Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

Korat

I hope Leeds get promoted.

Miss their wit.

jayo26

limnam wrote: »

He was probably just pulling our leg

Acting like a right drumstick.....

Sorry I'll get my feather coat.

duffman13

duffman13 wrote: »

10/10 for the turkey references, this one will just keep giving.

Yep. Turkeys and Thanksgiving all over the thread, it's like being in Virginia on the 4th Thursday in November.

Unearthly

Wigan got stuffed. Did we use that one yet?

LeeJM

Was good to see the lads gobble up most of the chances we created today. We really are flying in the cups recently. I think if we win 2 cups and get top 4 this season it will be a huge sign that soon we will be ruling the roost once more under Jose

limnam

jayo26 wrote: »

Acting like a right drumstick.....

Sorry I'll get my feather coat.

I'll come with ye. I'll be your wing man

S.M.B.

So the Guardian have gone with a headline of 'Anthony Martial stars as Manchester United stroll to victory over Wigan' and claim he did enough to start against Hull during the week after Mourinho said he would if he had a magnificent game.

Surprised they think it's so clear cut.

I'd like to see him start myself but wouldn't be shocked either way.

paulbok

jayo26 wrote: »

Ahh just talking a load of gibbleterish it came from a poster in another thread trying to carve up the united fans but it turned into the breast meltdown in a while.

Bootiful

FutureGuy

jayo26 wrote: »

Lads I really feel the quality of this thread has gone to the dogs.. I know we have loads of new posters but come on like we have gone from having Kate Upton gifs and hayley gifs too....... Gifs of a turkey.





sorted

Be right back lads.

Mr.Crinklewood

FutureGuy wrote: »

Be right back lads.

So we've had turkey references,and now we have someone choking the chicken! !!

Trigger

**** sake lads, All this talk is making me hungry, off to get a snack box

bucketybuck

Has anybody said that the game is done and dustined yet?

limnam

astradave wrote: »

**** sake lads, All this talk is making me hungry, off to get a snack box

gobble gobble

Cantona's Collars

bucketybuck wrote: »

Has anybody said that the game is done and dustined yet?

Wigan were plucked and hung.It was like Thanksgiving and Christmas when the final whistle blew as they were well and truly stuffed at that stage.

Cantona's Collars

astradave wrote: »

**** sake lads, All this talk is making me hungry, off to get a snack box

Are you hungry like a wolf;)

limnam

limnam wrote: »

Always trying to rustle feathers

At least it's not jimmies!

FutureGuy

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

So we've had turkey references,and now we have someone choking the chicken! !!

For fcuks sake man, and everyone that thanked my post. I was making dinner for my beautiful wife. What is wrong with you people?

Mr.Crinklewood

FutureGuy wrote: »

For fcuks sake man, and everyone that thanked my post. I was making dinner for my beautiful wife. What is wrong with you people?

What did you cook for her?


Edit:- Just noting that us tool you 33 minutes to "make dinner".

jayo26

FutureGuy wrote: »

For fcuks sake man, and everyone that thanked my post. I was making dinner for my beautiful wife. What is wrong with you people?

I can't say I like her choice of desert uugghh

The_Kew_Tour

We were flying today

Am I doing this right?

FutureGuy

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

What did you cook for her?

Salmon. Yes. That'll do.

jayo26

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

We were flying today

Am I doing this right?

Do turkeys fly??

Kerrydude1981

Should go straight for the giblets Wednesday night,kill off off Hull fast

Headshot

How did Shaw get on as well?

jayo26

Headshot wrote: »

How did Shaw get on as well?

He was ok he had a quiet enough game but was plucky at times.

Kerrydude1981

Headshot wrote: »

How did Shaw get on as well?

He did ok,at one stage in the first half Rooney had to point to him to make an overlapping run,he seemed reluctant to do so

GSPfan

Headshot wrote: »

How did Shaw get on as well?

