Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

Lord TSC

And Go!

GavRedKing

first :P

Liam McPoyle

Our year!

2nd please ****ing god

Edit* Rod munch nooooooooooooooo

brinty

Fourth

Edit : Arsenal

jayo26

Wooop

Unearthly

I smell a cup

brinty

And ooooooooooooo
Shane long us fire.........

And soooooooooooo
Shane ling us on fire

Flint Fredstone

brinty wrote: »

Fourth

If you'd have just said Arsenal I'd have so much respect for you.

Bret Hart

Jose does love himself a League Cup.

GavRedKing

GavRedKing wrote: »

first :P

Chelsea fan, getting this saying this :mad: at least Lord started it i guess

Jayop

GavRedKing wrote: »

first :P

Feck sake, not even a United fan. Bleugh

New thread by executive order from LordTSC.

Will be hoping for less alternative facts from bangkok in this one.

Hopefully Jose can continue to make United great again.

Comic Book Guy

I have to settle for place on the bench, didn't make the first 11!

Jayop

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

If you'd have just said Arsenal I'd have so much respect for you.

Opportunity missed!!

newballsplease

Fat Anderson

Jayop

So to summarize the last thread...

Fellaini is useless/useful
Rooney is a Donkey/Legend
We're going to win the league/finish 6th
Loans are a waste of time/valuable experience for young players

At least we got those key issues sorted.

GavRedKing

Deleted User wrote: »

Chelsea fan, getting this saying this :mad: at least Lord started it i guess

Jayop wrote: »

Feck sake, not even a United fan. Bleugh

I'm just letting ye know where we'll finish.

Korat

We're going to win the league!

Jayop

GavRedKing wrote: »

I'm just letting ye know where we'll finish.

2nd??? :eek:

Trigger

A treble of Cups will do for me

Jayop

astradave wrote: »

A treble of Cups will do for me

And 4th with Liverpool in 5th. Would be sweet to knock them out of the top four and win the EL.

GavRedKing

Jayop wrote: »

2nd??? :eek:

<ninja edits Lord TSC's post>

Liam McPoyle

astradave wrote: »

A treble of Cups will do for me

bangkok

Fellaini in

Hococop

GavRedKing wrote: »

I'm just letting ye know where we'll finish.

adox

When's the last time a superthread was started with Utd on a genuine upward curve?

It feels ****ing great.

jayo26

bangkok wrote: »

Fellaini in

New thread same bangkok


#vile

Polo_Mint

GONNA WIN ALL THE CUPS WE DIDN'T WANNA WIN ANYWAY

finish 2nd in the league

adox

adox wrote: »

When's the last time a superthread was started with Utd on a genuine upward curve?

It feels ****ing great.

I dunno, but when the previous United Superthread was created we apparently had a busted flush for a manager.

3 cups 1 shield 1 2nd place trophy wouldnt be a bad season

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

3 cups 1 shield 1 2nd place trophy wouldn't be a bad season

That would be a great return, above expectation for the first season IMO.

There's a Long way to go in both the FA Cup and Europa League, but a genuine chance at the EFL.

Any trophy and a Top 4 spot would leave me content for the first season to be honest.

stankratz

stankratz wrote: »

That would be a great return, above expectation for the first season IMO.

There's a Long way to go in both the FA Cup and Europa League, but a genuine chance at the EFL.

Any trophy and a Top 4 spot would leave me content for the first season to be honest.

Ah ya it was kinda tongue in cheek, got a bit excited with the new thread
Id take top 4 and any trophy right now, it is nice not to have a feeling of doom and gloom mind

Jayop

stankratz wrote: »

That would be a great return, above expectation for the first season IMO.

There's a Long way to go in both the FA Cup and Europa League, but a genuine chance at the EFL.

Any trophy and a Top 4 spot would leave me content for the first season to be honest.

This x10000

yabadabado

That match thread has an absolute classic post.The poor lad:eek:

The poster has hit a whole new level of pathetic,it has to be a wind up?

xtal191

The_Kew_Tour

The Spice Boys we were called

Oh wait...

0gac3yjefb5sv7

yabadabado wrote: »

That match thread has an absolute classic post.The poor lad:eek:

The poster has hit a whole new level of pathetic,it has to be a wind up?

What did he say haha?

Flint Fredstone

yabadabado wrote: »

That match thread has an absolute classic post.The poor lad:eek:

The poster has hit a whole new level of pathetic,it has to be a wind up?

I'm happy to see him post all that waffle because it means Liverpool didn't win and that's a little victory for us United fans.

Seriously though, it's pathetic.

yabadabado

Pheonix10 wrote: »

What did he say haha?

A huge rambling post of complete nonsense.It's actually funny but unintentional,I think.

I quoted it in there if you wanna take a look.

Cantona's Collars

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

I'm happy to see him post all that waffle because it means Liverpool didn't win and that's a little victory for us United fans.

Seriously though, it's pathetic.

A post RAWK would be proud of by him,even by the standards we've seen that is a humdinger.

Rossi IRL

41st

Would take a 0-1 tomorrow, dont care as long as we qualify.

Cantona's Collars

Rossi IRL wrote: »

41st

Would take a 0-1 tomorrow, dont care as long as we qualify.

A win by an offside goal from a long ball that held up in the wind.;)

Second half of Jose's press conference, the embargoed part...

Not much of note in it.

He's asked about Martial's absence from the squad last weekend and Martial's trip to Paris, rather than staying with the team and watching from the stands. Jose attempts to put it down to rotation, and a player doing what he wants with his time off, but IMO he leaves it possible to take from his words that he wasn't satisfied with Martial's performance against Liverpool.

Says DDG will have free-time as Romero is going to play and Joel Pereira will be on the bench. David is free to fúck off to Spain for 2 days if he wishes to do so, like Martial did with Paris.

Also asked about Shaw and with him now fit, will this game give Jose the chance to start the likes of Shaw, Martial and Rashford? Jose simply responded that he will be playing his strongest team against Hull.

That last part is good to hear, I really hope we can continue to progress as far as possible in each tournament. Worry about its effects on our league form if/when that happens.

Somewhat related to that, I read a decent article last night from James Ducker at the Telegraph titled 'How Jose Mourinho has eased Manchester United's injury problems'. While I don't think that it definitively does what the title suggests, it does look at United's injury problems of the last few seasons and shows how Mourinho has improved things there so far. It was behind a paywall on the Telegraph, but reddit have it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/5pzf8v/how_jose_mourinho_has_eased_manchester_uniteds/

If Jose and his staff actively set out to reduce avoidable injuries and the current results show that it is working, that would be a big problem to get sorted out at the club. The amount of injuries over the last few seasons was too damn high.

Rossi IRL

zerks wrote: »

A win by an offside goal from a long ball that held up in the wind.;)

Finished by a Fellaini elbow and a Pogba dab

Evra got his move back home, but to France instead of Manchester with a move to Marseille.

https://www.om.net/actualites/298330/lolympique-de-marseille-annonce-larrivee-de-patrice-evra

I wish him the best of luck.

Was just having a look on his Wiki page there to find out when he turns 36 (May), but I also found out that he was 1 of 25 siblings :eek:

The_Kew_Tour

Not from same mother.

His Dad was a Pat Mustard type

Trigger

I very much doubt this is a real quote but I laughed

https://twitter.com/PlayersSayings/status/823497939993628672

StringerBell

Rossi IRL wrote: »

41st

FAIL!!!

Flint Fredstone

Liverpool match thread locked a few hours after the match?
But... but... that only happens when United lose :pac:

Trigger

StringerBell wrote: »

FAIL!!!

Sorry but that's an alternative fact not a fail