,a tincture of suicide and a taste of cancer maybe ?

Fujitsu10

Oops69 wrote: »

What'll joe have in store to cheer us up on the most depressing day of the year ?, a touch of death,a tincture of suicide and a taste of cancer maybe ?

Most likely, all of the above.

snubbleste

"I'm from Roscommon, so.." sez caller

Roger_007

Basically, basically!

Atlantic Dawn

Basically until you start work your not actually employed.

Dan Jaman

Well, basically, the HR bloke is an incompetent wanker.

FrKurtFahrt

5 'basically's' in the first minute - and counting

Atlantic Dawn

New year, new budgets, new headcounts.

PauloMN

Original offer in writing? No.... didn't think so.