Good but nothing stood out about him. Defended well but didnt do much up top that i seen. It was a good reintroduction to the team.

The_Kew_Tour

jayo26 wrote: »

Do turkeys fly??

Is it birds or turkeys:pac:

Kerrydude1981

Shaw should still start against Hull,give him another run out

jayo26

I think tfm looked really solid and mature today he didn't look like someone that hasn't been a first team starter all that much this season he was full of energy going forward and worked well on the overflap.

Kerrydude1981

jayo26 wrote: »

I think tfm looked really solid and mature today he didn't look like someone that hasn't been a first team starter all that much this season he was full of energy going forward and worked well on the overflap.

Id love to see him given a game as a DM,see how he goes

RobertKK

We should all baste in the glory of still being in three cup competitions.

Plucked this from twitter:

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/825771419959169025

jayo26

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Id love to see him given a game as a DM,see how he goes

I think we might see a bit more of bastian there now or at least him playing instead of Carrick but with ander sitting little deeper.

Liam McPoyle

FutureGuy wrote: »

For fcuks sake man, and everyone that thanked my post. I was making dinner for my beautiful wife. What is wrong with you people?

Flint Fredstone

Turkey

Kerrydude1981

jayo26 wrote: »

I think we might see a bit more of bastian there now or at least him playing instead of Carrick but with ander sitting little deeper.

Ya I hope we do see more of Basti,rotating him and Carrick could work

Basti showed today in the second half that he still has something to offer.

The_Kew_Tour

**** Turkey

Prawn Sandwich!!

Tom.D.BJJ

Beauty

https://streamable.com/2moxg

jayo26

That assist from martial for mikis goal was pure sexy perfectly weighted pass.

Headshot

Tom.D.BJJ wrote: »

Beauty

https://streamable.com/2moxg

Brings me back to Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez counter attacking teams

Great to see

MagicIRL

Tom.D.BJJ wrote: »

Beauty

https://streamable.com/2moxg

Mkhitaryan looks so effortless when he runs. It's amazing to see.

Cantona's Collars

https://twitter.com/DuncanCastles/status/825763449615548416

Times have changed,Castles not trolling us anymore.

Headshot

zerks wrote: »

https://twitter.com/DuncanCastles/status/825763449615548416

Times have changed,Castles not trolling us anymore.

hahaha

I laughing at the scholes picture in that link

Headshot

Headshot wrote: »

hahaha

I laughing at the scholes picture in that link

Jaysus :pac:

Not sure if I'm zerksin' here or if this is fresh, but Jose said in the post-match press conference that Young could possibly flea the coop before the window closes. He is the only player who Jose is unsure of as regards staying beyond January. Jose wants him to stay, but Ashley is currently considering his options.

That's why he was nowhere to be seen today. Jose wanted to give the chance to players who definitely would be here for the rest of the season.

Any of those 'born, bred and employed in England' players considering the move to China, it would be some culture shock I imagine. Just quitting the league, your life, your country, your friends, extended family...all cold turkey, the money would want to be amazing for such a change in situation.

And on that note...Chinese New Year kicked in yesterday and it was almost beautiful for the thread...Year of the Rooster.

Cantona's Collars

Didn't see this here earlier.

https://twitter.com/StuMathiesonMEN/status/825771204476821506

jayo26

zerks wrote: »

Didn't see this here earlier.

https://twitter.com/StuMathiesonMEN/status/825771204476821506

Nope it's Not in the post above yours pal haha.

Nalz

These Ashley Young rumours

RobertKK

RobertKK wrote: »

In the Times, Duncan Castles says Mourinho is concerned after two players going and wants two signings - Lindelof and Bakayoko this window, and Young is likely to leave this month.

https://twitter.com/writtenoff_mufc/status/825610773107965952

Sorry but I posted that hours ago, and in the meantime for Wigan they appeared like turkeys who had voted for Christmas, as United dined on a 4 course dinner at Old Trafford.