Lahvlahn Thread from 12/01/17 - Now we're talking

Roger_007

snubbleste wrote: »

€1000 to Oz?? Sure they were offering it for €300 yesterday

Time was when all you had to do was steal a sheep and you got free passage!

McDermotX

That accent already annoys me.

Be one or the other FFS.

snubbleste

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Youtube

Post that in the AH Trump threads

thecretinhop

Fateen in his most gracious nature (as always) has decided to let that lad from limerick come up to the bigg shmoke and will let him polish the jag 3 times a week.
fateen has decided in a very generous manner offered him 3.49 euro and hour and he is also allowed sleep in the boot of the e type:pac:

Fujitsu10

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5PK-SK0h9o

He was talking about Aliens Caller, please keep up :D

ButtersSuki

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/826074232555724801

https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/826079861529800704

pc7

Aw sweet jebus she agrees with Trump! Fook off you old bint

ultra violet 5

why does mr duffy need a half am million dolars every year,?

whoy

SEPT 23 1989

he will have a go at her and then end the show

Rochester

Ah the milk of human kindness is present in this one.

wolfe

2.58 another break comin up

ButtersSuki

McDermotX wrote: »

That accent already annoys me.

Be one or the other FFS.

It's a Wurking Class Dubalin accent caller and he's said on more than one occasion that he's never had any complaints.

snubbleste

What was that? Did the caller say something wrong that Joe immediately went to break?

constitutionus

joe any fuking chance you could get the trump VOTER on instead of his hillary voting brother/sister?

FFS RTE is some bleeding joke on this one.

just cause half their relations are "undocumeted" in the US is no reason to foist this propaganda on the rest of us. the stations been hysterical all day.

vicwatson

Ignoramus Duffy

ButtersSuki

ultra violet 5 wrote: »

why does mr duffy need a half am million dolars every year,?

whoy

Because he's ENTITLED to it caller.

ultra violet 5

where does he even spend a half billion dollars every year?

BPKS

How long was he waiting to say that pun?

Del.Monte

Oh God ...was that a joke

Dan Jaman

ultra violet 5 wrote: »

where does he even spend a half billion dollars every year?

Has he had another pay rise?

ButtersSuki

Like it or TRUMP it!

Caller will be gettign a Funny Fryday gig after that one.

Roger_007

ultra violet 5 wrote: »

where does he even spend a half billion dollars every year?

De food bill would be substantial by the looks of tings!

2smiggy

another caller who talks a bit of sense is only given about 20 seconds talk time .....

SEPT 23 1989

a comedian to finish off the show

snubbleste

Katherine fecking Zappone.. honestly what were the people of Dublin SouthWest thinking when they elected her

ButtersSuki

I'm not 100% sure on this but isn't the pre-clearance area of the airport technically US land (in the same way an embassy is)?

Therefore, sorry Ms. Zapone, it's none of your f*cking business nor that of the Irish Govt. either.

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Katherine fecking Zappone.. honestly what were the people of Dublin SouthWest thinking when they elected her

Piss take vote.

thecretinhop

Farcy had a a nice dig last week on Friday, basically saying amercians are ignorant. Again if he said that all muslims were stuck in the 14th century and treated their woman like animals he would have been sacked.

SEPT 23 1989

snubbleste wrote: »

Katherine fecking Zappone.. honestly what were the people of Dublin SouthWest thinking when they elected her

she will be gone after the next election

Atlantic Dawn

The moral of that story is don't go shooting up some loopers house, to every action there's a reaction so to speak.

ButtersSuki

You might have more credibility Ms. Zappone if you didn't travel half way around the world to get to the Dail to pad your expenses......


http://www.thejournal.ie/katherine-zappone-travel-expenses-2732813-Apr2016/

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a comedian to finish off the show

No, that was Friday caller.

ultra violet 5

Roger_007 wrote: »

De food bill would be substantial by the looks of tings!

ha i know but can u imagine walking down a road and being so rich you could buy everything you see,

it's pretty mean that he won't share that money with the people

Odyssey 2005

snubbleste wrote: »

Katherine fecking Zappone.. honestly what were the people of Dublin SouthWest thinking when they elected her

They weren't

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

she will be gone after the next election

Probably, but she'll be ENTITLED to 2 pensions for her few years service to the state:

A TD's pension AND a Ministers pension.

Best small country in the world to be a politician.

Dan Jaman

ultra violet 5 wrote: »

it's pretty mean that he won't share that money with the people

The people share their money with him - he understands that bit of Socialism.

goose2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Am I reading that correctly? A National Radio programme is going to cover the closure of a local gym? There must have been a lot of RTE Staff that were members for that to be deemed newsworthy.

are you implying that they wouldn't give equal weight to the closure of a gym in Clones or Lahinch, caller?

EndaHonesty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Probably, but she'll be ENTITLED to 2 pensions for her few years service to the state:

A TD's pension AND a Ministers pension.

Best small country in the world to be a politician.

She was a lecturer in Trinity and served a full term in the Seanad so how many pensions would she be entitled to?

ButtersSuki

EndaHonesty wrote: »

She was a lecturer in Trinity and served a full term in the Seanad so how many pensions would she be entitled to?

4 then caller, or 5 if you include the measly state pension so to speak.

She'll be ahead of Ivan Yates then (I've spoken on this in other fora so to speak). The vast majority of people I speak to on Yates seem oblivious to the fact he's on 2 full pensions (TD & Ministerial), and has been since he was 50. And yet he seems to have a degree of sympathy others don't get, despite the shockingly arrogant (in my opinion) position on those pensions he holds - he uses the word "entitled" when discussing them more than the average caller to De Lahv Lahn.

He's also (a la de Duffmeister) skilled at tax avoidance, utilising the 1 man company loophole to ensure he pays corporation tax and not PAYE like the majority of the rest of us, and has written a buke to qualify for de artists exemption too. When I hear people champion him for "stiffing it to the banks" (as it was recently put to me), I always ask these people do they realise that ultimately we as taxpayers paid for Yates' debts I'm most often greeted with a variety of responses. Most recently I was greeted with a barrage of abuse telling me I was a "begrudger".

I don't mind Yates as a presenter, he's obviously intelligent, clever and smart in ways Duffy could never be; but he can be quite sensationalist and often plays to the gallery unnecessarily, and there's a little bit of a bully in him at times. He's had his difficulties sure but he has twice in recent years taken year long sabbaticals and swanned back into a high-paying role in newstalk courtesy of one DO'B. Not many in his position would be as lucky.

Yet he has this overwhelmingly positive perception about him i just can't fathom.


Discuss.

Hitchens

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Yet he has this overwhelmingly positive perception about him i just can't fathom.


Discuss.

it's that bred in the bone awe that Irish Catlicks have for Horse Protestants (as Brendan Behan might have said)

ButtersSuki

Hitchens wrote: »

it's that bred in the bone awe that Irish Catlicks have for Horse Protestants (as Brendan Behan might have said)

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!
I did ask de question when I did already know de answer so to speak.

The OH is a Prod. I'll bring this theory up with her.

It kinda reminds me of when Joe puts on de posh voyis when he does be taking to Sasanachs or Doctors so to speak; that Catalick/Oirish inferiority complex shines through and dat.

Atlantic Dawn

De car from todays show in de Independent, absolute scummers, before and after so to speak...





http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/fathers-warning-after-scumbags-steal-sons-car-demand-ransom-and-then-burn-it-in-front-of-them-35409980.html

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De car from todays show in de Independent, absolute scummers, before and after so to speak...





http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/fathers-warning-after-scumbags-steal-sons-car-demand-ransom-and-then-burn-it-in-front-of-them-35409980.html

Well at least we know wat colour de car is now, seeing as Horatijoe forgot to record the details as part of his investigation yesterday. Amateur. Deegan from last week would asked that question.

ButtersSuki

In the PC Praise be to Allah wurild dat Joe inhabits, this conversation will likely take place one day:

Joe: wat colour was de car?
Caller: black Joe.
Joe: YOU CAN'T SAY DAT! YOU CAN'T SAY DAT! It's African American caller.

2smiggy

well at least we can see the young lad had put time , effort and money into his car. pointless getting insurance money for it, as the insurance company would value it at next to nothing. can see how this would be devastating for the lad

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

well at least we can see the young lad had put time , effort and money into his car. pointless getting insurance money for it, as the insurance company would value it at next to nothing. can see how this would be devastating for the lad

I feel bad for the young fella but even starting to negotiate with those scumbags was a mistake.

What I'd like to know is why they didn't tell the Gardai where the car was when they knew this info. If the Gardai did know this (this wasn't obvious from the call yesterday) then what the hell are they being paid for if they can't go into Southhill and repossess the car?

I assume they know full well who stole this car and who burnt it, yet it's likely no charges will be brought in this case.

Joe lambasted the toerags on yesterday's show, no doubt in a few weeks he'll be saying de poor Childers never had a chance.

And where was Willie O'Dea and Niall Collins when this was going down? Were they not available to "negotiate" the release of the car? Or were they too busy rehearsing cliches?

Fujitsu10

I was fascinated watching the six one news last night and listening to Inda saying that he was going to tell the "Donald" how wrong the USA are in banning Muslims etc.
I'm sure that this will ruin Donalds plans for a good knees up on Paddy's day!! NOT :rolleyes::rolleyes:

PeterTheNinth

Are we 100% sure that it wasn't the Road Safety Authority that torched that car?

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De car from todays show in de Independent, absolute scummers, before and after so to speak...





http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/fathers-warning-after-scumbags-steal-sons-car-demand-ransom-and-then-burn-it-in-front-of-them-35409980.html

Utter, utter little shoytes. I see the comments on the newspaper have been cleansed - it was getting heated.
<correction> They haven't - but they weren't there half an hour ago.

SEPT 23 1989

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

De car from todays show in de Independent, absolute scummers, before and after so to speak...





http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/fathers-warning-after-scumbags-steal-sons-car-demand-ransom-and-then-burn-it-in-front-of-them-35409980.html

I hope he has that car insured for what it really is otherwise he is getting nothing